I'm a full time student, part-time webcomic artist, part-time writer, part-time martial arts instructor, part-time martial arts instructor assistant, part-time fast food restaurant crew, part-time french tutor, part-time melee weapons specialist, part-time mercenary, part-time go-to guy.

And even all of that I only get paid in one job…

I front desk at a massage place!

…it's very slow… so I do my homework there sometimes. And drink tea.

I have it so bad, don't I?

naaah, thats fricking great, i love tea. The most drink i get from work is nestea lol

I work as a cashier in a soul-crushing pharmacy.

Wow..I didn't know that any pharmacies had the transformers to step up power for industrial soul crushers. Most of the models I've seen operate off of 460V at the minimum, but there could be smaller models that have come out since I've been been in the field that could work off of 220V.
I'm assuming that even a smaller sized soul crusher could chew through, what, about 70 to 100 souls per minute?

Aurora Moon

ccs1989
Full time student.

same.

tafe student i hope to grab a nice job in army one day

what's a tafe student?

I'm a teacher at a preschool that's located on a major movie studio lot. I don't have any connections, so don't ask…I did almost run over Bruce Willis on my bicycle, though…

for me…

oh…the usual 9-5 Global Domination stuff.

I'm a student, in my senior years at a Grammar school. My past job was a Christmas temp at GameStation, but they're looking for part timers now, so I hope to go back soon. It was a lot of fun, and I can't imagine working anywhere else. XDDD!

Full time student. Though the phrase “Full-time” is misleading. I spend far too little time on schoolwork. Leaves plenty of time for nonsense and artistry.

Oh, college.

*sigh* I'm that guy you'd walk past in Wal-Mart, dropping all the supplies on the floor, and then getting yelled at by his boss. Then you'd be like, god I'm glad I'm not that bumbling idiot.

Green_Tangerine
Produce clerk / Officer in the Canadian Navy / university student.

… Free time? What's that?

…. Officers in the Canadian Navy have to moonlight as produce clerks?


Good thing Canada isn't high on everyone's suicide-bomb/invade-and-convert-to-godless-communism lists, huh?



..

i have the best job for my situation

i only work during the holidays, too much homework during the week (damn highschool) but my mum has old friends at a school supplies store called “Wooldridges” it supplies school books to almost every high school and primary school in Western Australia.

i work there full time holidays pretty much, half the time doing odd jobs at the office and half the time going to schools to distribute books

the reason the job is so good is that i get 30% of every book and stationary impliment i need! sometimes even more! for a small $300 booklist this saves $100 for those of you who can't do math :P

i'd still like a job at a fast food outlet or something, save on all the junk i eat :)

I am a Chief in the US Navy working in a squadron.

So where do I find the time to do three webcomics? Um, during commercials in TV shows I like and on days where the family has left me alone…

I try not to take Family Time away, but sometimes hey, I need Me time!

Heh…

Green Tangerine…I salute you…No really I would have to if you were here! LOL!

I teach Macromedia Flash and Dreamweaver at a community college. I'm also a freelance Web designer, video editor, animator and producer. And I'm a full-time dad to two little girls. Over the years I've been a barman, a salesman, a marketing director, an instructional designer, director of information services for a shady international finance company, a professional drummer and a property manager.

I'm working like crazy to be a full time professional animator, and the rather grueling schedule of daily updates for Clench and Cheese is self-enforced discipline to help me get the work done.

I'm a faculty librarian at a little college on the East coast of the US. I started Second Wind as a way to unwind after work and to entertain my wife and daughter. I would also be somewhat guilty of using it to help me forget all that I should be doing… like my tenure research & publishing, shoveling the walk/mowing the lawn (depending on the time of year) doing dishes….

carrollhach
I teach Macromedia Flash and Dreamweaver at a community college. I'm also a freelance Web designer, video editor, animator and producer. And I'm a full-time dad to two little girls. Over the years I've been a barman, a salesman, a marketing director, an instructional designer, director of information services for a shady international finance company, a professional drummer and a property manager.

