Now people won't expect you to act responsibly!
I have a bad head cold that won't go away.

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The Bright side of life
imshard
at 8:38AM, Feb. 6, 2008
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
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iain_westy
at 10:39AM, Feb. 6, 2008
Cheer up! it might kill you and then it won't bother you anymore.
I'm being eaten by a boa constricter and i don't like it one bit.
I'm being eaten by a boa constricter and i don't like it one bit.
Dot toch me with that wolf! you've no idea were its been.
Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.
Jesus is love <3.
Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.
Jesus is love <3.
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SympleSymon
at 11:03AM, Feb. 6, 2008
Well, at least you're still alive! Try punching it in the gut a few times - worked for Naruto, didn't it?
I have inverted kneecaps :(
I have inverted kneecaps :(
Retake - What happens when a movie star goes from portraying a hero on the silverscreen to becoming one in real-life? Nothing good…
http://www.drunkduck.com/Retake
http://www.drunkduck.com/Retake
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crocty
at 1:33PM, Feb. 6, 2008
The circus will love you!
Some retard at school pushed me head first in to a wall, and now I have a massive bump on my head.
Some retard at school pushed me head first in to a wall, and now I have a massive bump on my head.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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SympleSymon
at 1:38PM, Feb. 6, 2008
Hey, with a little bit of sandpaper (and a LOT of painkillers) you can become ‘Crocty - Human Unicorn!’ and join me in the circus!
My adoptive parents told me I was raised by chincillas…
My adoptive parents told me I was raised by chincillas…
Retake - What happens when a movie star goes from portraying a hero on the silverscreen to becoming one in real-life? Nothing good…
http://www.drunkduck.com/Retake
http://www.drunkduck.com/Retake
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freakenburger
at 4:14PM, Feb. 6, 2008
You can make one hell of a biography book and become ridiculously rich (and also appear at Oprah)!
I'm a little bit confused with DD's new look…
I'm a little bit confused with DD's new look…
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iain_westy
at 4:47PM, Feb. 6, 2008
Yeah but DDs got great new feature…… no you got me I'm confused too.
I can't stop the feeling that your all out to get me
I can't stop the feeling that your all out to get me
Dot toch me with that wolf! you've no idea were its been.
Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.
Jesus is love <3.
Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed
I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.
Jesus is love <3.
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Princess_Flufflebutt
at 5:12PM, Feb. 6, 2008
Hey, at least you're aware of my evil plans!
I can't stop feeling guilty about the slaves I keep in my closet to make me some sneakers.
I can't stop feeling guilty about the slaves I keep in my closet to make me some sneakers.
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imshard
at 10:12PM, Feb. 6, 2008
Just remember how much you saved on those Adidas they made!
I'm disappointed with my progress in life
I'm disappointed with my progress in life
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
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freakenburger
at 11:53AM, Feb. 10, 2008
You are still alive and can do somethong about it!
I'm surrounded by creepy people.
I'm surrounded by creepy people.
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imshard
at 12:00PM, Feb. 10, 2008
Hey look how normal and pleasant you seem by comparison!
I fear that the idiocracy is growing.
I fear that the idiocracy is growing.
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
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Insanity
at 12:16PM, Feb. 10, 2008

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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freakenburger
at 1:27PM, Feb. 10, 2008
Your miserably failed effort has resulted in a spared life!
It's raining like freaking hell, with lightnings hitting stuff near my building (I think there will be flooded houses here…).
It's raining like freaking hell, with lightnings hitting stuff near my building (I think there will be flooded houses here…).
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imshard
at 1:32PM, Feb. 10, 2008
Hey look, No tornadoes!
The “technical advisers” at work are imbeciles
The “technical advisers” at work are imbeciles
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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Lord Shplane
at 4:59PM, Feb. 10, 2008
DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
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freakenburger
at 6:42PM, Feb. 10, 2008
You got a very unnusual pet!
My mom caught me downloading hentai.
My mom caught me downloading hentai.
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imshard
at 7:07PM, Feb. 10, 2008
Man thats some sweet hentai!
I'm no good at office politics.
I'm no good at office politics.
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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Lord Shplane
at 8:28PM, Feb. 10, 2008
In order to BE good at office politics, you have to suck your boss's %^&*. Be glad that you don't do that.
THE LION IS EATING MY LEGS
>:3
THE LION IS EATING MY LEGS
>:3
DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
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imshard
at 8:01PM, Feb. 11, 2008
hey at least you can get some of those nifty spatchula legs!

I'm probably never going to get promoted.

I'm probably never going to get promoted.
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
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freakenburger
at 5:21PM, Feb. 12, 2008
There will be no employees calling you a “office nazi”…
Can't find a job as a teacher.
Can't find a job as a teacher.
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imshard
at 6:59AM, Feb. 13, 2008
you can always tutor!
I still get nerve pain from the time my hands broke
I still get nerve pain from the time my hands broke
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
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freakenburger
at 3:59PM, Feb. 13, 2008
imshardDamn, sometimes I feel nerve pain in my finger too (damn soccer)…
you can always tutor!
I still get nerve pain from the time my hands broke
There's a lot of pain killers that you can take in any drug store.
I finished college 6 months ago and my diploma is still not ready.
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imshard
at 9:04PM, Feb. 13, 2008
In the mean time you can still party as a senior!
I have no stamina anymore
I have no stamina anymore
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
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cool guy
at 2:18PM, Feb. 16, 2008
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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bluebot092
at 2:19PM, Feb. 16, 2008
now oyu have an excuse to do somehting!
noone comments on my comic
noone comments on my comic
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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cool guy
at 2:41PM, Feb. 16, 2008
Because their always to busy worshiping you
I can't speak japanese.
I can't speak japanese.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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bluebot092
at 2:50PM, Feb. 16, 2008
well atleast you have a choice to learn spanish!
i dont know what 4487598749508739457943+493750937540976210746237474743 is
i dont know what 4487598749508739457943+493750937540976210746237474743 is
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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cool guy
at 2:57PM, Feb. 16, 2008
Neither dose einstein
And I already know spanish
the new Kappa Mikey movie won't be on till 9:00
And I already know spanish
the new Kappa Mikey movie won't be on till 9:00
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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freakenburger
at 3:41PM, Feb. 16, 2008
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bluebot092
at 3:49PM, Feb. 16, 2008
then dont do anthing!
im trying to watch youtube and do stuff on drunk duck at the same time.
im trying to watch youtube and do stuff on drunk duck at the same time.
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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