Celest Von Mew is a very bubbly and excitable University student. Typical of college students, she is concerned with her grades in school, making new friends, and her wardrobe reflects a pretty unique sense of style.

One day, a mysterious booth appears distributing FREE “Nommie Candy-Chews” which are creamy milk ...

2015 VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS (Drunk Duck Style)

It is finally February, which means that Valentine's Day is in less than two weeks. I do not know how the holiday is celebrated all over the world, but I do know that it has become a polarizing holiday between couples ...

The tradition of creating handmade gifts began sometime in elementary school when it was not only appropriate, but expected, to give our parents original creations. Eventually, a handmade knick-knack has a difficult time competing with the latest smart phone or drawing tablet and is pushed aside to make room for ...

Happy Easter, DrunkDuckers!

In celebration of The Holiday with the Best Chocolate, I've put together a mini easter egg hunt for you all. I've hidden three easter eggs somewhere in the forums - first person to find each one and send me the joke below it via PQ gets ...

Erin Go Bragh!

Today is St. Patrick's Day which means the color green is everywhere. This day evokes a taste for corned beef and cabbage served with a side of boiled potatoes and carrots. I want to point out that even though the name “Drunk Duck” may be associated ...

Abigail is after crafty Deagon! That bugger is the cause of her being mistaken for a thief, which she is, but she never stole no trading cards, which is what she's accused off… So the hunt is on, to get Deagon back to the scene of the crime and ...

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Wheeeeeeeeeee! The Bend is two years old as of Sunday and doesn't show signs of stopping. A cake was baked in my honor. It was chocolate and delicious, like… like… two years of comic. Not that my comic is chocolate. But it COULD be. If I tried. It ...

Princess Lavender has been banished since birth to a castle where males are forbidden. Her sheltered upbringing has left her more than a little childish. She has decided to take a special interest in her tall, raven-haired, extremely serious maid Felicia. However, Felicia does not really appreciate her ridiculous new ...

It's that time of year again, the time when Catholics can once again eat meat or soda or whatever they've given up, and everyone can unite under the banner of eating baby-animal-shaped chocolate. Unless they don't like chocolate, in which case, they should eat something else- and ...

Massive news update today!

Earlier this week there was almost no news, and since then loads of news has come in! What's with you guys, eh? Is the full moon making you more productive or something? Not that I'm complaining! :] Now go and eat some marshmallow and chocolate ...