ozoneocean

lba
So just think about that next time.

I don't think that'd make anybody very horny… :[

except an exhibitionist… O_O

Red Slayer

Hippie Van
Well yeh but it's not, like, Self-pleasure Duck.

There's an idea.

ehehhehe

lothar
ehehhehe

OMG! Where are their hands? O_o



…Wait… birds have hands?

Carry lots of guns, kick ass and chew bubblegum.

Go to a small isolated cabin deep in the woods and read books about THINGS MAN IS NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW. Invoke evil spirits, ouija boards (but call up demons and Cthulhu creatures) say Hastor a lot, speak in a deep gravely voice and just be evil.

Or watch your friends get killed in brutal gory ways and turn into indestructible undead monsters and cut off your hand and graft a chain saw to it and kill them then travel to the 13th Century and battle an army while making real cool wisecracks.

Walk around empty dimly lighted hallways listening to eerie music and playing cat and mouse with a deranged psycho killer.

Watch the Christmas Story marathon.

Watch a marathon of tentacle sex movies.

well i did the 3rd on and the 2 last. i suppose i'll have to try harder next x-mas. i mean really, aint that the true meaning right thar?

PIT_FACE
…and im friggin bored! ahh someone gimme an idea of somethin to do! besides drink….im tryin to be festive dammit but there's nothin here!

If I were in your posistion I would volunteer at a soup kitchen vOv

It isn't because I have some moral curve and feel an obligation. I just really like soup. Any chance I can get to be around soup is a chance that will not be passed up.

What is your favorite type of soup?

lefarce
If I were in your posistion I would volunteer at a soup kitchen vOv

It isn't because I have some moral curve and feel an obligation. I just really like soup. Any chance I can get to be around soup is a chance that will not be passed up.

I once told my mom I was considering volunteering with a local religious group that does homeless outreach outside of the library where I work. She was confused and asked me why, to which I (only partially in jest) replied “with the way the economy is going, I'd rather be on the supply side of the breadline than waiting in it.”

ozoneocean
I don't think that'd make anybody very horny… :[

If I were looking for sexual satisfaction, I can think of a few websites I'd go to before coming to Drunk Duck :-p (no offense meant to the lovely and talented people here, of course)

PIT_FACE
well i did the 3rd on and the 2 last. i suppose i'll have to try harder next x-mas. i mean really, aint that the true meaning right thar?

Depends. How much money did you spend?

lothar

Shouldn't the little subtitle say “The Self-Pleasure Community”?

Sit around and wait in the dark till new years.

elektro

lothar

Shouldn't the little subtitle say “The Self-Pleasure Community”?

prolly