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Ozoneocean
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And then she found another winning lottery ticket! With her 3.5 million in winnings she got a nice new face and a who lot of yummy food. Her family had a wonderful Christmas!
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AQua_ng
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Christmas was then cancelled.
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Aurora Moon
at 2:31PM, Dec. 26, 2006
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but a better hoilday came, in which a hoilday miracle would occur where it'd rain money for the whole month of decemember everywhere, and the condition in which people got the money for free was if they used some of the money to give at least one gift to thier loved ones each day of decmember!!
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Glarg
at 5:02PM, Dec. 26, 2006
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But then North Korea fired their nukes at 4 major countrys incinerating the money and lowering the population, also the chemichals killed people in nearby countrys too, Also some humans began mutating into horrid freaks with melted faces and extra arms. and rioting then commiting cannibalism. The water has become contaminated and freakish mole mutaunts have caused war on the above grounders, and to top it all off a alien race has come to annihilate the human race and started firing lasers at all of the freakish mutations and broken buildings buildings.
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ssbguy
at 8:17PM, Dec. 26, 2006
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For some strange reason, though, Erin and her family had developed superpowers and immunity from the radiation. they used these powers to stop the aliens. they then used their DNA to create a cure that reversed the mutations caused by the radiation. eventually, the world returned to what it once was.
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jgib99
at 1:00AM, Dec. 27, 2006
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And that's when the aliens invaded Earth, and started harvesting the newly-cured humans for food!!!
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at 1:19PM, Dec. 27, 2006
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But then they realized they liked dark meat better and gave all the humans sweet tarts.
i will also like to know you the more
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Lords_of_Darkness
at 8:42PM, Dec. 27, 2006
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but the sweet tards were made out of an anthrax extract killing EVERY LIVING SOUL AND BODY ON THE PLANET AND THE MOON!!
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tea_green
at 2:46AM, Dec. 28, 2006
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But the Martians lived and they developed an immunity to Anthrax and used their blood to find a cure magikally went back in time with science to rescue all the people. The people named a holiday after them with rainbows and puppies and candy and there was even a leprachaun in a bikini.
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Lords_of_Darkness
at 9:58AM, Dec. 28, 2006
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the leprachaun was a typo its was actualy a lePER and his pubic hair was showing and maggots were in it…
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Glarg
at 8:23AM, Dec. 29, 2006
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But then the news aired and said the cure was to have blowjobs everyday.
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Lords_of_Darkness
at 10:34AM, Dec. 29, 2006
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but the leper had no penis.
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Shintouku
at 10:36AM, Feb. 1, 2007
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becuase the leper was a woman…back to the newly reincarnated Erin went to the Happy Happy Family Fun Show in japan for free.
aw dag i messed it up
PorQ me
PorQ me
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ejg
at 5:55PM, Feb. 1, 2007
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but she didn't had any mony for the plane ticket.
I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
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Nightmare Zero
at 9:16AM, Feb. 2, 2007
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So she snuck in the cargo hold.
I'll accept your challenge anytime!
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Shintouku
at 4:41PM, Feb. 2, 2007
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the cargo wasn't Secured properly and she was crushed by a heavy box of elephant tusks.
aw dag i messed it up
PorQ me
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nerdsareinvading
at 10:01AM, Feb. 3, 2007
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but she was found in time…but she didnt know that she had million dollar ivory in her pocket…which she sold to some guy with a foot fetish…for 10 times its worth (ten million)
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Shintouku
at 11:52AM, Feb. 4, 2007
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She never had so much money, got too excited, and had a stroke.
aw dag i messed it up
PorQ me
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nerdsareinvading
at 2:08PM, Feb. 4, 2007
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luckily an ambulance was right there and was able to pick her up, take her to the hospital, and save her, and because of her unfortunate circumstances they gave her a free trip to australia on a plane with some guys named charli, jack, sayid, sawyer, and john locke…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Its art
at 6:22PM, Feb. 4, 2007
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The plane hit a pigeon and its engines failed.
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ssbguy
at 7:43PM, Feb. 4, 2007
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but for some strange reason, they were all riding in a prototype plane that had backup engines for JUST this sort of problem, so the flight continued.
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Shintouku
at 4:12AM, Feb. 5, 2007
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but the pilot was hitler and they landed in an UBER RACIST PARADE. Erin was being changed into a skin head.
aw dag i messed it up
PorQ me
PorQ me
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nerdsareinvading
at 6:50AM, Feb. 5, 2007
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but she found out it was just a play…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Nightmare Zero
at 8:36AM, Feb. 5, 2007
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That invlived an actual Sacrafice. And it was her.
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Its art
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But she wasn't a virgin, so they let her go.
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luclucluc
at 6:08PM, Feb. 5, 2007
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but all her kids WERE virgins, so they used them instead!
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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Its art
at 6:48PM, Feb. 5, 2007
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William Shatner came to her rescue, and karate chopped everyone who tried to harm the children.
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nerdsareinvading
at 8:32PM, Feb. 5, 2007
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then chuck norris came and delivered a lil' summin' up his @$$…his foot of course…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Nightmare Zero
at 7:04AM, Feb. 6, 2007
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But they thwy all got thrown into the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny…
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Its art
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But the showdown was more like a lumberjack match. Everyone started to beat her to doom
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