i will scribble all over the scantron (igoring the bubble rule) and then insert it into the machine. It will then explode and take out half of whatever state you live in. The goverment will be so scared that they will make me the emporor and I will rule the WORLD!

a can opener

I will damage the can opener so that it works very poorly, then I will place it in the cafeteria of the UN building. All the world's leaders will develop carpal tunnel syndrome trying to open their Chunky Soup cans for lunch. Then I will appear before them and demand that any nation that doesn't want me to be their leader to please snap their fingers.


An empty box of cigarettes.

I'll give the box to a devoted smoker and when he sees it's empty he goes crazy and kills everyone except me because I am in my special hiding place. Once he's done I'll shoot him and the world is free for me to do anything.





Star Trek (2009)

I am assuming I can use any aspect of Star Trek (2009) so I will take the profits that the film has gained and spend it on getting the DVD of it out as soon as possible. With half the money I will have made from selling the DVDs of it I will buy a SUPER MEGA DEATH LASER and with the other half I will buy a shrinking ray. I will shrink the SUPER MEGA DEATH LASER so it could hurt no one and sell it to some rich person on eBay. With the money I have earned from selling the SUPER MEGA DEATH LASER I will buy a Growth Ray and fire the growth ray at the shrinking ray which is firing at the growth ray. The Universe will then collapse from the two machines firing at each other and I will have WORLD DOMINATION.

…Right, I wasn't given anything to use, so I shall use…a giant can of Lysol! And with this Lysol, I shall spray its toxic smell-good chemicals into the atmosphere, suffocating the weaker percentage of the population of Earth. Those that survive will come crawling to me, begging for shelter in my toxic-free bio-dome that is under my command, and I shall RULE THE WORLD!!


A copy of National Geographic.

I shall with this copy i shall rewrite the national geographic to say that the white house has a deadily virus that pollutes their water,then pore food coloring in his water,and after I solve this I will then hold him hostage and force him to give me the detination sequence to america's a-bomb's then a map of the worlds satelites,then I shall have control over the worlds nueclear power and,force the world leaders to surrender in other words…WORLD DOMINATION!!!

a spider-man comic book

I'll sell the comic book on ebay and use the proceeds to buy a small island with a decommissioned missile bunker on it. I will then threaten the world with the missiles until they give me control.

Drunk duck admin rights

I will feature my own comic in every feature slot for ever and replace every link on the site with a link to my first page, thus leading to my rise to number one comic by merit of no one being able to read anything esle. Of course I will channel this success into my master plan to dominate the shoe insert industry, thus leading to my hostile takeover of the world.

A single hair from the mighty scrotum of Chuck Norris.

Pshh, everyone knows the only thing that is able to kill Chuck Norris is his own scrotum hair. With him out of the way, nothing can stop me!

A nuklear warhead.

Because Nuklear is spelled with a k instead of a c, I am able to convince the world that my weapon is exponentially more powerful than just a regular warhead. I threaten to destroy the sun if my demands are not met. My demands: control over everything. Period.

Mandy Patinkin

Hold Mandy over Mt.Everest and say “Elect me,or he dies!”

A pizza.

With this pizza I will bribe the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to become my underlings. With them by my side, I can finally take over my biggest rival, the foot clan and use my increased powers in the crime world to take over the world.

A highlighter pen.

DarthVaderS1999
Hold Mandy over Mt.Everest and say “Elect me,or he dies!”

A pizza.

Aww… you could put Inigo Montoya to such better use! Sigh…

With this highlighter pen I will highlight (duh) the areas of the consitution which do not fit in with my vision for America v2.0. At the sight of this, the founding fathers will clearly see reason and elect me as supreme president/king for life. Sinse I will discover the secret to vampirism, my reign will be eternal.

hmmm…nothing…I shall use an empty tin which shall throw into the core of a nuclear power plant causing it to explode and I shall take over in the ensuing chaos.
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A flail.

