First post in the forums in a long time weeeeeeee

1.Miley Cyrus
Horrible example for the children.

2.Scene people/the whole Scene movement
Scene people don't talk to me. I work at a music venue and I see a lot of them, and they do not want to talk to me. Ever.

3.fat people (not obese)
They make me feel less fat.

4.obese people
They make me feel way less fat. And also kind of gross me out.

5.tall people
Tall girls hate being tall.

6.short people
Awww.

7.Britney Spears
Don't care.

8.self-mutiliation
Bad memories.

9.pro-anorexia groups/sites
I like looking at the thinspo pictures.

10.Sarah Palin
Guns.

1.Miley Cyrus
Don't care.

2.Scene people/the whole Scene movement
Don't care.

3.fat people (not obese)
The new “normal” weight.

4.obese people
The next “normal” weight.

5.tall people
I look up to them.

6.short people
I see eye-to-eye with them.

7.Britney Spears
Expired corporate meat product.

8.self-mutiliation
No-thanks.

9.pro-anorexia groups/sites
Something Awful is wrong: The Internet doesn't make you stupid, it just speeds the process up.

10.Sarah Palin
Don't care.

Oooo, more surveys.

1.Miley Cyrus
I don't keep up with much of her news but I can't say I like her all that much. From what I know, I don't think she's that great of a role model for young kids. I mean, Hilary Duff is almost Mother Teresa when next to her. Honestly, how did she get so famous anyway?

2.Scene people/the whole Scene movement
I don't get it… is it the same as emo? If so, I have nothing against them. They're kind of funny, and I like some of their fashion trends.

3.fat people (not obese)
Like chubby? There's nothing wrong with a bit of meat as long as it isn't unhealthy. Some people are just genetically bigger than others anyway. It shouldn't really be an issue. It's the same if I ask “what do you think of thin people (not anorexic).” Uh, nothing much.

4.obese people
Not all of them are entirely at fault for their obesity… so I don't like bashing them… but I admit I'm not all that proud of our consumer lifestyle.

5.tall people
Lucky them. I bet they fit all their jeans. Grrrr, long legs. >_>

6.short people
Have greater chances drowning, especially if they don't know how to swim.

7.Britney Spears
I feel bad for her and I wish people would stop giving her such a hard time- unless she actually enjoys the negative attention. She didn't do anything wrong (well, nothing like raping little boys), and it's not that weird she got fed up with all that pressure of being perfect. No one's perfect. I wonder how her old fans feel about this though.

8.self-mutiliation
Hey, it's your body, your life. Fashion, art, curiosity, or attention- whatever. I don't look down upon it but I'm sometimes amazed by how people go through with it. Actually, not all self-mutilation is that extreme or painful, like earrings or tattoos. Wait, tattoos are painful.

9.pro-anorexia groups/sites
Like modeling agencies? What? Who supports anorexia? Yeah, I like half-dead skeletons, wooooo. I'm pretty sure it's an illness, not a blessing. =\

10.Sarah Palin
*google*

1.Miley Cyrus
i don't even know who the hell you are

2.Scene people/the whole Scene movement
totally impressed by the way they express their individuality. by acting exactly like their friends. …okay i'll admit i don't get it at all.

3.fat people (not obese)
doesn't it bother you that you're fat?

4.obese people
aren't you ashamed of yourself? are all those sweets and fast food really that good?

5.tall people
hi… what's going on

6.short people
haha you're short

7.Britney Spears
as one of maybe four heterosexual men who liked your last album, i wish everyone would leave you alone.

8.self-mutiliation
will you just fucking RELAX?? or at least try some other form of self-destructive behavior. like drinking. drinking's awesome.

9.pro-anorexia groups/sites
….what?

10.Sarah Palin
i don't know who you are either.

Jellomix
7.Britney Spears
I feel bad for her and I wish people would stop giving her such a hard time- unless she actually enjoys the negative attention. She didn't do anything wrong (well, nothing like raping little boys), and it's not that weird she got fed up with all that pressure of being perfect. No one's perfect. I wonder how her old fans feel about this though.

