Forum Games

Drunk Duck Mafia XXXII - Anarchy in Townston.
Mettaur at 4:38PM, Aug. 2, 2010
(offline)
posts: 2,716
joined: 1-19-2010
That why I have a spare. Yes, I haev a spare everything, even a spare spare. And a spare spare for the spare, and- no one is listening now…T-T
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:01PM
Product Placement at 4:58PM, Aug. 2, 2010
(online)
posts: 7,078
joined: 10-18-2007
Night 4 Narration:

Two villagers were holed up inside an undamaged building, keeping quiet for the night. They were hoping that what has transpired today was enough to scare the mafia from striking tonight but they had a nasty suspicion that there would be no such luck for them.

“So what should we do if they come for us?” asked the stressed villager, looking at the barricaded door.
“Don't know.” said the other villager. “-We can only hope that the town comes to its senses and stands united.”
“But it's hopeless, isn't it?”
“It's hopeless the moment you start thinking it is! Now pull yourself together. We're not a lost cause yet.”
“Yes you are.” said a mocking voice as a confident looking shade stared at them from the basement door. “-you really should get a better lock for that back door, btw.”

The two villagers shrieked as they ran into the kitchen, where a hitman was waiting for them.
“Oh wow! How did I get here? This is certainly random.” said the hitman and pulled up his knife as the other hitman cornered them by the kitchen door.

Kitty17 and Pastel are lying dying in the kitchen floor.

Night 4 is over.

Day 5 has begun.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:53PM
Hakoshen at 5:34PM, Aug. 2, 2010
(offline)
posts: 2,090
joined: 11-23-2008
crocty
Hakoshen
I was glad when Kamina died.
Are you trying to start an entire new argument?

D8<

Not really. I just thought the character was pretentious… and deserved to die. Sure, nothing in the show would have happened without him being such a douche, but I dunno. His death was an awesome scene. It was, sadly, the turning point for the series however, and it all went to crap from there.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:42PM
kitty17 at 5:34PM, Aug. 2, 2010
(offline)
posts: 3,538
joined: 2-11-2007
Dying together…how romantic.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:19PM
crocty at 5:38PM, Aug. 2, 2010
(online)
posts: 6,673
joined: 8-16-2007
Okay I'm going to ignore Hakoshen's last post before I have a fanboy hissyfit. <.<

Also I made an apology for WHAT I HAVE DONE
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:54AM
pastel at 5:39PM, Aug. 2, 2010
(online)
posts: 2,151
joined: 7-14-2007
kitty17
Dying together…how romantic.

Modern Shakespearean tragedy :(
.
. K.A.L.A.-dan! Fujoshi! Mafia MASS MURDERER! Kitty and Pastel :D
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:41PM
Mettaur at 5:46PM, Aug. 2, 2010
(offline)
posts: 2,716
joined: 1-19-2010
Why must they always hurt our precious few women? The fiends! So few, I need more photos in order to become head photographer for my magazine! Er, I mean, it's sad that they are dying…
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:01PM
Salsa at 6:13PM, Aug. 2, 2010
(offline)
posts: 2,384
joined: 7-10-2008
I have a title for Mett, The Perv.
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:18PM
I Am The 1337 Master at 6:34PM, Aug. 2, 2010
(offline)
posts: 3,785
joined: 1-16-2009
The young perv maybe.

crocty
nice.
either this relates to something else or you made it in preperation as the sign date is 1/8/10.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:54PM
seventy2 at 6:35PM, Aug. 2, 2010
(online)
posts: 3,953
joined: 11-15-2007
revive onnnnnnne
facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:30PM
Hakoshen at 6:53PM, Aug. 2, 2010
(offline)
posts: 2,090
joined: 11-23-2008
I Am The 1337 Master
The young perv maybe.

crocty
nice.
either this relates to something else or you made it in preperation as the sign date is 1/8/10.



I should put some of these in the office. See if any of them ever get used.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:42PM
Niccea at 8:19PM, Aug. 2, 2010
(online)
posts: 5,549
joined: 8-10-2007
Actually…the break was planned a while ago.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:14PM
crocty at 9:20PM, Aug. 2, 2010
(online)
posts: 6,673
joined: 8-16-2007
Oh? It was?

Okay, sweet, then you can tick that box that says “I feel blameless” then!
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:54AM
Kroatz at 3:11AM, Aug. 3, 2010
(online)
posts: 2,333
joined: 8-18-2008
So.
We're doomed, and crocty is forgiven.

Mocking, confident, shade, you should get a better lock, kitchen, random, cornered.

