Trust Niccea to LIE!
Ha! see what I did there?
That is some pretty clever arguing right there!
VOTE KITTY!
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harkovast
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Aghammer
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Yeah man!
harkovast
Trust her to LIE!
Ha! see what I did there?
That is some pretty clever arguing right there!
VOTE NICCEA!
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Salsa
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harkovastHark. I just chose to ignore the part about lifting yourself off the ground with guns. To do that, you would need a force greater than that of the force of gravity on your body. In essence, you'd need a 20mm cannon aimed at the ground to throw yourself up into the air.
Salsa I love how you can pick out one thing from the nonsense I spout while over looking the hundreds of massively more stupid points I make.
It is like a man catching a bullet in his teeth while allowing himself to be shot with a bazooka!
You question the presence of moonshine jugs at all deep south meals….yet you don't question the previous part of my description of American eating which involved lifting yourself into the air by firing yoru guns into the ground.
Anyway, you dont really know what life is like in the deep south as you don't really live there.
You are just part of an elaborate experiment into peoples inter net habits. The area out side your “house” is a sound stage, on which we just move the props and sets around to make you feel like you go to different places.
Your car never actually moves, we just move things around it.
You actually live at the bottom of my garden.
Look out of your window.
Do you see that one guy walking past?
That's me.
HI!
As for being in your garden, answer me two questions. A) What happened to my car at the first of May? B) What kind of car did I drive?
Vote Niccea for Mayor. Everyone knows that Southerners tell it like it is!
RAGE!
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waff
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pastelsame here.harkovast
NICCEA SUPPORTERS! LISTEN UP!
Niccea has already been mayor before, I think it is only fair to give new people a go at being in charge, rather then just passing around leadership between the regulars!
I agree with this a lot. :o
'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea
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Fine. The fish fry will have chips (the french fry kind not the potato crips) too. I can be multi-cultural.
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harkovast
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oooh Aghammer! Just for that I am turning off the oxygen to your house!
*cradles his moonshine jug and rocks back and forwards*
Salsa- As I just stated, you don't own or drive any car, we just move the set around he car we allow you to sit in, remember?
I cant remember everything that happens to you in your whacky adventures. I am not some ‘Salsa nerd’! It is probably on tv tropes somewhere though. Did I mention we film you and play it on the Fox Network?
You better start doing some more interesting stuff if you want a second season.
Also you just further proved you are not from the deep south, or indeed an American! You jsut admited to not owning at LEAST 2, 20mm cannons!
See? In the end, the bad guys always make one crucial mistake that trips them up!
(PS- I walked past your ‘house’ and you didn't wave! Wave out the window and show your appreciation!)
*cradles his moonshine jug and rocks back and forwards*
Salsa- As I just stated, you don't own or drive any car, we just move the set around he car we allow you to sit in, remember?
I cant remember everything that happens to you in your whacky adventures. I am not some ‘Salsa nerd’! It is probably on tv tropes somewhere though. Did I mention we film you and play it on the Fox Network?
You better start doing some more interesting stuff if you want a second season.
Also you just further proved you are not from the deep south, or indeed an American! You jsut admited to not owning at LEAST 2, 20mm cannons!
See? In the end, the bad guys always make one crucial mistake that trips them up!
(PS- I walked past your ‘house’ and you didn't wave! Wave out the window and show your appreciation!)
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Salsa
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Niccea is also the only one running that has displayed that she has a verifiable role.
All you guys need to do to discredit her is find the detective and check her role.
@ hark: 60 foot water oak versus an 02 silver Honda Accord, guess what I drive now! Also, I hate the stereotype that all people from the southeastern US drink moonshine. We don't. All of us down here don't own guns either. I have a Rutger shotgun I inherited from my step-dad and I guess his other guns since no one else has claimed them. (only four rifles and shotguns plus some pistols) I do own ten knives, eleven if you count the forging demonstration piece I got at the Knife show in Atlanta almost ten years ago.
All you guys need to do to discredit her is find the detective and check her role.
