I get to call you Monketh now. XD

Zeph
I get to call you Monketh now. XD

Its Sir Monketh of Couldelot to you!

Also where is the narrative?!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

Zeph
I get to call you Monketh now. XD

Its Sir Monketh of Couldelot to you!

Also where is the narrative?!

I just got back, gonna make it now.

Randomdudeperson

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

Zeph
I get to call you Monketh now. XD

Its Sir Monketh of Couldelot to you!

Also where is the narrative?!

I just got back, gonna make it now.

Good. Cause now I'm the only one on I think and I was getting bored.

I'm still around, I was just looking at a referance of lelouch.

Zeph
I'm still around, I was just looking at a referance of lelouch.

I sure do miss Code Gease.

Yep… too bad its over. Didn't like the ending much.

Last night, Townston suffered a heavy blow. This town had survived a lot in the past, but nothing compared to this. Alas, all the baked goods in Rokus shop, WHERE RUINED!!! The few pastries that survived being crushed, where smoked until they where no longer the sweet morcels that the town had loved so dearly. Someone was going to pay for this.

The government official stood up on a crate and called out to the crowd. “All right then, I want names, and i want them now. There is a large crime scene here, and I want some answers.” A couple names where shouted out. “Let me finish please. If anyone saw anything here last night, I will first interrogate them with a ton of questions as to what they saw, then I'll throw them in jail for being here during curfew without a permit. Who wants to talk NOW?”
Not even a cricket was heard.
“Thats what I thought. Luckily, I had my own team on the job here, so I have some inside information. We have come to beleive that the man responsible for MOST of the damage, was none other than Kroatz!”

Kroatz walked straight up to the official, and looked him in the eye.
“Nice of you to come quietly”
“I AINT COMIN QUIET!!!”
“In that case, thanks for coming then”, and the official jumped off the crate. TFGM ran over, and injected Kroatz with enough morphine to sedate a heard of elephants, for life.
“FIRING SQUAD READY!!!” A frail man walked over to the official and wispered something in his ear. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T HAVE A FIRING SQUAD!!!…Oh, I fired them?…no permits, right. Very well then, I would like some volunteers from the audiance today. Anyone with a contraption that is capable of hurtling an object with enough power to do some damage to this man here, I ask you to come forth.” Noone moved.
“Liscenses are temporarily suspended”
6 men promptly ran over, and stood in line.
“Preseeeeeeent…, ARMS!!!”
One man pulled out two revolvers, another, a rifle with a scope, two of them pulled out single pistols, one pulled out a shotgun, and another pulled out throwing knives.
“Ummm…, well this isn't the best firing squad I've seen, but I suppose it will do. rrrreeeeEEEEAAADDDYYYY!!!!! AAAAAAIIIIIMMMMM!!!!!!! FFFFFFFF…..UUUUUUU*********!!!!!”
The man with revolvers pointed both his guns at the man with the shot gun. The man with knives, jumped behind the man with the rifle, and held the knives to his throat. That left the two men with pistols left, but they recognized each other and began an awsome fist fight. Too bad this narration isn't about them, or I'd gladly go into detail about it.
“WHAT IS THIS!!!”, the official yelled.
The others looked at each other. The man with knives gave the man with revolvers a hard glare, meaning “KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT!!!”. The official looked over at where the sedated Kroatz had been. He was still standing, a little unbalanced, but still standing!!! The two treasonous men ran forward toward Kroatz simutaneously, the man with knives throwing his knives at the men that they had just pinned. The knives didn't pierce their flesh, but instead pinned them to the wall of Roku's bakery. Another man ran forward and the three of them carried their leader off. A group of men went after them, but a wall of stone shot up out of the road, blocking their passage.

This is the first time a person escaped being lynched, WITHOUT a lynch cancel ability! This was thanks to the role of the die btw.