I loved that vid you did on youtube :)

1.Miley Cyrus
Sex
2.Scene people/the whole Scene movement
Maybe sex
3.fat people (not obese)
Not sex
4.obese people
Not sex
5.tall people
Sex
6.short people
Sex
7.Britney Spears
Maybe sex?
8.self-mutiliation
Not sex
9.pro-anorexia groups/sites
Not sex
10.Sarah Palin
Sex

Vakanai
1.Miley Cyrus
Sex
2.Scene people/the whole Scene movement
Maybe sex
3.fat people (not obese)
Not sex
4.obese people
Not sex
5.tall people
Sex
6.short people
Sex
7.Britney Spears
Maybe sex?
8.self-mutiliation
Not sex
9.pro-anorexia groups/sites
Not sex
10.Sarah Palin
Sex

There's a man who keeps his priorities straight!

Also, lol@ozone

ozoneocean

Jellomix
7.Britney Spears
I feel bad for her and I wish people would stop giving her such a hard time- unless she actually enjoys the negative attention. She didn't do anything wrong (well, nothing like raping little boys), and it's not that weird she got fed up with all that pressure of being perfect. No one's perfect. I wonder how her old fans feel about this though.

I loved that vid you did on youtube :)

Lol. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! *SOB*

1.Miley Cyrus
Slut
2.Scene people/the whole Scene movement
Uh…
3.fat people (not obese)
The opposite of skinny
4.obese people
Seat Belt extenders
5.tall people
Ducking
6.short people
Ladders
7.Britney Spears
Slut
8.self-mutiliation
Cutting themselves
9.pro-anorexia groups/sites
Just eat something!!!
10.Sarah Palin
Ha ha ha…. NO…

1.Miley Cyrus
- nothing much to say

2.Scene people/the whole Scene movement
- just dress up however you want. I don't care. Just dont act stupid, ok.

3.fat people (not obese)
- you can lose a bit of weight. Though I also understand that genetics is sometimes a factor in being fat. If I ate the same way people under 25 normally would eat (which is alot of food) I'd be a bedridden obese by now. Thats why I eat very little, ok. So don't think I'm rude if I come to your party and eat only little food and spend the rest of the time talking or shutting up or both.

4.obese people
- same as fat people.

5.tall people
- thats how God made you, so be it.

6.short people
- thats how God made you, so be it.

7.Britney Spears
- I think she's got problems. She's not happy.

8.self-mutiliation
- thats not gonna solve your problems. Just pray to God or get a hobby to help you pass your time.

9.pro-anorexia groups/sites
- Women, please look at the mirror and learn to appreciate that beautiful creature that God created. Don't listen to that garbage in the media that makes you feel ugly.

10.Sarah Palin
- runs nothing. Just like John McCain and Barack Obama.

UsedBooks
10.Sarah Palin
Never heard of her.

PLEASE tell me you're being saracatic.

DAJB
10.Sarah Palin
No opinion. Even if McCain wins, what Vice President has ever left a mark?

Guess you missed that news bulletin across the pond about Cheney shooting his friend in the face during a hunting accident. He left a mark and then some.


Survey - it's like MYSPACE is now here at Drunk Duck…

1.Miley Cyrus
Don't you know how the story ends??? Britney Spears…kiddo.

2.Scene people/the whole Scene movement
You eventually grow out of it.

3.fat people (not obese)
Often accept who they are…Mostly from self-confidence - but sometimes to gain sympathy for their own plight - however, try hard to avoid being one of those people on the street that become stock footage for news reports about fat people.

4.obese people
Do suffer from a variety of health issues - Definitely not a humorous issue.

5.tall people
Grow on trees in California.

6.short people
…got…no reason…short people got…no reason…to live (That is a pretty messed up song).

7.Britney Spears
Is making a turnaround - needs to go on Oprah to make it legit thought.

8.self-mutilation
“Express yourself” now…regret it later. It's what I tell my students when its time to get a job and follow those little “professional look” rules.

9.pro-anorexia groups/sites
Pro-anorexia? Really? To quote a comic title here at DD…“How Unfortunate”.

10.Sarah Palin
“Looks like the woman in the Van Halen video who takes off her glasses, let's down her hair and then the next thing you know, she's in a bikiki” - Jimmmy Kimmel.

