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same at 2:06PM, April 7, 2011
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Narration 1: Day one.

As Same was being wheeled out of the town various citizens clambered to the meeting place. A ninja was standing in the bar with a dog as a whistling theme played.
Zeph turned to the ninja.

“I didnt know you signed up.”
“Thats just how I play.”
“Flying stripclub?”
“Flying stripclub.”

And thus they got to work on their flying stripclub.

A message box appeared in the centre of the meeting place. Rokulily poked it with a stick. A large text box appeared in the sky. It read “Greetings players. As of this day the player with the highest and second highest score shall be given great powers.”

The box disappeared as did the text. The townsfolk looked baffled.

“Highest score? Whats that supposed to mean?” Mettaur said aloud.

Ochi noticed that there was a leaflet in place of the vanished message box
“It says we need to hold an election.”

The townsfolk talked among themselves. Much of the day had passed. Many people left in their votes. A small few did not.

The time had come. Much of the day had passed. It was time to declare the winners.

Another text box appeared.

“Congratulations. The winners are…”

It stayed still for a while.

“Press A to skip it!” Jay shouted from the building site.

The box continued.

“With a total of 6 votes. Ochitsukanai.”

A sash saying master player appeared around Ochi.


“And runner up with 4 votes”

Gullas was crossing his fingers and biting his lip.

“Zeph. Congratulations participants. You have won fabulous prizes.”

The text box disappears for the last time.

Zeph not noticing his sash goes about building his club with Jay.

“Nice sash Zeph.”
“Thanks Jay.”

The town calmed down and went their separate ways , Ochi was given a key to the Master players sanctuary and Zeph completely ignored what was going on. Jay got drunk and continuously fell off the building.
Day one is over. Night one begins.
You can send in your actions now.
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jninjashadow at 2:34PM, April 7, 2011
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And Roku, you don't have the physical STATURE to steal my sky-scraping, God smacking, bird hitting, cloud dispersing, liqueur dispensing top hat.
i may not but now i have a battleship that does, and thats what matters

. . . alright, we call it a draw


Narration
Jay got drunk and continuously fell off the building
Gravity… my one weakness…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Product Placement at 3:03PM, April 7, 2011
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And thus they got to work on their flying stripclub.
You guys are doing that again? Last time you guys attempted that stunt, it ended up resulting in an airborne battle.

Also, I've noticed a trend. Every time I'm the paranoid, is protected by someone or can survive the night in any other way, I end up being left alone by the evil nasties of townston.

But when I'm a normal townie…? Look out you guys! Product Placement is one crafty foe who needs to be taken out as quickly as possible. Heaven forbid that he's allowed to live the first night.

Will be interesting to see if this theory holds ground.
Those were my two cents.
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Mettaur at 3:17PM, April 7, 2011
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Wait, you guys are going to build the strip club again? I want in on this! I'll actually remember what I'm supposed to do this time, promise!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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ayesinback at 3:36PM, April 7, 2011
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Congratulations sash-winners Ochi and Zeph!

*poor Gullas. Since Roku didn't run off with his nifty red hat, I thought he had a chance*

Okay, on with cleaning up the town. After the last game my lawn is a wasteland of scorched dirt and I need to reseed. I'll be busy all game with this. It's an ungodly mess. So youse guys do what you do and kindly stay off my front yard.

oh - the dog chained to the fence? yes, he does bite.
under new management
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same at 3:37PM, April 7, 2011
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Before that though.

Surprise announcement.
Narration 1.5 Sunset.

Ochi gathered the town together.
Many where just about to go to bed.

“Whats all this? I had just put my bedtime monocle on.” Jninja said wearing his jack daniels pajamas.

“It would appear we havent had the instalynch yet.” Ochi said with a smile on her face.

Product placement poked his head out of his window which overlooked the meeting place.

“Whats all the racket?!”
“Ochi said were having an instalynch.”
“Its far to late for this. Im going back to sleep.”

Ochi cleared her throat.
“We're here tonight to boot a player from the game. Now I know its early and theres been no clues yet but I have a hunch.”

Jay adjusted his monocle which was later slapped off him by hakoshen
“Go on…”

“Were booting Blindsk.”

Blindsk looked from left to right and ran for the exit.

Jays dog lept after them.
They where quick. But not quick enough.
The dog jumped onto blindsk and in a matter of seconds Blindsk burst into magic gems.

Blindsk the turtleking is now diamonds.

The dog returned to Zeph with a mouthful of them.

“Good work Rexington.”
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crocty at 3:42PM, April 7, 2011
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Blindsk the turtleking is now diamonds.
Wait but….

That's some nice work.
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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ayesinback at 4:02PM, April 7, 2011
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Aw, Blindsk. Turtle-kinging so soon in your nascent mafia existence?! Turtle kings are not good for well-groomed lawns!

tsk tsk Well, I'm glad to see my taxpayer's dollars hard at work.
under new management
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jninjashadow at 4:08PM, April 7, 2011
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Blindsk the turtleking is now diamonds.

Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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gullas at 4:09PM, April 7, 2011
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so close, yet so far… oh and nice work with the turtleking!
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Ochitsukanai at 4:38PM, April 7, 2011
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Blindsk, we had to kill you this time, but please don't let it dissuade you from playing again. You were totally a nice and active player and I hope you'll come back next time!

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Mettaur at 4:46PM, April 7, 2011
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I found the Princess tied up in Blindsk's closet. And some toads, but who cares about them?

Also I'm working on Mafia Trading Cards, anyone wanna help? Here's the psychopath I made.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:13PM, April 7, 2011
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I also found the princess.

On my dick.



Now bad LANGUAGE aside how the hell did the “elected representatives” do something useful?

And…end statement.
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same at 5:53PM, April 7, 2011
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I Am The 1337 Master
I also found the princess.

On my dick.

Quit acting like a tit.
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Mettaur at 5:57PM, April 7, 2011
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I Am The 1337 Master
I also found the princess.

On my dick.

Quit acting like a tit.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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seventy2 at 6:15PM, April 7, 2011
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this game will be over quickly.
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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same at 6:21PM, April 7, 2011
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this game will be over quickly.

Or will it be over slowly?
No… most likely quickly.
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rokulily at 6:42PM, April 7, 2011
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Blindsk the turtleking is now diamonds.

it was nice having you play even if it was so shortlived… i hope you'll play again!
 
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Hakoshen at 7:01PM, April 7, 2011
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The wrath of Ochi



Holy… has that ever worked before?!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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shirkersama at 7:16PM, April 7, 2011
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Look out you guys! Product Placement is one crafty foe who needs to be taken out as quickly as possible. Heaven forbid that he's allowed to live the first night.


Meh
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BffSatan at 7:41PM, April 7, 2011
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Mother fucking bulls eye!

This game is already off to a good start.
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Salsa at 7:44PM, April 7, 2011
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Product Placement
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And thus they got to work on their flying stripclub.
You guys are doing that again? Last time you guys attempted that stunt, it ended up resulting in an airborne battle.

Also, I've noticed a trend. Every time I'm the paranoid, is protected by someone or can survive the night in any other way, I end up being left alone by the evil nasties of townston.

But when I'm a normal townie…? Look out you guys! Product Placement is one crafty foe who needs to be taken out as quickly as possible. Heaven forbid that he's allowed to live the first night.

Will be interesting to see if this theory holds ground.

Well it's not like it would have helped last game. D_Dude protected you every night and you were the tank so a successful kill on you would have required three attacks.


Edit: Sorry Blindsk, Hope you'll stick around for another game. and YAY! we gots a bad guy.
RAGE!
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rokulily at 7:49PM, April 7, 2011
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same
The wrath of Ochi

Holy… has that ever worked before?!
once. it was when same was mayor, instalynch the godfather too
 
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Product Placement at 8:27PM, April 7, 2011
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Product Placement
I've noticed a trend. Every time I'm the paranoid, is protected by someone or can survive the night in any other way, I end up being left alone by the evil nasties of townston.

But when I'm a normal townie…? Look out you guys! Product Placement is one crafty foe who needs to be taken out as quickly as possible. Heaven forbid that he's allowed to live the first night.

Will be interesting to see if this theory holds ground.
Well it's not like it would have helped last game. D_Dude protected you every night and you were the tank so a successful kill on you would have required three attacks.
Heh. I know but the point I was making is that every time I don't need to worry about attacks, nobody ever attacks me. It's only when I'm vulnerable to attacks that I suddenly find myself as a bullseye.
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Hakoshen
same
The wrath of Ochi
Holy… has that ever worked before?!
once. it was when same was mayor, instalynch the godfather too
I also managed to instalynch a baddie once and I think Monkey got one once. Could be others as well.
Those were my two cents.
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Salsa at 8:52PM, April 7, 2011
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@Product: True, but my point was that the tank has to be attacked twice in a night to be killed. Overkill I know, but it was fun wasn't it?
RAGE!
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Product Placement at 9:03PM, April 7, 2011
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Overkill I know, but it was fun wasn't it?


Oh, I had my fun.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Zeph at 9:18PM, April 7, 2011
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Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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blindsk at 9:20PM, April 7, 2011
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Aw, Blindsk. Turtle-kinging so soon in your nascent mafia existence?! Turtle kings are not good for well-groomed lawns!

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Salsa at 9:35PM, April 7, 2011
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Wait, I just realized, I don't think we've ever insta-lynched a player in their first game. Blindsk needs a title for that methinks.
RAGE!
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shirkersama at 10:37PM, April 7, 2011
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same
The wrath of Ochi

Holy… has that ever worked before?!
once. it was when same was mayor, instalynch the godfather too

I was the godfather that got instalynched.
Meh
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