Hello my freaky little babies! Im Mammoth! I went away but now Im back!
My real name is Chris, I live in really small town Ontario.
I like things! Potatoes, Staplers etc. things.

SPECIAL REPORT

How you know which of my comics to read!

take this simple quiz:

Paul Austers book City of Glass was
a) A metaphysical masterpiece, truly the work of an educated man!
b) Kindling
c)Whats a book?

If you answered:

a) Youre a thinker! We Are Such Things… Is for you!
b) Please dont hurt me just move on to Viking Joe and Ill go about my business
c) Youre more like me then you should be comfortable with. Because your brain doesnt work the way most peoples do you should probably check out Why Daddy Doesnt Love You while I contact the authorities. Im sure the Asylum misses you very much.