I don't get it.
Comidion.deviantart.com
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:24PM
Product Placement at 6:16AM, Aug. 3, 2010
(online)
posts: 7,078
joined: 10-18-2007
Votes?
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:53PM
I Am The 1337 Master at 6:19AM, Aug. 3, 2010
(offline)
posts: 3,785
joined: 1-16-2009
I just sent something in.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:54PM
same at 6:54AM, Aug. 3, 2010
(online)
posts: 2,506
joined: 8-3-2008
Was it a package?
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:21PM
Salsa at 8:18AM, Aug. 3, 2010
(offline)
posts: 2,384
joined: 7-10-2008
I suspect 1337 is one of the killers

this is random=>pwnd randomness
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:18PM
same at 8:49AM, Aug. 3, 2010
(online)
posts: 2,506
joined: 8-3-2008
Evidence
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:21PM
seventy2 at 1:17PM, Aug. 3, 2010
(online)
posts: 3,953
joined: 11-15-2007
you poor people.
facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:30PM
Mettaur at 1:35PM, Aug. 3, 2010
(offline)
posts: 2,716
joined: 1-19-2010
I am then the perv! And Mafia Games you said something is wrong here, I started it somewhere else too, can someone see what the difference is then?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:01PM
rokulily at 1:39PM, Aug. 3, 2010
(online)
posts: 1,109
joined: 2-26-2008
seventy2
you poor people.

we are mister random hitman, aren't we?

also, hi. sorry for disappearing.
 
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:09PM
Mettaur at 1:48PM, Aug. 3, 2010
(offline)
posts: 2,716
joined: 1-19-2010
Can I has cookie?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:01PM
I Am The 1337 Master at 4:34PM, Aug. 3, 2010
(offline)
posts: 3,785
joined: 1-16-2009
Salsa
this is random=>pwnd randomness
would be an easy to catch clue, would it not?
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:54PM
Product Placement at 5:03PM, Aug. 3, 2010
(online)
posts: 7,078
joined: 10-18-2007
Day 5 Narration:

“Of course it's 1337 master you blistering fool!” said Salsa full throated.
“Nonsense! Kroatz is clearly guilty! Just look at his guilty guiltyness!” proclaimed mettaur and pointed at Kroatz sobbing in the corner.
“None of you guys love me.”
“The evidence clearly point at you, 1337!” argued seventy2.
“How dare you point fingers at me!” complained 1337 master, aggravated.

The foursome argued with full throated force and it was quite clear that neither side was gonna back down. This was not looking out to be a pretty conclusion.

“Sorry I'm late guys” said Rokulily, running into a group with a tray of muffins. “The last batch took forever to b- oh wow. You guys sure made a mess of this town.”
“You've been baking this whole time?” asked the villagers dumbfounded.
“Yes of course. These hybrid soufflé muffins weren't gonna bake themselves. They were extra delegate in production, so I had to be very careful. Anyways, what are you talking about?”
“Lynching 1337 master/Kroats” said the villagers again in unison.
“Oh right. Kroatz is probably guilty.” replied rokulily.

It was hard to argue with someone with a delicious tray of muffins so it was decided that Kroatz would end hanging tonight.

Kroatz the Townie is dead.

Later today, the paramedic peaked into a house with a broken down backdoor.
“It would be inhumane to let someone as pretty as you die.” he said as he dragged on of the wounded villagers out of the building, to his clinic. “-darn shame I don't have time for both.”

Kitty has been revived.

Pastel the Townie is dead.

Day 5 is over.

Night 5 has begun.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:53PM
pastel at 5:13PM, Aug. 3, 2010
(online)
posts: 2,151
joined: 7-14-2007
Product Placement
Pastel the Townie is dead.

Honestly this really bums me out.
.
. K.A.L.A.-dan! Fujoshi! Mafia MASS MURDERER! Kitty and Pastel :D
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:41PM
kitty17 at 5:19PM, Aug. 3, 2010
(offline)
posts: 3,538
joined: 2-11-2007
Product Placement
Kitty has been revived.


Wut.

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:19PM
Salsa at 5:20PM, Aug. 3, 2010
(offline)
posts: 2,384
joined: 7-10-2008
YOU FOOLS!

Do you realize what you have DONE?!?
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:18PM
rokulily at 5:28PM, Aug. 3, 2010
(online)
posts: 1,109
joined: 2-26-2008
Salsa
YOU FOOLS!

Do you realize what you have DONE?!?

no. sorry. still a bit confused. muffin?
 
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:09PM
I Am The 1337 Master at 5:48PM, Aug. 3, 2010
(offline)
posts: 3,785
joined: 1-16-2009
rokulily
no. sorry. still a bit confused. muffin?
You and I killed Kroatz.
(oh yeah-mett was in there too)


Our townies and voting commitee suck.


And I suppose some evidence points to me which I will neither decline or admit that I did any of it.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:54PM

Forgot Password
©2011 WOWIO, Inc. All Rights Reserved