I shall use the flail as a basis for my anti-everything(except me) soldiers and make a battalion of them. Using this battalion i shall proceed to destroy everything starting with california. then as the Widows wail and children weep and men beg for mercy, I shall run them underfoot. Then I will stand alone as the world burns, the eternal leader of the glorious revolution of chaos!

Microsoft the company

oh this is an easy one, I would blow Microsoft the Company's headquarter building into a million pieces, take over Macintosh, blow their Company's headquarters to millions of pieces. From there I would go to every single house in the world with Mac or PC computers and blow them all up into a million pieces. Linux I don't need to worry about. After they have all been blown up into a million little pieces, I would sell my own “computer” that are actually bombs, and blow everything up into a million little pieces except for me. I, and all the people without computers will be the only ones left alive. They are obviously Conformists and do whatever I want so I have world domination.


A calculator watch that is broken.

With your broken calculator watch, I can fix it and change it into a detonator of a giant nuclear bomb, threatening everyone until they make me their leader.

A 1cm x 1cm paper.

Take the paper and write Russia stinks on it, plant it into the white house and have the media find it thus causing a massive nuclear war that will destroy the world as I hide out in a bunker several hundred feet underground.

Mindy Macabre (see Charby the Vampirate)

Uhh…
I have no idea.
I will steal Darth's idea. >_>

A pile of explosives.

Empty them of gunpowder and replace it with sand, then sell it at a high price to a terrorist organization. I will then make sure to be present at all of their attempted bombings, during which I will subdue the would-be bomber with no fear of death. This will make me a national hero in the eyes of the public. I will also be rich due to the huge sum of money the terrorists gave me for their fake bombs. With the terrorists weak and in hiding, I will track them down and offer to become their leader using the real explosives. My lackeys will carry out attacks on worldwide governments while I appeal to the media with my heroic status. I will then unite the whole world against the terrorist group, whose hiding places and plans I already know, and crush them with little effort, becoming the undisputed ruler of Planet Earth.

A cat.

I will infuse it with nuclear wastes and then clone it. It will turn into a LAZER CATZ and then I will sell the clones to houses everywhere. Little children everywhere will play with the cats' lasers and shoot everyone. Children will be the only people left in the world. I will then hide hidden messages in Nickelodean and Disney. these messages will cause the children to fly to mars. The world is mine.


A Drunk Duck sprite comic.

Using the sprite comic I will cause pain to all those in power and they will declare me ruler of the world.
A mouse.

I am assuming I can use either computer mouse or real mouse, so I will infuse the two, making a cyborg mouse. This cyborg mouse will be my personal assassin and will kill every world leader, The countries will be leaderless and I will take command over the rest of the world with my armies of cyborg mouses (they have laser guns on them)

a pencil with no graphite in it.

Give it to the US president as a gift from russia. An arguement results and rapidly escalates to a nuclear war everyone's dead except me in my little home in the sky.

With this ,I will use it to become my monster and DESTROY THE UNIVERSE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Zidane Tribal.

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You don't know who he is? >_> http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Zidane_Tribal Study up. If you are lazy,he has a monkey tail,two daggers/a thief sword (two daggers merged),hes a ladies man,and he likes calling Steiner,Rusty.

tell him “FINAL FANTASY SUX!” and then He will rampage and kill everyone in the world, luckily for me, I have a cyborg mouse army so I kill him with those. The world is mine.

a ceramic pumpkin.

fire at the earth at .9999999999999999999999C this will destroy the earth and leave me the only one who'll be left (well unless some lovely ladies wish to join me in causing an apocalypse)

it seems you have forgotten a tool for domination, and I must point out that .999999999999C is pretty cold.

really baggy jeans

I shall use this really baggy jeans as my new flag of an organized anarchy party, slowly taking over each and every parliment in the world. Then I'll take it all over as the supreme overlord of the universe!

A small notebook, full of random quotes…

Bring the book of quotes along with modern technology to a secluded island in the middle of nowhere and tell the buff savages there that it is their bible. Also add the quotes “Sea_Cow is glorious God” and “Take over the world”. Wait a few years underground, then come back and look at that, I'm God to the ruling population of Earth.

Another planet.