This is the thread where ImShard and the Lord Shplane will Duel to determine who is the Drunk duck Master of Insults.

fun…

Once we finish, it should convert over to a “Insult the person above you” thread or something.

Also, here's the rules I've come up with:

1: If you surrender, you lose.
2: If you show anger or emoness, you lose.
3: If you say something SO HORRIBLE that you get banned for it, you've crossed the line, and therefore lose.
4: If a participant does not post within an alloted time (to be decided later) WITHOUT giving a good reason (I have to go to sleep now, I have to eat, I have to go to work/school etc.) they lose.
5: If you use the same insult three times, you lose.
6: If this thread becomes locked, it is a tie.

Do you agree to these terms?

Also, what do you think the time limit should be?

… i know i'm not one of the contestants, but it should be a limitless thing, because if no one wins within say, one week, then its frivolous, also (i'm not sure if this is the way it's going but…)it should be insulting each other, because say i want you (shplane) to win, all i have to do is, when you insult me, say that made me cry and then you win…so yeah but if that's not the way you were planning on doing it then just forget i said anything…

nerdsareinvading
… i know i'm not one of the contestants, but it should be a limitless thing, because if no one wins within say, one week, then its frivolous, also (i'm not sure if this is the way it's going but…)it should be insulting each other, because say i want you (shplane) to win, all i have to do is, when you insult me, say that made me cry and then you win…so yeah but if that's not the way you were planning on doing it then just forget i said anything…

We are insulting each other. So yeah, no other people can cheat.

Accepted, 20 minute maximum limit. Any rule 4 exceptions must be clearly stated and separated from any other text. If one week from time of start does not find resolution then it is a tie. What time would you like to begin the festivities?

imshard
Accepted, 20 minute maximum limit. Any rule 4 exceptions must be clearly stated and separated from any other text. What time would you like to begin the festivities?

I'd say tommorow, as soon as we're both logged in. I don't want to set an exact time, because something might happen to prevent one or both of us from being on then.

Or one of us might not be able to get on tommorow at all. In that case, just the next time both of us happen to be on.

And so it is set. Should we designate a referee or judge to decide a winner in case of a tie at the end of the week?

imshard
And so it is set. Should we designate a referee or judge to decide a winner in case of a tie at the end of the week?

AQua would be good, if he'll agree to it. Also if he doesn't get mad at us and lock the thread.

Fine with me, If neither of us lose by the designated terms we will petition Aqua to review the duel and decide.

All is settled then.

I AM MAD.

Locked.

Tie.