Okay this is a question that has been asked since comics first came out and I wanna see your answers :] Somehow someway you got (choose ONE: Electric, Super Strength, and invincibility, fire, super Agility, and reflexes, Teleportation, or to be super smart) powers what would you do would you be good bad neutral and why Also where would you get your costume from (if you want one)
Note: I didn't put flight in on purpose just because you have a power does not mean you can fly keep that in mind

Comic Talk and General Discussion *
What would you do with super powers?
Spideytheking
at 4:04PM, Oct. 27, 2009
Invader zim vs Grr = FUUN MUHAHAHAHAHAH Im tired of hearing about the damn shamwow or am I o.0 who will know Grr will thats who Evil is ocra and oprah or am I just them in a alternate universe only a god knows unless Im him too
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skoolmunkee
at 4:39PM, Oct. 27, 2009
Teleportation, no contest. Mostly because it would save me lots of time and money and would make planning vacations super easy. I'm boring, I don't want to help the world.
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crocty
at 5:10PM, Oct. 27, 2009
There are so many I would want!
The ability to talk to computers would be the best one. Then I could switch all the school computers to display gay porn.
Being super smart would be cool. Then I could simply not attend any classes, and ace all tests. THE CHAVS WOULD BE GOBSMACKED. AHAHAH
Invisibility…Nuff said.
Intangibility would work with that power too, yes.
But yes, the best would be talking to computers. ATM machines wouldn't know what hit them…
Not to mention I could just ask my laptop to tell me everything wikipedia has on the school subject I'm researching…I think…
…still though, ATM machines!
The ability to talk to computers would be the best one. Then I could switch all the school computers to display gay porn.
Being super smart would be cool. Then I could simply not attend any classes, and ace all tests. THE CHAVS WOULD BE GOBSMACKED. AHAHAH
Invisibility…Nuff said.
Intangibility would work with that power too, yes.
But yes, the best would be talking to computers. ATM machines wouldn't know what hit them…
Not to mention I could just ask my laptop to tell me everything wikipedia has on the school subject I'm researching…I think…
…still though, ATM machines!
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Custard Trout
at 5:18PM, Oct. 27, 2009
I would have telekinesis, so I could stop people making pointless threads.
Seriously though, telekinesis would be awesome. I'd be all ‘I can move this thing without using my hands’. I'd use it to be lazy, probably.
Aren't you kind of assuming that computers would be cooperative with you? That bit at the beginning of Maximum Overdrive where the ATM calls that guy an asshole springs to mind.
Seriously though, telekinesis would be awesome. I'd be all ‘I can move this thing without using my hands’. I'd use it to be lazy, probably.
crocty
But yes, the best would be talking to computers. ATM machines wouldn't know what hit them…
Not to mention I could just ask my laptop to tell me everything wikipedia has on the school subject I'm researching…I think…
…still though, ATM machines!
Aren't you kind of assuming that computers would be cooperative with you? That bit at the beginning of Maximum Overdrive where the ATM calls that guy an asshole springs to mind.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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crocty
at 5:24PM, Oct. 27, 2009
Custard TroutWell, I'd assume the more intelligent machines like computers would speak with a sarcastic British accent, wheras the less intelligent machines would be inbred hillbillies…Who….
Aren't you kind of assuming that computers would be cooperative with you? That bit at the beginning of Maximum Overdrive where the ATM calls that guy an asshole springs to mind.
…Oh who am I kidding, machines would just tell me to fuck off and stop demanding I make them do things…
….Way to ruin my dreams ;_;
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Hakoshen
at 6:23PM, Oct. 27, 2009
Guys, I think the question was which of those listed would we pick, in which case I'd pick electricity! What would I do with these powers? Ever play Infamous? And no costume.
However, if I had a choice, I would pick force sensitivity. Telekinesis, precognition, strength, reflexes and a whole bunch of other stuff all rolled into one broad superpower.
However, if I had a choice, I would pick force sensitivity. Telekinesis, precognition, strength, reflexes and a whole bunch of other stuff all rolled into one broad superpower.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Custard Trout
at 6:34PM, Oct. 27, 2009
Hakoshen
Guys, I think the question was which of those listed would we pick
Well yeah, but those suck.
Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.
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Aurora Moon
at 6:41PM, Oct. 27, 2009
I'd just get Hiro's Time and space ability from Heroes.
especially since how he can teleport AND move though time. :P I'd just hope that no wacky hijinks occur with me as it did him.
I'd use it for both good and for my personal profit as well.
I mean, think about it….. I go back in time to open an bank account with some banks that has been around forever and has no way of closing down ever, and my money just builds itself up thanks to interest rates. And then in the present, I just say I'm an relative of the person who opened the bank accounts… and that it's basically an family account in name.
Boom, I'm an instant millionaire. I would also read up on my history, etc… especially of lottery numbers, etc and see if I can't go back in recent time to get those same winning lottery numbers. =3
After that, I would just go around saving some people if they needed me. :P I'd just appear suddenly, teleport them out of danger and then disappear again before they saw me so that they would have no idea who did it. lol
