*clears throat* yes well i can imagin this is a fortunate turn of events for you but i have a message for you. that computer you all destroid was built by the goverment for specific resons. as it turns out thugh the computer gliched and developed an A.I. (artifical inteligence) the computer then wanted to be entertained so it used you to do it. the original purpace of the computer was to store and erase the memories of convickts. when the computer went on the fritz it restored your memories as much as it could but the more recent memories are still missing. meaning that the reson you broke the law in the first place has been totaly erased from your minds. unfortunatly the goverment still belives you all to be incredibly dangorus and has orderd its soldiers to find and kill you on sight… fortunatly for you thugh im only a postal worker (flonnes fault) and as it is the entire goverment has been corrupted. so i am sorry to inform you that you are all “dead men walking” youre only hope is to over thrugh the goverment. this will establish you're inocence with the people but you must leave post haste. seeing as i found you so easy the goverment may be here at any moment.

Riku: Yay, coup de' tat! lets overthrow this government!

Sonny: Wait if we're convicts, why ain't I in a child's prison?

Riku: Hey, yeah! Sonny has a point!

Zoro: It seems dumb… but yea…dood. That don't seem logical.

Zoro walks over to Sonny.

Zoro: Hey kid. Thanks for helping Volt and Alpha for me.

Then Volt walks up to me. He is at half my prinny size. He motions me to get on his back. I get on and I start to say something dumb but Volt growled something and I stoped.

Volt: (To Zoro olny) Say a stupided thing and I throw you.

Sonny: Hey Alpha, come here now! I'll finish repairing your arm for you!

Blood: I'm not evil! It can't be! I can't be a convict!

Blade: (in Blood's mind) Oh but how quickly you forget about me! Course, I didnt do anything bad recently. All I did was call Cloud an emo! and unleash Sephiroth on him! What?

Then after Sonny fixed Alpha's arm, they start walking. Brinx compland but came along anyway. We find a hidden shack so we all go in.

Zoro: So how are we going to do this?

Brinx then finally makes it back to the moon.

“Hey everyone I'm back. What I miss?”

Brinx then see VG.

“Who's this weird looking fellow? What's going on here?”

ga i hate re explaining things so ill just do this *flash back to the speach* there hopefully that explains every thing. any way yes this shack seems like a good place for now. better than possibly being spotted by satilites.

in my mind: Exilent. soon theas fools will take over the goverment and before they recover i will destroy them all!! FWAHAHAHAHAHA!! No more shall i live the life of a postal worker! from here on i begin to live the high life!! also its a good thing that zoro mentiond somthing about telepathic communication in the group. it seems he was telling the truth. glad i had an implant installed that keeps people from reading my mind!

speaking in the open agin: well what are we waiting for into the building.

“HOLD ON A TICK!”

Brinx points his sword at VG.

“I don't by that BS story of your's! I have been traveling all over for as long as I can remember to search for one fiend! Too f***en long! I've been thrashed, throwned, called adorable, zapped, burned, frozened, almost eaten once, and I can not forget being cursed! Cursed to be the last thing I've touched! I basicly brake my bloody back trying to save others, and those that needed it. And now I'm here being accused of being a bloody f***en criminal! By some freak who comes out of no where! I fought a fricken pysho peanut with wings for god sake! And wasted most my magic and half my stemina on some strange metal dude named Sabatage! And your accusing me?! What are you some kind of moron?! Don't ya know hero's when ya see one? We could have died in this hell hole but most of us joined forces and died. And again your calling us criminals?!”

Brinx was done with his monoluge and was panting after that.

“And I'm done!”

hey like i said youre short term memorie was erased. youre not likely to remember any thing that has to do with youre aresse (thugh if i had to geus why you where in jail you probly got pissed at a general store and trashed the place) really theres no sort of proof i can produce that shows you that im telling the truth. and regardless of what you have done since the computer no one is likely to know about it. seeing as the goverment would have either covered it up or is likely not to even know about it. news travels slow especily when no one knows about it. if any thing you should thank me for every thing that ive done. ive brought zoro back to you and warned you that youre pretty much the on the top of the most wanted list. now put that thing away before you poke youre eye out and lets start discussing how to get you out of this mess.

Zoro: That was mean of you Vgman… Look I say we bomb the place.

Nether Zero: with what? You?

Zoro: Shut up!

how am i being meen im just defending my honor and reminding you how i have done nothing for you to suspect me of any thing. bombing the place is a nice thught but unless you have any idea where where going to get the airplains and bombs to do that then it seems that the only thing we can do is raid the capital building.

Zoro: I know where to get bombs…

where not going to prinny land!

Zoro: *Glears at VGman* …Nooo… I was going to say Usopp.

well i still dont think bombing the place is the answer. radar would pick us up over 100 miles away and we'd have companie once we hit 80 miles so unless star fox and his gang join's us i would think that a ground insurgency would be best

Brinx glares at VGman. And turns away.

“*Thought*I don't like this. That guy has a certain tone that makes me not wan to belive his words. Somthing is most certainly wrong with this picture. And yet… If we were top most wanted criminals then-”

Brinx eyes opens up wide in astonishment(sp).

“Hey wait a minute!”

Brinx then turns back to VGman.

“Sir you said we were top most wanted lists for the qoverment correct?”

Riku: what are you getting at, mog? and I dont remember you ever telling us your name! by the way, mine's Riku Valentine!

Blood: I'm Blood!

Sonny: and im Sonny Prower! Im only 3 years old!

