serves her right, that's karma right there. hopefully she will grow up and learn some lessons of bieng humble and responsibility in there

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/04/paris-ordered-to-serve-45-days/

Someone
A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge has sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in LA County jail for violating her probation. Her sentence will start on June 5, and the judge made sure she wouldn't be allowed on work release, furloughs, use of an alteranitve jail, or electronic monitoring instead of jail. Moments before the judge gave his decision, Paris was crying and told the court:

“I'm Sorry, I'm Sorry.” The judge called out her rep Elliot Mintz in court, describing his testimony as “completely worthless.” He also told Paris that he did not believe that she was unaware of her license suspension, adding that she had paperwork in her car stating that her license was suspended.

betcha $10 she doesn't do any time in actual jail.

i hope she doesn't show up, then it doubles her time in jail and then she'll be a fugitive

Man, I am curious to see if she actually makes it to jail. It seems like people like her get out of things like that a lot.

oh god its about effin' time…

i havent actually read the entire article, but i assume shes doing time for the godawful single she released?

:D
but seriously i hate paris, shes turning a generation of young girls into sluts. she deserves to go to jail for more than 45 days but sadly only a limited amount of the things she does are considered illegal by the american government…

and yes, i dont think it'll go through, someone will get her out of it.. sadly…

The.

Will
but seriously i hate paris, shes turning a generation of young girls into sluts.

Why are sluts such a bad thing? :(

Granted, Paris Hilton is a moron who I hate hearing about, but if people choose to be free with their sexuality that's another thing. This is starting to smell a little like misogyny… ;)

she was trying to get by with the “I didn't know” excuse?

it could be true, she is pretty dumb. But she still deserves everything she gets.

Whoa, this is somehow suprising…and yet not…

subcultured
hopefully she will grow up and learn some lessons of bieng humble and responsibility in there

It's nice to dream, but she'll probably just get the 45 days over with and forget it ever happen.

Best we can hope for is she'll overdose on booze once it's over with. And if she gets her beaten in jail, more's the better.

LakAttack
she was trying to get by with the “I didn't know” excuse?

it could be true, she is pretty dumb. But she still deserves everything she gets.

you can't plead ignorance in a court of law, that's never a good defense.
“what? i didn't know beating up a bum was against the law”
“what? i didn't know driving on the left side of the street is against the law?”
“what? i didn't know i was dumb”

She should be put to death by oven. But this will do.

Somehow, even if she does end up going to jail, I doubt she'll actually learn anything from it, and then end up making a few million out of it from TV appearances after she gets out. It's a sad world, really.

Thats nothing. She should do state time. County jails nothing.

Still, perhaps a paris will employ her dyke skills in prison for maximum benefit.

I just hope she actually serves time. I was reading that that chick from Lost got 60 days and served 2 hours. I kind of hope they decide to make an example of Paris, to show that no one is above the law. I guess that's a kind of mean thing to hope, though. She would likey get special treatment even in her punishment, though. Like Naiomi Campbell who turned her community service into a photo shoot.

Rich Bitch has to go to the Big House.
Huh.
Looks like Justice for once…instead of JUST US.

I wonder if a Video of her being DeLoused and Cavity Checked will surface on the internetz?

Ha ha.

She will find that staying at Prison is Not the HILTON…

ba da bump bump chhhhhh

bout damn time i just dont like her

Alexis
She would likey get special treatment even in her punishment, though. Like Naiomi Campbell who turned her community service into a photo shoot.

Or like Kate Moss - a single working mother who has been photographed using hard drugs and has a junkie idiot boyfriend and yet social services haven't swooped in to put her child into care and she's earning even more money than ever using her weird face to advertise Rimmel products and designing crap anorexic clothes for Topshop… it really is a different world for celebs. :mad: Drunk driving? Taking drugs? Whatever~

I hope she does go into prison… perhaps with the food portions there she might actually get some meat on her bones. O_O

I hope someone will invent a magic ray that makes us forget about her so no one will ever post any news about her ever again and my eyes won't be assaulted by her horrible image on TV or magazines… I can go back to how I was before: NOT knowing about that idiot who's named after her dad's favourite hotel location.

Now lets talk about more interesting topics like paint drying, or descaling the insides of electric kettles!

O_O


…this calls for joyous weeping

:_D

It's brilliant!
I'm extatic!
However, I doubt she'll actually be put in jail, which is a bit of a bummer.

she'll give the judge a blowjob and get out scot-free. That or she'll do it like martha, not even a jail , but a country club.

I personally think all celbs should be forced into jail, third world coutnries, and a minimum wage job. show them the real world

ozoneocean
I hope someone will invent a magic ray that makes us forget about her so no one will ever post any news about her ever again and my eyes won't be assaulted by her horrible image on TV or magazines…

http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/sh10-e.htm

(For the love of-… why the hell does every website have to have their own twisted link HTML.)

Just highlight the text and click the “link” button. ;)
I fixed your link.
Ahhaha, that gun only exits in one or two prototypes apparently and games like Battlefield 2…

Ta. C:

And Cold Winter, nobody remembers Cold Winter. It had a sad old man!

Someone
In an earlier interview with Harpers Bazaar, Paris discusses the infatuation the LAPD has with her. She believes cops flag her down to hit on her. Paris whines,

I think I get in more trouble because of who I am. The cops do it all the time. Theyll just pull me over to hit on me. Its really annoying. Theyre like, Whats your phone number? Want to go out to dinner?

no because you're a spoiled who everyone knows is probably drunk most of the time when they are out driving. cops probably keep a list of people who DUI's and she's prolly on top of it.

and i'm guessing when a cop ask her personal info when they give her a ticket, she prolly thinks they're hitting on her.

Someone
po po: “ma'am can i see your license?”
do do: “awwww yer so cute, you're asking where i live so you can take me out”

po po: “ma'am here's a ticket to appear in court”
do do: “awww you just wanna see me in court, baby”

delusional.

Suprise! Paris is a jackass.

wow.

Someone
Paris Hilton has taken the meaning of ‘dumb blonde’ to unimaginable new heights, after she was pictured behind the wheel of her car just days after being handed a jail sentence for violating a driving ban.

The soon-to-be jail bird was snapped driving her £100,000 blue Bentley convertible less than a week after being handed a 45 day jail term.

The 26-year-old was given the sentence for breaking the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Hilton has urged the Hilton die-hards to sign a petition to pardon her ‘mistake’, which she plans to give to California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

In her defence she claims she provides beauty and excitement to ‘(most of) our otherwise mundane lives’.

You know, I know I should be laughing and rubbing dirt in Paris's face like all the rest of you guys, but honestly, I feel the same way about Anna Nicole Smith dying: rather indifferent. …In fact, I'm probably more indifferent than I was about Anna Nicole's death. I mean, with that, I sort of felt bad for a moment about Smith dying. With this I just sort of sigh and change the channel.

I mean, whether you love her or loathe her, the only true way to stop the media circus and render her powerless to you is ignore her. Change doesn't begin with C; it begins with YOU.

Ian Jay
I mean, whether you love her or loathe her, the only true way to stop the media circus and render her powerless to you is ignore her. Change doesn't begin with C; it begins with YOU.

That's what I've been saying all along… :(