Hmm. now that I think of it, Clarie's regeneration abilities wouldn't be so bad neither.
especially since how he can teleport AND move though time. :P I'd just hope that no wacky hijinks occur with me as it did him.
I'd use it for both good and for my personal profit as well.
I mean, think about it….. I go back in time to open an bank account with some banks that has been around forever and has no way of closing down ever, and my money just builds itself up thanks to interest rates. And then in the present, I just say I'm an relative of the person who opened the bank accounts… and that it's basically an family account in name.
Boom, I'm an instant millionaire. I would also read up on my history, etc… especially of lottery numbers, etc and see if I can't go back in recent time to get those same winning lottery numbers. =3
After that, I would just go around saving some people if they needed me. :P I'd just appear suddenly, teleport them out of danger and then disappear again before they saw me so that they would have no idea who did it. lol
Hmm. now that I think of it, Clarie's regeneration abilities wouldn't be so bad neither.
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Hakoshen
at 6:52PM, Oct. 27, 2009
Aurora Moon
I'd use it for both good and for my personal profit as well.
I mean, think about it….. I go back in time to open an bank account with some banks that has been around forever and has no way of closing down ever, and my money just builds itself up thanks to interest rates. And then in the present, I just say I'm an relative of the person who opened the bank accounts… and that it's basically an family account in name.
Boom, I'm an instant millionaire.
Didn't Xanatos or wtfever do that in that Gargoyles cartoon?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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GracehFaceh
at 6:56PM, Oct. 27, 2009
I'd like to be able to heal people. I'd work for free, curing all the crippled people. Maybe get a chair next to the Pope. Kiss my ring, bitches!
Flying's overrated. It's probably dangerous, too.
Flying's overrated. It's probably dangerous, too.
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PIT_FACE
at 7:21PM, Oct. 27, 2009
i'd be super smart so i could just figure out how to get all the other super powers. what would i do? whatever i wanted to.
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elektro
at 8:26PM, Oct. 27, 2009
I'd go with PIT_FACE's way of getting the powers (be super-smart and gain the other powers through that). As for what I'd do, do you even want to know? Let's just say pure, unadulterated evil.
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Draven_Xero
at 8:36PM, Oct. 27, 2009
Really, if I had my choice of powers (or power sources, or whatever) I'd just want the Force…with all it entails.
BUT, if choosing from the list, probably invinceability. Really, what cooler superpower is there? Nothing can stop you…period. I mean, with that one, yeah you could get your arse kicked all day long, and still get up and keep on goin'.
So, yeah…that's it.
BUT, if choosing from the list, probably invinceability. Really, what cooler superpower is there? Nothing can stop you…period. I mean, with that one, yeah you could get your arse kicked all day long, and still get up and keep on goin'.
So, yeah…that's it.
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Product Placement
at 8:50PM, Oct. 27, 2009
I kinda want one of those power mimicking/absorbing powers akin to those that Rogue from X-Men (except I could control it better) or Peter Petrelli from Heroes.
I sometimes pretend that I actually have that already but it's useless to me since nobody else has superpowers for me to steal. :(
OOH! I'd go for regenerative powers, if that's available. Especially if longevity comes with the package.
I sometimes pretend that I actually have that already but it's useless to me since nobody else has superpowers for me to steal. :(
OOH! I'd go for regenerative powers, if that's available. Especially if longevity comes with the package.
Those were my two cents.
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Lonnehart
at 9:11PM, Oct. 27, 2009
What power would I want? Omnipotence. That way I'd have ALL of those nice powers in one nice little package.
The downside is having to put up with worshippers while needing them at the same time.
I could go with the ability to talk with computers, but they won't all cooperate with me. Case in point: a scene from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the one with Gene Wilder in it)… The computer's creator asked his computer where the golden tickets were and it said “I could tell you, but that would be cheating.”
The downside is having to put up with worshippers while needing them at the same time.
I could go with the ability to talk with computers, but they won't all cooperate with me. Case in point: a scene from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the one with Gene Wilder in it)… The computer's creator asked his computer where the golden tickets were and it said “I could tell you, but that would be cheating.”
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Chernobog
at 9:53PM, Oct. 27, 2009
From the list, super smart would be good, although how smart comes into play here. Smart for a human or ridiculously brilliant, you know? If I can riddle out how to make incredible advancing discoveries, then I'd definitely go for this.
Teleportation has a lot of potential, too.
I wouldn't bother with a costume for any of these, since the powers listed are pretty generic and I don't see much reason to attract attention.
Teleportation has a lot of potential, too.
I wouldn't bother with a costume for any of these, since the powers listed are pretty generic and I don't see much reason to attract attention.