@ hark: 60 foot water oak versus an 02 silver Honda Accord, guess what I drive now! Also, I hate the stereotype that all people from the southeastern US drink moonshine. We don't. All of us down here don't own guns either. I have a Rutger shotgun I inherited from my step-dad and I guess his other guns since no one else has claimed them. (only four rifles and shotguns plus some pistols) I do own ten knives, eleven if you count the forging demonstration piece I got at the Knife show in Atlanta almost ten years ago.
RAGE!
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harkovast
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I dont like the idea of making someone mayor who has alreayd had a turn when there are people who have not had a turn still waiting.
Also Chicken, banana, baggy trousers, unrelated amphibian explosion.
That is all.
Niccea- I am multi-cultural too! I hate and fear a whole wide range of other cultures.
If you are reading this….
I HATE YOUR CULTURE!!
NOW VOTE KITTY!
Also Chicken, banana, baggy trousers, unrelated amphibian explosion.
That is all.
Niccea- I am multi-cultural too! I hate and fear a whole wide range of other cultures.
If you are reading this….
I HATE YOUR CULTURE!!
NOW VOTE KITTY!
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Ochitsukanai
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SalsaExactly.
Niccea is also the only one running that has displayed that she has a verifiable role.
I mean, “give everyone a chance” is the mentality that led to Baron getting the mayorship in Mafia VI, and that game was incredibly hard for the townies to win. It's pleasant-sounding, but not a good stratagem.
Harkovast - too bad for you that I'm utterly uncultured! Oh, wait. XD
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and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Salsa
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harkovast
I dont like the idea of making someone mayor who has alreayd had a turn when there are people who have not had a turn still waiting.
Also Chicken, banana, baggy trousers, unrelated amphibian explosion.
That is all.
Niccea- I am multi-cultural too! I hate and fear a whole wide range of other cultures.
If you are reading this….
I HATE YOUR CULTURE!!
NOW VOTE KITTY!
I might for a big fat bribe. we're talking a bribe to end bribes, from you and Kitty17.
RAGE!
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harkovast
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ochi you are uncultured? well make sure you stay that way!
I dont want any of that filthy culture getting in here!
However ochi, niccea is like your best comic buddy, so you probably just sit around voting each other mayor all day in real life anyway, taking turns to be mayor or pardoner around the big haunted mansion you both live in.
I dont want any of that filthy culture getting in here!
However ochi, niccea is like your best comic buddy, so you probably just sit around voting each other mayor all day in real life anyway, taking turns to be mayor or pardoner around the big haunted mansion you both live in.
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Niccea
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harkovastActually I voted for the pumpkin.
ochi you are uncultured? well make sure you stay that way!
I dont want any of that filthy culture getting in here!
However ochi, niccea is like your best comic buddy, so you probably just sit around voting each other mayor all day in real life anyway, taking turns to be mayor or pardoner around the big haunted mansion you both live in.
But the mansion is quite nice. You should come visit some time. We always welcome fresh blood.
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Salsa
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NicceaDoes that mean you're a Vampire?harkovastActually I voted for the pumpkin.
ochi you are uncultured? well make sure you stay that way!
I dont want any of that filthy culture getting in here!
However ochi, niccea is like your best comic buddy, so you probably just sit around voting each other mayor all day in real life anyway, taking turns to be mayor or pardoner around the big haunted mansion you both live in.
But the mansion is quite nice. You should come visit some time. We always welcome fresh blood.
RAGE!
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Niccea
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Well. Garlic makes me sick, my canines are prominent, and I hate sun light. So I think I might be a werewolf. But yeah.
Back on topic.
Vote for Niccea…
She might not bite you.
Back on topic.
Vote for Niccea…
She might not bite you.
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harkovast
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I intend to come over to the mansion dressed as a ghost pirate and try to scare the two of you off so I can get the secret treasure I found out about, buried under the mansion.
I keep leaving clues everywhere…but it IS a really cool ghost costume!
Jinkys!
VOTE KITTY!
I keep leaving clues everywhere…but it IS a really cool ghost costume!
Jinkys!
VOTE KITTY!
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kitty17
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Can I be scooby?