Or my personal favorite…

“Whose that bitch?!?!?!” - Hillary Clinton

blntmaker

UsedBooks
10.Sarah Palin
Never heard of her.

PLEASE tell me you're being saracatic.

Semi-sarcastic. Like DAJB, I would find it very difficult to care less about political running mates.

A president is usually in office for a few months before I commit to memory the name of the vice president. (Unless he does something particularly laughable like misspell a six-letter word or shoot someone in the face. Yay for vice presidents! The side-show of the political world!)

1.Miley Cyrus - Strange
2.Scene people/the whole Scene movement - Vanity
3.fat people (not obese) - No Control
4.obese people - Gluttony
5.tall people - Ryan Stiles
6.short people - Midget
7.Britney Spears - Whore
8.self-mutiliation - Ouch
9.pro-anorexia groups/sites - Stupid
10.Sarah Palin - Who?

1.Miley Cyrus
-dumb bitch

2.Scene people/the whole Scene movement
-my cousin

3.fat people (not obese)
-way too many people are like this

4.obese people
-way WAY WAY too many people are obese, seriously. Its not all genetics fault!

5.tall people
-curse you

6.short people
-Unite!

7.Britney Spears
-ashamed that we are from the same place

8.self-mutiliation
-only okay if you are a worthless member of society and you end up dying. (thats messed up)

9.pro-anorexia groups/sites
-wow, dumb

10.Sarah Palin
-kind of like her, kind of sketched out by her.

1.Miley Cyrus
Ask again in two years, one month, 10 days, 1 hour, and 20 minutes. JK
*shrug* I've never watched any of her stuff, and I didn't hear much about her till a year or two ago. She'll probably turn out like Hillary Duff.

2.Scene people/the whole Scene movement
Are these the same as emos? I think the girls are (sometimes) hot.

3.fat people (not obese)
Make me feel thin.

4.obese people
Make me feel very thin.

5.tall people
Make me feel short.

6.short people
Make me feel like a giant!

7.Britney Spears
I feel sorry for her…except for the money she has. =P

8.self-mutiliation
See above.

9.pro-anorexia groups/sites
Eh, there's a group for everything.

10.Sarah Palin
I'd vote for her over McCain. But there are many others I'd vote for over her.

1.Miley Cyrus
Some people like her, I don't really care much for her

2.Scene people/the whole Scene movement
People have a right to be in whatever scene they want, It's important that people have the freedom to be themselves and not be hayed and jedged by others

3.fat people (not obese)
It's the way they are regardless if they can change it or not, if they can change it they shouldn't feel like they have to.

4.obese people
same answer as above.

5.tall people
They are usually good at basketball

6.short people
They are usually not good at basketball, but some can be

7.Britney Spears
Leave here alone, people shouldn't be concentrated on what shes doing every second of the day, she has a right to privacey.

8.self-mutiliation
If someone wants to cut themself it's there right, no one is in any place to judge them for it.

9.pro-anorexia groups/sites
Of course it's someone's right to be anorexic, but it is a serious condition and people should be taught to avoid it, pro-anorexia groups and site have the freedom of speach, but that doesn't mean what they are saying is right.

10.Sarah Palin
I don't really like her, but I supose I don't know much about her. Her children have stupid names.

1.Miley Cyrus
Bitch is corrupting the current generation of kids!

2.Scene people/the whole Scene movement
Dress what way you want, listen to what music you want.
Just don't copy others and use it as an excuse to hate. That's baaaad…

3.fat people (not obese)
Make fun of me being fat despite most of them being fatter.

4.obese people
Make me feel skinny.

5.tall people
Are good for when you're trying to break into people's houses through the upstairs window.

6.short people
Are good for when you're trying to break into people's houses through the cat flap.

7.Britney Spears
SHE'S A HUMAN BEING!!!

8.self-mutiliation
Is like a drug. Once you start it's hard to stop. Too many people make fun of it. It's a serious thing that can affect ANYONE.

9.pro-anorexia groups/sites
Their members should be painted white for halloween.

10.Sarah Palin
Should form a book club with Thatcher. Then again, don't. The world would end.