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Liaoriao at 3:25PM, July 17, 2007
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But just as she was leaving Budget Tramp Clothes ‘R’ Us, some giant enemy crab came and attacked the building!

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Evil_Snuffkin at 6:06PM, July 17, 2007
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But the tramps shopping there had a cunning plan. They set the crab on fire and ate it as a delicious and healthy meal.
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Bekefel at 7:26PM, July 17, 2007
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They made a big mistake of choosing Snuffkin's Special Sauce as thier choice of dip and all fell severely ill.

A mistake because Snuffkin's Special Sauce is actually not a sauce, it is foot cream.
Please, please, you give me too little credit.
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TheMidge28 at 7:30PM, July 17, 2007
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but to the surprise of all the tramps the foot cream in conjuction with the giant crab they were eating suddenly created a wonderful new store in the strip mall Q Nailz ran by a family of rude Vietnamese stylists who happen to be giving out free pedicures!!!
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nerdsareinvading at 10:16AM, July 18, 2007
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but not for erin because they knew she was a millionare and so they changed their sign to say "except any millionare by the name of erin, then the cost is all of your lifes savings…"

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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TheMidge28 at 11:38AM, July 18, 2007
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after looking at her checking and savings account Erin threw caution to the wind knowing that the several business ventures would triple in profit within the next 24 hrs and easily replace and loss savings being used!!!
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nerdsareinvading at 1:23PM, July 18, 2007
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unfortunately she was downwind so her caution came back and got all over her tramp clothes…sadness…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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TheMidge28 at 6:08PM, July 18, 2007
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In twinking of eye Erin was magical whisped away to a land where she was a movie star on the red carpet of world premiere…
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nerdsareinvading at 1:53PM, July 21, 2007
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but she doesnt uderstand that so she just ignores that that post ever happened…


but luckily aqua comes along and saves her and gives her new clothes ond goes off to dinner with her…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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nerdsareinvading at 10:49AM, Aug. 1, 2007
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i am not going to let this game sink!!! even if it does mean double post im bring it back to the top!!!!!

but unfortuantely aqua doesnt really like her his only true love is locking forum games…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Mister Mew at 3:41PM, Aug. 12, 2007
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But that doesn't matter because he was weird any way. Erin meets a cute guy who likes her and can spend all his time with her. This guy is me. Yeah, i'm breaking the fourth wall.
I like pie!!!
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Liaoriao at 4:12PM, Aug. 12, 2007
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(I'm not sure if the last post was good or bad, HAHAHA burn…)

However, Mister Mew then explodes as everyone knows, that self insertion is a no-no, mmkay?

Erin is covered in blood stains from the exploding carcass. Blood stains so tough not even Vanish ‘Oxy-Action’ and it's stain removing power and remove this congealed blood…

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nerdsareinvading at 3:16PM, Aug. 17, 2007
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but then that really annoying guy from the commercial comes up and rips off her clothes in soaks them in easy off bam and starts yelling to the camera about its magnificent cleaning power, then the camera shuts off he pulls the still stained clothes out and tells erin “Eh, its all just a big scam… come! lets go get you some clean clothes!!!” and so she gets new clothes…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Mister Mew at 12:06AM, Aug. 18, 2007
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Then she falls off a cliff, dies, goes too hell, and becomes Satans bitch.
I like pie!!!
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nerdsareinvading at 2:39PM, Aug. 18, 2007
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but satan know much better than to take girls…hes had AIDS 2073 times over…423 of those times were from girls…

so he lets her go…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Lord Shplane at 6:38PM, Aug. 18, 2007
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Then she dies for no reason.
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Shintouku at 10:06PM, Aug. 18, 2007
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but when she dies for no reason, God says “wtf, get outta here lawl.” and she's alive again and nothing bad ever happened to her again.


aw dag i messed it up

PorQ me
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Lord Shplane at 10:33PM, Aug. 18, 2007
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Then she dies again for no reason. Again.
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Mister Mew at 2:03AM, Aug. 19, 2007
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But then she somehow gained immortality so she can't die anymore. She is then given a new car.
I like pie!!!
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Lord Shplane at 2:27AM, Aug. 19, 2007
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Then she gets run over by the car. Of course, being immortal, she can't actually die, so the driver keeps running her over. Again, and again, and again, and again. She eventually ends up in so much pain from being run over by the car that she doesn't want to be immortal anymore and tries to kill herself.
But then she can't.
Because she's immortal.
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Mister Mew at 3:05AM, Aug. 19, 2007
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But then the magical pixie-fairy-thing comes and takes away her immortality and she goes too heaven and has coffee with God.
I like pie!!!
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Lord Shplane at 3:06AM, Aug. 19, 2007
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Then God decides that the coffee tastes like crap and sends her to hell to show His displeasure.
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Mister Mew at 3:10AM, Aug. 19, 2007
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But then Satan kicks her out because he did and, she goes to purgatory and likes it there.
I like pie!!!
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Lord Shplane at 3:18AM, Aug. 19, 2007
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But then she gets bored of Purgatory, and decides that she wishes she was still in Hell. Because at least hell had something to do, instead of just being a giant white void.
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Mister Mew at 3:23AM, Aug. 19, 2007
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Then a puppy comes along with a tennis ball and they play “fetch” for all of eternity.
I like pie!!!
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Liaoriao at 4:59PM, Aug. 19, 2007
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But the puppy is squished by a tax mans van.

Erin is fined £500 for endless free flights between Heaven and Hell. Air traffic has never been worse scince shes been floating up and down.

For this, Erin has been sent to jail, she may not pass ‘Go’ and she may not collect £200…

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nerdsareinvading at 1:08PM, Aug. 23, 2007
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but seeing as how that doesnt make any sense, father time rewinds time back to where this all began…

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Erin who was moving to her favorite place in the world: New York.






(now thats the way to move things back onto subject…)

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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qdawg at 3:32PM, Aug. 23, 2007
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But the U-haul she was useing broke down and was forced to go to a nasty road side hotel where she was raped and robbed of all belongings.
Rockin it fatboy style.
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nerdsareinvading at 5:07PM, Aug. 23, 2007
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but fortunately she stillhad her trusty mr. t signal flare, so she shone it and mr. t cometh and kill tho thugs…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Mister Mew at 10:01PM, Aug. 26, 2007
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Then she is crushed to death by crazy chickens!
I like pie!!!
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