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Bocaj at 10:37AM, July 7, 2008

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FLCL makes you wet the bed.

I CAN'T STOP TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE…

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diana_m at 3:12PM, July 7, 2008

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Because you're an asshole.

My computer sucks because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Bocaj at 5:01PM, July 7, 2008

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EVERYBODY'S COMPUTER SUCKS!!!

I STILL CAN'T STOP TYPING IN AL CAPS, BECAUSE…

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diana_m at 5:42PM, July 7, 2008

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Because you're still an asshole.

I'm broke because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Bocaj at 7:54PM, July 7, 2008

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diana_m
Because you're still an asshole.

I'm broke because…

…you keep calling me an asshole. ;_;

Diana_m hates me, because…

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diana_m at 8:31AM, July 8, 2008

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Because you're an asshole.

I think Bocaj is a asshole because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 2:31PM, July 8, 2008

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Cuz he is

Bocaj is an ASSHOLE because

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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diana_m at 3:30PM, July 8, 2008

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Because he types IN ALL CAPS.

I love to say asshole and croutons because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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crazyninny at 7:47PM, July 8, 2008

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Those are the only 2 dirty words you know.

Everyone has a asshole because…

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diana_m at 8:35AM, July 9, 2008

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Because it's part of the digestive system.

I like RPG's because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 10:42AM, July 9, 2008

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You're an asshole XD

I can't think of anything to say because…

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 11:27AM, July 9, 2008

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You do things as such.

Guitar hero and rockband suck because…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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simonitro at 11:30AM, July 9, 2008

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they would waste your precious time where you could go and get laid for a better purpose.

Sex is better than video games because…

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 11:33AM, July 9, 2008

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It just is.

BIG MAN WITH GUN is angry at LONG CAT IS LONG because…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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cool guy at 12:56PM, July 9, 2008

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Cuz he has a gun

Scrubs Rules because…

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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diana_m at 1:46PM, July 9, 2008

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Because it is AWESOME.

My head hurts because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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simonitro at 10:23PM, July 9, 2008

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you were watching The Smurfs.

The Smurfs could make anyone have a headache because…

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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diana_m at 8:20AM, July 10, 2008

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Because it sucks.

I'm using a rock with kanji on it as a paperweight because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 9:26AM, July 10, 2008

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You thought it was a summoning rock.

Summoning rocks summon things because…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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diana_m at 9:29AM, July 10, 2008

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They're summoning rocks.

I spend all my time in the forum because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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simonitro at 9:54AM, July 11, 2008

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you don't have better much else to do.

Summer is the most lustful season because…

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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diana_m at 4:26PM, July 12, 2008

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Because it's HOT(lol).

I don't like Sony because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 4:40PM, July 12, 2008

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Because most people hate the PS3.

I HATE pickles because…

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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HippieVan at 5:07PM, July 12, 2008

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A pickle murdered your grandmother.

Fred screamed like a little girl because…

Duchess of Friday Newsposts ~~and the holy Top Ten~~

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crazyninny at 8:46PM, July 12, 2008

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Those shoes were to DIE for! *For real! They were so cute, you had to see them!*

We have 5 fingers because…

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Bocaj at 9:45PM, July 12, 2008

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Evolution.

Intelligent should be tought in school, because…
(lolk)

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diana_m at 8:44AM, July 13, 2008

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Because it should and that's all you need to know.

Everyone should play Megaman because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 3:34AM, July 14, 2008

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Because we all want to have bloody eyes and numb hands(you actually get numb hands)

My comics Rule because…

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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diana_m at 2:07PM, July 14, 2008

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(Sometimes I get numb hands when I play on my DS for too long.I just stop and go watch cartoons.)
Because you're high.

Cool Guy is high because…

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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bluebot092 at 3:04PM, July 14, 2008

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cuz i sold him some pot

i pwn puff of smoke because…

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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