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Dark Clown at 6:31AM, June 21, 2008

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Think Of all the late night partys you can attend.

We Have no People skills.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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HippieVan at 7:35AM, June 21, 2008

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There's always internet forums.

Yesterday was my first day of summer break and I woke up with a horrible cold.

Duchess of Friday Newsposts ~~and the holy Top Ten~~

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simonitro at 2:29PM, June 21, 2008

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At least, you won't feel the heat.

My bed is broken.

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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diana_m at 11:59AM, June 22, 2008

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At least you have a bed.

I lost my Nintendo DS.

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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veritan at 12:15PM, June 23, 2008

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All the more reason to buy another one and maybe a few more games. While you're at it, how about some more styluses (styli?), new earphones, an mp3 player, a new computer, a puppy, some ice cream, some memory sticks,a new sound card, and a really cool motorcycle.

My house has no indoor plumbing.

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imshard at 9:14PM, June 23, 2008

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Think of the joys the great outdoors brings!

I have no time for my favorite forums anymore.

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

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Dark Clown at 7:26PM, June 24, 2008

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think of it as expanding to new hights.

We have found that the green lump on our arm is canser. and it is growing fast.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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imshard at 8:41PM, June 24, 2008

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At least its not one of these

I need new roommates. and maybe a new apartment. a girlfriend and a social life wouldn't hurt either.

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

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humorman at 11:11PM, June 24, 2008

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Well, at least I'm an orange.

My vanity license plate says QWYJ1B0.

Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.

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imshard at 11:21AM, June 25, 2008

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It could say yurm0m

I'm not sure how but i kicked myself in the balls today

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veritan at 4:30PM, June 25, 2008

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Congratulations! You have discovered the presence of your incredibly violent alter-ego. Now you can go off on a bunch of spiffy adventures.

I broke my arm.

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simonitro at 8:54AM, June 26, 2008

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You still have the other.

My cousin's best friend lost his appetite.

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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imshard at 3:34PM, June 26, 2008

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more pizza to go around!

I have not enjoyed life

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simonitro at 9:58PM, June 26, 2008

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Death might be enjoyable for your case.

There will be more Dreamworks' usual 3D/CGI movie that includes animals, the he-he's and ha-ha's, and with famous actors doing the voice-acting… what a bore!

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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Dark Clown at 4:49AM, June 28, 2008

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think of how nice it is that things don't change.

We have killed again.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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diana_m at 8:26AM, June 28, 2008

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You helped in stopping over-population.

My favorite T.V. show ended.

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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imshard at 8:16AM, June 30, 2008

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Think of the time you can spend with those people that live in your house instead.
You know, your family?

I have trouble sleeping.

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Dark Clown at 11:10AM, June 30, 2008

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You an inspiration to those that cant stay awake.

Our guts have turned into flan.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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diana_m at 6:02AM, July 1, 2008

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Flan is tasty.
I lost my baseball.

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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simonitro at 12:13PM, July 1, 2008

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Use a steel pipe.

I lost my favorite music CD.

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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imshard at 7:36PM, July 1, 2008

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you can download it with a clean conscience. (what? you DID pay for it)

the insomnia is affecting my performance at work and school

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cool guy at 9:21AM, July 2, 2008

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Try sleeping durring a boring class

I can't connect my scanner to my labtop.

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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imshard at 1:32AM, July 6, 2008

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call tech support

I has a tummy ache

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bluebot092 at 2:17AM, July 6, 2008

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maybe an alien will pop out of it and you will have your own lil space pet! if oyur still alive….

im about to get ran ov-*gets ran over by a truck*

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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cool guy at 7:55AM, July 6, 2008

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too bad

I suck at DDR

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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diana_m at 4:57PM, July 6, 2008

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Then you can go and play Tekken!Or House of the Dead!Or Air Hockey!

I'm broke.

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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imshard at 1:08PM, July 7, 2008

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There is a great place to go when you're broke.
It's called Work.

I lost a room-mate

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

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diana_m at 8:34AM, July 8, 2008

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You can get a new one.

I can't find a job.

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 2:27PM, July 8, 2008

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Go to www.usajobs.com

My sister says I look stupid with my new Naruto headband.

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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diana_m at 3:35PM, July 8, 2008

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Well,you DO look stupid.Use a strawhat and a red vest instead.

I'm bored.

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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