I'm working like crazy to be a full time professional animator, and the rather grueling schedule of daily updates for Clench and Cheese is self-enforced discipline to help me get the work done.

You sir, have my respect, and personally, I think Clench and Cheese the Animated Series would be better than Christmas. :D

-W

Adariel
Bank Employee (*boring*)

oh em gee, bank buddy….it is boring but since people are always watching, you can't dick around like at some other boring job.

Darwin
I am a Chief in the US Navy working in a squadron.

So where do I find the time to do three webcomics? Um, during commercials in TV shows I like and on days where the family has left me alone…

I try not to take Family Time away, but sometimes hey, I need Me time!

Heh…

Green Tangerine…I salute you…No really I would have to if you were here! LOL!

Hey there, Chief! ET2 Flora, at your service. I'm a Reservist in a NAVSEA unit attached to Crane Indiana.

I spend my working day inserting a hollow metal tube into empty teddy-bear skins and spraying huge quantities of synthetic fluff into them to the demands of the latest small child.
In layman's terms; I work at the local branch of the Build-a-Bear Workshop. :P

O_o
lotta people here working crazy jobs. I used to repo cars, well only because my main job was giving 600% intrest loans to people without high school educations on said cars. Yeah I know I'm evil, and I'm totally over it ^_^; (well mostly)

had to edit to say: ha ha ha build-a-bear! sorry I hate that stuff, no not you the bears (dear god the BEARS!)

skoolmunkee
However now that I'm ‘behind the scenes’ I'm surprised at how many of them actually are interested in that kind of thing and are always trying new ways to do things, reading journals, etc. There will always be some who are into professorship because of the research and subject instea of the teaching, but the problem that most professors have when it comes to educational methods is that they're terribly underpaid for their time and they have priorities.

That is one of the truest statements about the area of education. It is not only that they are underpaid, they are also forced to face mixed classes with children needing specific handling which they are unable to do. It's like being shoved into a Level 10 playing field when you are barely Level 2. And that's not the worst case scenario. There are also many cases of educators being stunted or obstructed in their striving for better teaching, or being told to do unrealistic things given time and resources. Their efforts are then bound to fail, which leads them to eventually become jaded, burnt out or uninterested.

…but I am digressing here, as there are other threads for that. I only wanted to say I 100% agree with what was said :)

I currently work for my old school district as a substitute janitor. I can completely control my schedule, and I make $8.50 an hour. I clean classrooms, bathrooms, kitchens, cafeterias, hallways, stairways, pretty much whatever you'll find in a school.

I work at an after school program watching young'uns
and as a note-taker for disabled students at the college I'm attending.

Student/Dishwasher

Someone
I'm assuming that even a smaller sized soul crusher could chew through, what, about 70 to 100 souls per minute?

Yes. And we have five of them.

Target chasier

Quiting in two weeks though.

Roguehill
Hey there, Chief! ET2 Flora, at your service. I'm a Reservist in a NAVSEA unit attached to Crane Indiana.

Heh, Small small world! LOL! How's it treatin' ya? Indiana is a long way from the sea (Then again…so's Lemoore!)! HEE! Me I get to go on cruise here within a year…WEEEEEE!!!! No not the Carribean Cruise Lines or Carnival either. Y'know Haze Gray and Underway? RogueHill know's what I'm talkin' about!

LATER!

Darwin
Heh, Small small world! LOL! How's it treatin' ya? Indiana is a long way from the sea (Then again…so's Lemoore!)! HEE! Me I get to go on cruise here within a year…WEEEEEE!!!! No not the Carribean Cruise Lines or Carnival either. Y'know Haze Gray and Underway? RogueHill know's what I'm talkin' about!

LATER!

It gets rough at times, chief! That's why I joined up with the NAVSEA folks so I could at least be doing something for the navy besides keeping my teeth clean! If it weren't for the 2 week ATs we pull, I'd probably go nuts. I'll be doing my 2 weeks this year up in D.C. doing a 2nd class leadership school. Next year though, I'm going to try to get a ride on Fleet Week.
Haze Gray and Underway!! Man, I haven't heard that in a while! What kind of ship?