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Banes at 12:00AM, July 7, 2016
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This is a little doodle I did today.

If anyone feels like a little creative exercise, here's a question for ya:

Who is Sam, what is Sam's relationship to this lady, and what is Sam doing?

I know how creative the DD community is; just thought we could see what folks come up with.







(yes, I spent my late night post-work hours doodling and coloring this in, instead of writing up a newspost. More long-winded Banesery will return next Thursday)


Have a fine day!

Except for you, Sam.



Here it is again:

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Banes at 6:28AM, July 8, 2016

These are fantastic! Hahaha!

Ozoneocean at 12:23AM, July 8, 2016

@Z74 Sam is also a clown and "Pickles" is the name of his clown persona... "Pickle juice" is what he calls his...

Z74 at 11:55PM, July 7, 2016

Sam is her husband . He is tired of her spending so much money on her beauty cream so he slipped some pickle juice in it and it turned her kinda green :)

ZeroGee at 11:35PM, July 7, 2016

"That's my favorite dress you're wearing!"

ayesinback at 10:41AM, July 7, 2016

he hadn't picked up the wine for the dinner. While Lydia was still on the phone, Sam grabbed the torte, rushed to his car, placed the torte on top of the car, and drove off. Miraculously, the torte didn't fall off the car. No, but it began to rain ... Oh NOOOoooo

ayesinback at 10:38AM, July 7, 2016

Sam and Lydia are siblings, and Sam has asked Lydia to make their Grandmother's special Peanut Butter and Caramel Pecan Torte for a dinner he was throwing for his co-workers. Lydia had way too many things on her mind, but Sam had recently done her a favor, so she felt she owed him. Nonetheless, Lydia wasn't paying close enough attention. Her counter was filled with ingredients because she was making banana bread for a shut-in and cookies for a PTA bake sale. Holding the torte recipe while she was burning sugar for the caramel, the final stage of the recipe, she needed to tip the pan while stirring the sugar over the heat, dropped the recipe card, and it went into the flames of her gas stove. Lydia was too busy to fall apart. That was for later. She finished the torte and found room on the counter for it while she went to answer a phone solicitor (not having the foreknowledge that it was, indeed, phone solicitation). Sam had been anxiously waiting for the torte because he

PaulEberhardt at 10:23AM, July 7, 2016

"Hi Debbie!" he says in a slightly halting voice that's clearly more used to barking. (The girl on the doodle looks like a Debbie to me, don't ask me why) "It's me, your Sam! Recognise me? I'm an inverted were-dachshund, see? Everytime I see the full moon - as on the poster - I turn into, well, one of you two-legged can-opening slaves, human's the word, right? You know I've always loved you, that's why I moved in. I'd have told you earlier, but, you know, uh, I'm kinda shy... But now you know and thanks to that poster breaking the spell we can finally live together like a real couple. I mean, uh, you know, er... I ain't that used to these funny smalltalk rituals you know from your other mating partners and er..." ... And this is where Debbie says: "Sam, how could you?" (and goes on to berate him that... "...you could have damn well told me before I took you to the vet to have you neutered, you clot!) Sorry, got carried away. ;)

PaulEberhardt at 10:19AM, July 7, 2016

Sam is a little rough-coated dachshund, a stray she'd found one day. They're great, because they're so underestimated. For instance, if Sam is in her car she doesn't need to lock it. A dozen car-burglars (or what's left of them) can attest to this. Sam's normally really well-behaved, doing none of these things that'd make other people say "how could you", you know, like piddling on the carpet, chewing on your slippers. It's not because Sam seems to have mistaken her new boyfriend for a burglar one day when he came out of the shower, and it's not because he was chasing a car and caught it - dachshunds are hunting-dogs, it's in their genes. But this time, he did something, dachshunds don't usually do. It all began with this cheap poster showing the moon over the Golden Gate (or something). Sam watched it intently and--- in a cloud of smoke he suddenly vanishes, to be replaced by a handsome and stark-naked man, albeit with shaggy hair the same grubby brownish colour as Sam's fur.

cdmalcolm1 at 8:38AM, July 7, 2016

How I turn Sam into a "Good guy"... Enjoy

cdmalcolm1 at 8:34AM, July 7, 2016

Sammie is her sister who just murdered her husband. Her response is, "He was an old childhood friend of mine, before we had a very bad fallen out. He was going to kill you, mom and dad, just to make me suffer. I couldn't let him do that. I hire someone to follow him. He was following you around town when ever you went out. I caught him even following my kids. I have it all on File on my phone from the investigator. Your husband was a creep. When I heard you meet him some years ago and moved here, I never knew it was the same guy that Promised me that my family will die around me. You never gave me a invitation to your wedding or even send a Picture of you both until you Emailed me 3 months ago from your job. My heart Jump out my chest. I replied, but you did not respond. I tried to warn you every way possible; Emails, Letters, Phone calls, Even tried to talk you personally, but he... He would always be there. Think about it, when was the last time you Talked to me since you met him?"

Niccea at 7:11AM, July 7, 2016

He joined a webcomic website under the name of El Cid and then made a slice of life comic about their personal life without her permission. The comic was Death P*rn.

KimLuster at 4:35AM, July 7, 2016

Very nice - if I had time I'd doodle a response (make it a two-panel comic jam)! Anyway, I'd say she's asking me why I fired off a Surface-to-Air Missile (a SAM) during the 4th holidays - it caused untold mayhem! I thought it was a bottle-rocket!!

usedbooks at 4:12AM, July 7, 2016

Because of her wide eyes and tears, I think Sam faked his death and has just reappeared. So she's hit not only with the realization of a lie but is also shocked at seeing him alive (and possibly dressed as a furry).

Ironscarf at 2:45AM, July 7, 2016

It is too. I particularly like her teeth.

Ozoneocean at 2:12AM, July 7, 2016

A fine pic and expression Banes!

Ozoneocean at 2:08AM, July 7, 2016

Sam is a selfish lover and finished before the lady...

Ironscarf at 1:52AM, July 7, 2016

This lady is of mixed Mexican/Iranian heritage. Uncle Sam has just put Donald Trump into the white house.

bravo1102 at 12:45AM, July 7, 2016

I referenced two Humphrey Bogart movies. Casablanca, where Sam is the piano player who plays "as time goes by" So she's asking him how he could play it again after all these years. Second of course was The Maltese Falcon. Sam is Sam Spade the private detective who just hit Peter Lorre over the head with the bird.

bravo1102 at 12:39AM, July 7, 2016

Nothing to get excited about sweetheart, it's just a black statue of a falcon.

Gunwallace at 12:38AM, July 7, 2016

SAM is actually an acronym for Secret Agent Man. Secret Agent Man has just eaten Lydia's (for that's the name of the lady in question) sandwich from the break room fridge in Secret Agent HQ, even though the sandwich was in a bag clearly marked 'Lydia'. SAM still has a little Mayo on his tie, and lettuce stuck between his teeth from the sandwich eating. He will reply to Lydia, in the next frame ... "Mmmph, mmmp, mmmmple." because he hasn't quite finished eating said sandwich.

bravo1102 at 12:37AM, July 7, 2016

All he did was ask me to play it again miss.


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