Interesting story regarding this: I was once a rubber nipple salesman.
I went door to door with my sidekick in an effort to corner the market by going straight to the consumer. Unfortunately, we had some weird customers. One guy beat me mercilessly with a shovel, mistaking me for a circus midget, while another thought I was from the FBI. I just wanted to sell nipples! Remember, they make great finger gloves for when you have to touch filthy and repulsive things to say nothing of their ability to protect your eyes from UV rays.

I think it went something like this.

http://www.gamespot.com/users/fatboyvinnie/video_player?id=cHE1kDv-5bsMvzDa

I never liked Ren and Stimpy. :(

BffSatan
I can not be sure if this is a male nipple or a female nipple.

That's so gross for some reason.

And so borderline.

Bras reduce painful bouncing and backache. I like bras. I don't like that women feel they must wear wear them just to have the body shape that society wants them to.

This topic just reminded me of my amusement as a child receiving a 12 inch Han Solo doll (or action figure, whatever). I was amused that he had nipples. None of Barbie's friends or beaus ever did.

Nipples… That's a silly word, “nipples.”

BffSatan
I can not be sure if this is a male nipple or a female nipple.

This might be porn.

I find the juxtaposition of your post and your sig to be hilarious.

*two nips up*

Scribe_Drizz

BffSatan
I can not be sure if this is a male nipple or a female nipple.

That's Olympus Mons on Mars. The reddish color is because of large amounts of iron oxide in the Martian soil.

Venus Mons has nicer views :)

n_y_japlander
there actual usage is to test the temperature of swimming pools and all water in general…
(^U^)

and cut glass afterwards.

PIT_FACE
and cut glass afterwards.

Cold nips chafe :(

I heard somewhere that if a man gets malnourished he’ll start lactating. Something about producing certain hormones.

Imagine you had nipples for eyes and eyes for nipples. That would be a completely different situation right there.


































































Also boobies.

Nipples are why I don't believe in God.

My nipples hurt after I run. Apparently I'm supposed to cover them with band-aids when I run a marathon.

Goddammit nipples, quit making me do really weird stuff.

You know it's gonna be a good weekend when you sign onto DD and see the “nipples” topic strategically placed right after an in-depth discussion on the physics of time travel.

GracehFaceh
You know it's gonna be a good weekend when you sign onto DD and see the “nipples” topic strategically placed right after an in-depth discussion on the physics of time travel.

There's physics involved in nipples, you know.

You need to compute the angle and trajectory it bounces in relation to its mass and weight. In doing so, you need to factor in gravity, wind velocity, wind direction, and external force as well.

As well as how many pounds per square inch of pressure it can handle.

lol!

Sea_Cow
Nipples are why I don't believe in God.

How odd. Nipples are the precise reason I do believe in God.

Nipples are why I believe in evolution. The first mammals crawled out of the ocean on their nipples. That's why fish have no nipples.

therealtj

Sea_Cow
Nipples are why I don't believe in God.

How odd. Nipples are the precise reason I do believe in God.

To hell with sunsets, these puppies are all the proof I need.

Kyupol
There's physics involved in nipples, you know.

You need to compute the angle and trajectory it bounces in relation to its mass and weight. In doing so, you need to factor in gravity, wind velocity, wind direction, and external force as well.

As well as how many pounds per square inch of pressure it can handle.

Yay, an educational moment! *The more you know*

Always wear a padded bra on a cold day.

same
Imagine you had nipples for eyes and eyes for nipples. That would be a completely different situation right there.

Have you seen Magritte's painting The Rape?

kyupol

GracehFaceh
You know it's gonna be a good weekend when you sign onto DD and see the “nipples” topic strategically placed right after an in-depth discussion on the physics of time travel.

There's physics involved in nipples, you know.

You need to compute the angle and trajectory it bounces in relation to its mass and weight. In doing so, you need to factor in gravity, wind velocity, wind direction, and external force as well.

As well as how many pounds per square inch of pressure it can handle.

lol!

This is a bright new day for me. It's the first time I've laughed at something kyupol posted without going “wtf is he talking about?”

Also, nipples are just the peak of an amazing thing. Unless they're on Madonna. I swear, that woman could kill a person without the pointy cone bra.

ozoneocean
Thoughts on nipples?

I'd be happier without my boobs period. Anyone want them? Must like having two heavy bowling balls attached to your chest.

lastcall

ozoneocean
Thoughts on nipples?

I'd be happier without my boobs period. Anyone want them? Must like having two heavy bowling balls attached to your chest.

Disembodied boobs would be no fun though!
I'm glad I don't have any. But they are aesthetically appealing in the right environment. :)

I think most of the problem here is that nipples are always better on other people.

Okay, we all know that nipples are very sensitive and that having something coarse rubbing on them is unpleasant at best.

Now consider chainmal bras in fantasy. I get the sex appeal, but there's never any indication that these ladies are wearing any sort of padding underneath their bizarre choice of “armour”, so I can't help but cringe at the thought that their nipples must be getting pinched and chaffed by heavy metal rings. You'd think that the sight of heavily chaffed, blistered or calloused nipples would be a major turn off.

Australia didnt like this. It got banned. But funny as hell.

NIPPLES!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE9wNkE820w

Awwww… I want finger penis nipples… :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNoS2BU6bbQ&feature=fvst

ozoneocean
Awwww… I want finger penis nipples… :(

You also wanna run them along railings?

Pineapple

Yeah I remember that one.Australia is getting too soft. First there was the restriction of R rated games, and now they're censoring the bleeding internet!

mechanical_lullaby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNoS2BU6bbQ&feature=fvst

HAHA! I love those guys. My favourite one is the Ass Bandit gag.

Ironscarf
Really? Wouldn't there be a danger of falling in? I always use my elbow.

WOW! i never thought to use my elbow,i usually just stick my wrist in
I think they meant when you're in water…they usually perk up (it's weird and slightly uncomfortable)
ANYWAY Nipples…in middle school mine were basketball magnets (ouch)

usedbooks
Bras reduce painful bouncing and backache. I like bras. I don't like that women feel they must wear wear them just to have the body shape that society wants them to.

I don't think anyone realises that boobs are really fat with mammary glands in the middle,they're naturally saggy but the media wants us to push them up in attempts to make them looks perky
Bras also give you a layer of protection…from basketballs and other girls in change rooms

I really don't like pierced nipples. Whenever I see one, I imagine the ring being yanked out and tearing the nipple and it makes me feel icky.