Well most people call me laharl but you guys can call me Vgman or VG for short. but yes you're pretty much on the top of the most wanted list. im not sure if its the actual wanted list because that would meen the've gone public and that could only meen they've alredy found a way to pin it on you wich is highly unusual. if any thing this whole thing is still under raps. dont worrie once we overthrugh the goverment you will be seen as heros in the eyes of the people and all youre miss-deads (wether you remember them or not) will be forgiven.

Metman: Hey! Calm down! Inside voices…ok? Now about this goverment. *A met comes in the carrying a rolled sheet of paper. Metman then grabs it and unrolls it* We can go throught this tunnal here. This will get us inside the captail building.

Zoro: Uhhh…Metman? Where did you get this?

Metman: Oh! I had my Mets go scout the area and found the city. They gathered info after that.

Zoro: Ok…

The people talked till nighttime. As the moon rised in to the air, it was a weird red color. Zoro heads outside as he starts to sing "Red Moon".

Zoro: Red Moon, Red Moon.
Red Moon, Red Moon.
Cleans the sinfull and makes us anew.
Floating in the night sky,
Waiting for the sinfull to come.
Who will be reborn tonight?
Who will be reborn tonight?

(The song lyears may be wrong but it is close.)

Riku: Zoro, you're scaring me!

Sonny: hehe, Zoro's funny!

Blood: Sonny, he's the one who died!

Sonny: Really? Well, we didnt use the chaos emeralds, how is he alive?

I fly up into the sky to get closer to the moon with my little prinny wings.

Zoro: Red Moon, Red Moon.
Red Moon, Red Moon.
Cleans the sinfull and makes us anew.
Floating in the night sky,
Waiting for the sinfull to come.
Who will be reborn tonight?
Who will be reborn tonight?

Then another green prinny showed up singing the same thing.

Zoro and other Green Prinny: Red Moon, Red Moon.
Red Moon, Red Moon.
Cleans the sinfull and makes us anew.
Floating in the night sky,
Waiting for the sinfull to come.
Who will be reborn tonight?
Who will be reborn tonight?

Riku: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I THINK ZORO WENT CRAZY! SOMEBODY STOP THOSE TWO!

Metman: No he didn't go crazy. The red moon does this to all prinnies. There praying to the moon to let them be reborn. Come on… Let's go to sleep. We have a long day tomarrow.

Sonny: How do you know all this?

Metman: I play Disgaea.

Riku: I'll take the first watch. then it's Zoro. if we hear an explosion while hes keepin watch, we'll know he either tripped, or he got thrown by an enemy. I'll just warn you guys if we get attacked!

As the prinnies sing everybody goes to sleep. Even Riku falls asleep (standing) cause of the prinnies song.

Zoro: *stops singing* Hey! whats your name?

Other prinny: *stops singing too* My name is Kurtis! The 38th Defender of Earth!

Zoro: Nice. I didn't think there was any other prinnies on Earth.

Kurtis: Me either. What did you do to become a prinny?

Zoro: Killed myself to save my friends.

Kurtis: Me too.

Zoro: So… you are with the goverment?

Kurtis: Well… Yea. The Defenders are the only mobile task force left after Laharl taking over this world.

Zoro: !

Kurtis: But he has been helping us by rebuilding our rainforests and stuff.

Zoro: So are you looking for a person named Roronoa Zoro?

Kurtis: Never heard of that name.

Zoro: !

ZZzzz

Zoro: Brinx?

Kurtis: Nope.

Zoro: Nightmare Zero?

Kurtis: No. I'm looking for a person named VGman.

Zoro: “!”

Kurtis: He has ploted to take crontrow this world by overthrowing the goverment. Have you seen this person?

Zoro: (thinking: What do I do? Do I tell him? Do I lie?) No. I haven't. Can you tell me more about him?

Kurtis: Sure. He can tranform in to anyone he wants. Even Laharl. He gets there powers as well. I must be moving on now. See you.

Zoro: Later. *flys back to the shack* Hmmm… Riku is asleep on the job. Great.

*wakes up and walks outside* who where you just talking to?

Zoro: hu oh nobodie, just a lost traveler. you should get back to bed where gona need all the rest we can get for tomoro.

Vgman: yea i suppose youre right. well goodnight.

*turns and walks back twoards the shed. stops before opening the dore* one last thing Zoro. i know where soals go before the become reincarnated. the reaper and i are good freinds, weather he wants us to be or not. i suggest that if you dont want to find youre soal burning in the pits of the neatherworld that you forget about the other prinny you met out hear and stay on gaurd. *walks inside and fals into a half sleep, slightly aware of what is going on*

Riku: (whispering, eyes still closed) So, Vgman is a lier, huh? I'e been awake this whole time! Almost fell asleep, though. Let's keep this between us, though, if he can morph into anyone, he could transform into me! And we all know my extensive powers! Let's betray him at the end, before he takes over the government. I can sense he's half awake, and, for a reploid, I got good ears. So let's not talk anymore!

Brinx was sound asleep. And as he sleeps he starts talking in his sleep.

“….Mom… Dad… I'm home. Who am I? I'm your son! I'm not just a moogle I'm your son Brinx! Don't you remember?”

Brinx starts moving around.

“You…. You did this too me! You and that damn konuma curse! You turned me into this you bastard! Now give me that antidote!”

Brinx then moves as if he was running. He then holds his arms out as if he was reaching for something. Then he just jolts up awake.

“THE ANTIDOTE NO!”

Brinx looks around and sees he's still there on the moon. And then punches the ground.

“Damn it! It was a dream.”

He then notices that Zoro was up.

“Were you listening this whole time?”