Well I know who's got my vote.

alright so i wanna live past night 1 and what not in this game so i'm running for mayorship! but i'm voting for ochi because its a good arguement.

seventy2
I like this idea. but i wanna be mayor. i never get to be mayor. :(

Ahaha, I know how that is. I've not been mayor since Mafia II. It only happened once for me. Normally I don't even try to run, which is why I'm really hopeful this time!

I'd really just like to survive to solve the clues.

edit: Oh hey! Roku! Thank you!

vote sent, poster made~
lets rock this thing

… we all knew that i'd steal your hats at some point…

This is why I don't wear a hat.

… This Mafia needs more Rexington

Ochitsukanai
I've not been mayor since Mafia II.

Yeah, that was the last time I actually tried to run too. Did not end well.

Ochitsukanai
WHOA HEY YOU GUYS I'M RUNNING FOR MAYOR/PARDONER FOR ONCE. Either is fine. And I have a really good reason, check it out!

I'm one of the paramedics, and if I can find a valuable person I will protect him or her continually. So not only will I solve clues like a boss, I'll be able to protect someone else as well! This means that two important roles can be protected by only one person being in office.

We'll pretty much breeze through this like awesome coolkids, like it ain't no thing. The opposition will quietly lay down their morale and go gently into that good night, that's what I'm saying. There will be total and merciless annihilation of the wicked.

OCHITSUKANAI ‘11. Badass poster forthcoming.

Edit: Yeah, I pretty much meant “badass” as in “it’s gonna be badass because Zeph's drawing it,” check it out. A detective/paramedic mayor/pardoner duo is pretty much a fantastic idea. *avatar*

I haven't read your reasons yet and I wouldn't need to! Everyone knows that the degree of a qualified candidate is directly proportional to the length of their speech!

Because Rokulily did an Awesome victory pic of the HUMBUG– oh pardon, the Imperial Townies. I decided to draw something to show my thanks.
Introducing the Baker's Dozen

Stats (because it helps to know what you've got):
ARM-R0KU-L1L4
“Baker's Dozen”
-16 Quad Missile Launchers
-10 Quad Turrets (Rapid Fire)
-1 Dual Heavy Cannon Turret
-2 Pyrox Medium Fusion Engines
-1 Pyrox Heavy Fusion Engine
-1 Shuttle Bay with 2 shuttles and docking for 4 shuttles

Backstory (Because I like coming up with this stuff)
The Baker's Dozen is the person starship of the privateer Hilary “Rokulily” a.k.a. “The Baker.” One of the most feared sights in the galaxy, the Baker's Dozen has captured of destroyed hundreds of freighters, scores of escorting warships, dozens of convoys, and is one of the few privateers to successfully capture, not one, but half a dozen capital ships. Some say her success, and that of her captain, are due to a combination of Hilary's ruthless use of her cuteness and her baking. Despite much circumstantial evidence, experts are not willing to accept that theory.


And
@ rokulily:

Why do I have the urge to steal your helmet now…

I'll do it when I wake up… busy now…

-trudges off to the endless mess that is his room-

blindsk
I haven't read your reasons yet and I wouldn't need to! Everyone knows that the degree of a qualified candidate is directly proportional to the length of their speech!

Oh hell yes, I can tell already I'm gonna like you. <3

edit: Bonus campaign poster vote, here I come.

ALAS, FORESHORTENING, MY ANCIENT ENEMY D:

rokulily
vote sent, poster made~
lets rock this thing

… we all knew that i'd steal your hats at some point…

Hats? Cravats are far superior!

rokulily
vote sent, poster made~
lets rock this thing

… we all knew that i'd steal your hats at some point…

…you bitch…

YOU STOLE PAINT FROM ME!!!

Heartless…-_-


Okay everyone, she's mafia. Has to be.

I Am The 1337 Master
…you…

Language!

rokulily
vote sent, poster made~
lets rock this thing

… we all knew that i'd steal your hats at some point…

Well you still need mine ;)

I am a really incompitant GM. I forgot to add Jay to the list.
Jninjashadow's playing too.

Hakoshen

I dispute your perceived “class”, sir


And Roku, you don't have the physical STATURE to steal my sky-scraping, God smacking, bird hitting, cloud dispersing, liqueur dispensing top hat.