Kroatz was a pretty stong person, so I had to do a roll check to see who was stronger, Kroatz, or those trying to lynch him. The town got 17, he got a natural d20. Again, you are all lucky to be alive!

And with that, night covers Townston. Weather today, crystal clear, with a half moon. Send in your night actions!

Randomdudeperson
Kroatz was a pretty stong person, so I had to do a roll check to see who was stronger, Kroatz, or those trying to lynch him. The town got 17, he got a natural d20. Again, you are all lucky to be alive!

And with that, night covers Townston. Weather today, crystal clear, with a half moon. Send in your night actions!

This just became the most stupid game in the history of mafia.

EDIt: I had written worse but I do not want to come accross as a total jackass. But know that I am upset with this turn of events.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
:gem:

:(

Randomdudeperson

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
:gem:

:(

Well what do you expect? You left a lynch to a roll of the dice cause he was strong. Does this mean that he will always get this little effect? Cause what you said leads me to believe it does. And that my friend makes this game my pervious statement of what it was.

What makes it worse is that it was shaping up to be a good game. Concept was interesting. Combos was a cool idea. But a permanent possible lynch cancel is a horrible thing.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
What makes it worse is that it was shaping up to be a good game. Concept was interesting. Combos was a cool idea. But a permanent possible lynch cancel is a horrible thing.

*Is reminded of my celebrity politician role and his “inefficient government” perk*

:(

Although, I do admit that Drunk Duck mafia has some bad experience of the usage of D20… Gullas.

P.S. Since everyone is doing shameless plugging, I might as well point out that Product Placement's Stickman vs. TFGM's Cat-Man-Chibi-Thing. is well on its way. Please check it out and tell me what you think.

I still don't really get what is going on.
Aren't we supposed to be trying to work out who the mafia are or something?
Now votes are being cancelled randomly, so what is the point of voting at all?

I just don't get it.

harkovast
I just don't get it.

I'll tell you what you're supposed to do now.

a ) Look at this map:


b ) Pick a building/place you want to go to.

c ) Promote your comic.

d ) Profit.

But yeah, this game is vastly different from what we're used to. Heck, I thought I was being different with that Heaven and Hell thing.

No one died. I am VERY displeased.This is why people hate random chance!

Product Placement
c ) Promote your comic.

d ) Profit.

ah, so go on and DON'T read Harkovast! Aha!

This is like the red mage from 8-bit theater. Okay, to make up for smashing crocty's boat (thank god he isn't playing this game anymore or I'd be dead meat, well, scrap metal), and for other things I rather not mention because you have not discovered them, I am going to do something so heroic it will balance out everything! I, am going, to help…rebuild the bakery! (Thuderous Applause)

So… democracy got face F*cked by a die?

Zeph
So… democracy got face F*cked by a die?

Looks that way.

I do understand everyone's frustration though. We don't know anything about anyones roles and what powers they have, since they're not posted in the game description so it's kinda annoying to be slapped with a “Sorry. You guys just failed because of a variable that you couldn't have known about”.

…Hey… what the…

Lynch vote status
Product Placement: 1
Jninjashadow

Why didn't I die?
Damn.

Product Placement
…Hey… what the…

Lynch vote status
Product Placement: 1
Jninjashadow

To go with the theme, I let a die roll pick my lynch vote.

I'm lynching the toast.

I'm declaring right now:

EVERYBODY GO TO ROKULILY's!

WE'LL DECIDE WHO'S BOSS RIGHT

HERE, RIGHT NOW!

I think I'm gonna win but still…



D3

How come EVERYBODY need to come? I like being alive. I'm just gonna watch the fight from a nearby rooftop if you guys don't mind.

-stuffs face with immortal donuts- You can't shoot a man eating donuts, it's against the law.

okay then, everybody come but the people that wish to live need to bring donuts.

Knowing Random, he'll kill me in the cross fire.

He'll have me kill you.
Hehe.

Well you just convinced me not to come.