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Nuclear_Hand at 10:57AM, July 8, 2009
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I will tell the aliens on that planet “THE HUMANS ARE EVIL!” and they invade the earth,and I kill them with my evil nukes,and I rule the world! MWAHAHAHA.

A napkin thats four inches long.
THIS HAND OF MIIIIIIINE!!!

*boom*
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Salsa at 8:41AM, July 9, 2009
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ParkerFarker
it seems you have forgotten a tool for domination, and I must point out that .999999999999C is pretty cold.

really baggy jeans
Actually it is just a hair under C, which is the symbol for the Speed of light in physics. In other words really really fast.
oh and sorry I'll try and remember that.

I shall use the napkin to make a prototype napkin assassin, after testing it on some leader of a country i haven't a chance of pronouncing I will fix any bugs and begin mass production. After installing an assassin at every leaders plate side I shall have them all dead before they touch dessert. Thus the world is mine.

A rubber chicken, Garfield and a parrot who cusses worse than a sailor.
RAGE!
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ParkerFarker at 8:47AM, July 9, 2009
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Salsa
ParkerFarker
and I must point out that .999999999999C is pretty cold.
Actually it is just a hair under C, which is the symbol for the Speed of light in physics. In other words really really fast.
oh and sorry I'll try and remember that.

oh, I thought you meant .99999999999 degrees Celsius. And I actually knew that but I haven't thought about it in ages (that C was Speed of Light).

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Rubber chickens can't fly, so I combine it with the parrot. I then have a flying rubber chicken. I attach Garfield onto the bottom of it, and clone this contraption. I will then let loose millions of these, the rubber chickens flying over every major city, dropping Garfield like explosives. After a month or so of this, Everyone will bow down to me.


lube

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Kaolyne at 9:43PM, July 10, 2009
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Mix it in all of the World President's drinks, killing them all. Then I will hire soldiers and command them to force all people to elect me as their one and only WORLD-MASTER!!!

A 6 micrometer size hair.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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Nuclear_Hand at 3:28PM, July 14, 2009
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I observe it,and its the hair of a T-Rex's armpit. I put it in the cloning machine,and I make 9000 clones and they destroy the world.


Poop.
THIS HAND OF MIIIIIIINE!!!

*boom*
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Salsa at 9:47PM, July 14, 2009
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base a weapon system off of it and start WWIII aka the Poop Wars. After the world is covered in poop I shall have all countries bankrupted because I will own the only means of cleansing the world of poop.

A thremite covered egg.
RAGE!
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cool guy at 9:37AM, July 15, 2009
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Plant a bomb inside it throw it at the white house and take control.





A bucket with 8oz of water and 2 quick absorbent sponges
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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