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enjoy the process,” he added. “That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 11:41PM, Oct. 27, 2009
PIT_FACEDamn you for beating me to the putch! I'd do the same but figure out a way to go back in time to stop Pit from getting his power >:D
i'd be super smart so i could just figure out how to get all the other super powers. what would i do? whatever i wanted to.
Also I'd be good in an evil way like Code Gease but instead of dieing in the end I would instead unit the world under my rule! Science would flourish we would be in space colonizing in no time. >:D
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ParkerFarker
at 3:20AM, Oct. 28, 2009
On that list, I would so want electricity cause I shoot fucking lightning outta my fingers! Or my eyes (like in my avi) but, despite that, I would go for invincibility. The never dying version. It would suck a lot of the time never being able to die when heaps of your friends droppin' like flies compared to you. But I could live to see everything of the human race. I could see space travel and probably be alive for so long I'd be smart enough to figure out how to shoot lightning from myself. the future! I could see it happen! It'd be sick. I could see the fall of man and go exploring the universe in some ship I built and find alien races. It would be mega-awesome.
Also time-control (not on list) is tied with invincibility. Just slowing time would be cool, or stopping town and doing a whole bunch of shit, it'd be equally as cool.
Also time-control (not on list) is tied with invincibility. Just slowing time would be cool, or stopping town and doing a whole bunch of shit, it'd be equally as cool.

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AQua_ng
at 4:35AM, Oct. 28, 2009
Out of the list, I'd probably pick super smartness, just like Batman.
But if I wasn't constrained by that list, my superpower would be money, just like Bruce Wayne.
But if I wasn't constrained by that list, my superpower would be money, just like Bruce Wayne.

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ERasER
at 6:33AM, Oct. 28, 2009
I'd definitely pick the power of Super-Speed, dodge bullets, make time slow down etc etc.
As for a costume, I would simply wear a blue shirt, jeans and long brown jacket with maybe some pistols on the belt and of course non-friction shoes
As for a costume, I would simply wear a blue shirt, jeans and long brown jacket with maybe some pistols on the belt and of course non-friction shoes
BackSeat Gamers
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JoeL_CQB
at 9:53AM, Oct. 28, 2009
photogenic reflexes. that way, I can learn how to do a bunch of cool stuff simply by watching.
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time00
at 11:13AM, Oct. 28, 2009
i choose teleportation.
if i wear a futuristic costume u think i can trick people into thinking im from the future?
if i wear a futuristic costume u think i can trick people into thinking im from the future?
i space out more than anybody…
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Inkmonkey
at 1:05PM, Oct. 28, 2009
I would go for teleportation, and then commit petty crimes like that douchebag from Jumper, and hopefully Samuel L. Jackson won't show up to kill me. I guess my costume would be a ski mask, just in case they had cameras in whatever room I teleport into to steal stuff. Probably just stick to Wal-Marts and other soulless corporations, or whatever.
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webcomics heh
at 1:20PM, Oct. 28, 2009
Everybody knows the only superpowers worth having are an adamantium factor and being Canadian… Heh.

Smug I Could Do it's only the BEST webcomic. Heh.
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Mr Chappers
at 6:13AM, Oct. 29, 2009
The abillity to change/bend reallity around me. Just for the fun times.
Read the Author, its good i promise.
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Limzee
at 1:44PM, Oct. 31, 2009
Teleportation!
I would freak so many people out! >=D and, y'know, also I could get into bank vaults and stuff.
I'd be a villain.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA~!!
I would freak so many people out! >=D and, y'know, also I could get into bank vaults and stuff.
I'd be a villain.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA~!!
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worldwillshout
at 7:46AM, Nov. 2, 2009
Invincibility
Somehow my powers would involve me seeing boobs and stuff.
Also free candy.
Somehow my powers would involve me seeing boobs and stuff.
Also free candy.
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ERasER
at 9:40AM, Nov. 2, 2009
worldwillshoutThe ability to lure small children into vans with the use of candy ^^
Also free candy.
BackSeat Gamers
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fern
at 11:04AM, Nov. 2, 2009
An ability to release a strong pheromone in order to attract women.
That's it. Nothing less, nothing more… just to attract women.
That's it. Nothing less, nothing more… just to attract women.
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