Vote for Kitty!
All she wants is a chance.
And to get rid of mafia of course!
Vote for Kitty!
All she wants is a chance.
And to get rid of mafia of course!
K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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Ochitsukanai
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harkovastGeez, Harkovast, no matter how much you gaze unabashedly through the sitting-room window, we'll never let you join our haunted ghost mayor elections/tea parties. JUST GIVE IT UP ALREADY.
However ochi, niccea is like your best comic buddy, so you probably just sit around voting each other mayor all day in real life anyway, taking turns to be mayor or pardoner around the big haunted mansion you both live in.
EDIT: Oh, and about that treasure. How do you know we didn't start the rumor ourselves so innocent treasure hunters would come by the house, thus providing Niccea with fresh blood? I merely ask. o_O
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and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Salsa
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*fatherly tone* Hark, don't make me get out my knives so I can test their sharpness on you.*/fatherly tone*
NICCEA for Mayor!!!
NICCEA for Mayor!!!
NICCEA for Mayor!!!
NICCEA for Mayor!!!
HOOORAY!!!
NICCEA for Mayor!!!
NICCEA for Mayor!!!
NICCEA for Mayor!!!
NICCEA for Mayor!!!
HOOORAY!!!
RAGE!
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InuYasha_Rules
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What are the total of votes? I want to see who is winning! I would also like to see if I need to change my vote to the winning side! lol
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Niccea
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-.-
Ok then Kitty. Since you are a “townie” I think you should give out a well reasoned post about why you should be mayor and how you intend to stop the mafia.
Ok then Kitty. Since you are a “townie” I think you should give out a well reasoned post about why you should be mayor and how you intend to stop the mafia.
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Salsa
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InuYasha_Rules
What are the total of votes? I want to see who is winning! I would also like to see if I need to change my vote to the winning side! lol
Then vote for Niccea. Not only is she the most trustworthy running ATM, she looks really good in an evening gown!
Niccea for MAYOR!!!
RAGE!
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Aghammer
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HAHA… cough, hey, what's going on… getting dizzy….
Salsa, can I have some moonshine too? It seems like we used to do illegal liquor delivery in one of the mafia games?? I miss those days…
Oh, and VOTE NICCEA (as Hark says!! )
Salsa, can I have some moonshine too? It seems like we used to do illegal liquor delivery in one of the mafia games?? I miss those days…
Oh, and VOTE NICCEA (as Hark says!! )
harkovast
oooh Aghammer! Just for that I am turning off the oxygen to your house!
*cradles his moonshine jug and rocks back and forwards*
Oh, and Vote NICCEA!! Please, for the love of God!!!
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martinlo_23
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Hi!…I know you may not know who I am! I just wanted to say to check my NEW post at the I say goodbye forum!
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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Salsa
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Aghammer
HAHA… cough, hey, what's going on… getting dizzy….
Salsa, can I have some moonshine too? It seems like we used to do illegal liquor delivery in one of the mafia games?? I miss those days…
Oh, and VOTE NICCEA (as Hark says!! )harkovast
oooh Aghammer! Just for that I am turning off the oxygen to your house!
*cradles his moonshine jug and rocks back and forwards*
Oh, and Vote NICCEA!! Please, for the love of God!!!
sorry ag i don't drink.
RAGE!
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therealtj
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Kitty: Godfather
Niccea: Mafia
Ochi: Mafia
Hark: MadHatter
Humorman: GOD AMONGST MEN
Niccea: Mafia
Ochi: Mafia
Hark: MadHatter
Humorman: GOD AMONGST MEN
“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Niccea
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Will beer do, Ag?
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Ochitsukanai
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therealtjWell, at least you got THAT part right.
Humorman: GOD AMONGST MEN
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martinlo_23
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I am too late to enter?
DarkMartio rules.(That's me.) The cake is a lie. I heard u lieks mudkips.
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Niccea
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martinlo_23Quite a bit, kid.
I am too late to enter?
But this is for you.
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Ochitsukanai
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A little too late for Mafia X. Why not stick around and get in on Mafia XI, though?
Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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