…

Thats its name…

Address it as such…

…

jninjashadow

Hakoshen

I dispute your perceived “class”, sir

Hence the fine print. And what isn't classy about a suit, a large chair and an indeterminate glass of transparent liquid?

Zeph
Why do I have the urge to steal your helmet now…

I'll do it when I wake up… busy now…

-trudges off to the endless mess that is his room-

blindsk

Ochitsukanai
WHOA HEY YOU GUYS I'M RUNNING FOR MAYOR/PARDONER FOR ONCE. Either is fine. And I have a really good reason, check it out!

I'm one of the paramedics, and if I can find a valuable person I will protect him or her continually. So not only will I solve clues like a boss, I'll be able to protect someone else as well! This means that two important roles can be protected by only one person being in office.

We'll pretty much breeze through this like awesome coolkids, like it ain't no thing. The opposition will quietly lay down their morale and go gently into that good night, that's what I'm saying. There will be total and merciless annihilation of the wicked.

OCHITSUKANAI ‘11. Badass poster forthcoming.

Edit: Yeah, I pretty much meant “badass” as in “it’s gonna be badass because Zeph's drawing it,” check it out. A detective/paramedic mayor/pardoner duo is pretty much a fantastic idea. *avatar*

I haven't read your reasons yet and I wouldn't need to! Everyone knows that the degree of a qualified candidate is directly proportional to the length of their speech!

As a poli sci major I find this hilarious. I 2nd Ochi's opinion.

Hakoshen

jninjashadow
I dispute your perceived “class”, sir

Hence the fine print. And what isn't classy about a suit, a large chair and an indeterminate glass of transparent liquid?

It lacks a large hat and or monocle

. . .

I kinda want to run, but this late i doubt I'd get a vote… would people vote?

I dunno Jnina, you always have Jnina's angels to vote fo–HAHA. THE JOKE IS THEY ALL SUCCUMBED TO CROCTY'S ANGELS.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I GUESS YOU LACKED THE CHARM STAT TO PREVENT A LARGESCALE MUTINY. HAAAAHAHAHA.


….

Do you realise how long I've been waiting to say that? It's the only reason I came back.

Now I just have one other thing to do in a mafia game until my life is complete. One of these games…

leh sigh. one of these day's i'll be mayor. :(

I've never been mayor or the serial killer, *sigh* I think I've been everything else.
As well as:
-(I'm pretty sure about this one) having the most kills in a single action (4)
-Being the first GM to host a game where everybody dies
-having the highest percentage of fatalities (at least until the Last game) as GM
-probably dying the most (only two games out of 28, well, even the three games I GM'd I died)

(Wow, I sound like a braggart.)

jninjashadow

Hakoshen

jninjashadow
I dispute your perceived “class”, sir

Hence the fine print. And what isn't classy about a suit, a large chair and an indeterminate glass of transparent liquid?

It lacks a large hat and or monocle

. . .

I kinda want to run, but this late i doubt I'd get a vote… would people vote?

I'd be glad to add a monocle, but I don't think I could put a stylish hat over that hair.

2 hours and 10 minutes left to vote and such.
Votes have been updated

Ochitsukanai
Oh hell yes, I can tell already I'm gonna like you. <3

Thanks for the warm welcome!

A mafia virgin no more! Oh, and so many good posters…these are competitive times…

Voting over. Now calculating last minute votes and taking posters into account.
Narration in one hour.

Whoooooa. You guys. _>;

Zeph
This is why I don't wear a hat.

see i thought so too… until i looked in that closet behind the statue… so many hats zeph, so many hats

Zeph
… This Mafia needs more Rexington

yes. yes it does

also salsa… not anymore you don't… and thank you for my battleship!

I Am The 1337 Master
YOU STOLE PAINT FROM ME!!!

hee hee hee

Anthony Mercer
Hats? Cravats are far superior!

now add a bowler hat to that visage and be astounded by the sheer finery

jninjashadow
And Roku, you don't have the physical STATURE to steal my sky-scraping, God smacking, bird hitting, cloud dispersing, liqueur dispensing top hat.

i may not but now i have a battleship that does, and thats what matters