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Mafia XXV: TIME RAMPAGE!
TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 6:58PM, April 8, 2010
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NIGHT TWO NARATIVE!

A masked figure stalked his victom. He had done nothing so far. He wanted to see the lay of the land. Now that the paranoid was out of the way he could strike at suspects without fearing a hidden danger. He knew the man he stalked was a threat to the town. He pulled hold his gun at the ready. The man headed down a dark alley. The masked figure stopped at the alleys opening. It was dark. Only lit by the star light in on this moonless night. He could barly see his target. Gun at the ready he followed. He raised his gun and fired twice. Bullets flied through the air straight for the target. But before they could hit the target, he stumbled. The masked man swore at his targets luck as he chased after his now running target. Once the target got to the exist of the alley he turned to the right. Fearing he would lose his victom the masked man ran faster. When he got to the opening he turned just in time to see the target jump through an opened window. He ran to the window and jumped. He cursed when he got tangled in the curtains. By the time he got untangled the target was gone.

Failed kill attempt.


Else where a medic watched over his patient.


A figure shadowed his prey. He had gotten away last time but it would be different this time! Doing the same thing and expecting a different result was a perfect plan. His heart raised. The bitterness of his failed attempt last time would only make this kill all the more sweeter. His prey would get no warning. He deserved no warning! The prey seemed a bit frantic. He had been running when he had first caught sight of him and now he looked behind him consently. Making shadowing him all the more difficult. The prey stopped at a street corner and pulled out a GPS. While he was distracted the figure lept knife ready. He stopped dead in the air. He had hit something. The figure looked over his shoulder. “Laser curtain. The last one worked so well I decided to upgrade,” the prey said with a evil smile. “I'll get you yet!” shouted the attacker as he retreated into the shadows.

An other failed kill attempt.


Random was just minding his own business as he took a walk when a figure branishing a light saber appeared infront of him. “What Hakoshen came back from the dead!? ZOMBIE HAKOSHEN!!!” Random screamed. “I'm not Hak and I'm not a zombie,” the figure said with a sigh. “Lies! Only hak can use a light saber,” Random saw though his attackers lies. “FG game this to me cause it suited my style! In the future these are as common as laser pointers are today!” the figure said getting a little hot under the collar. He took a step forward when a figure lept out of the bushes. “Stop right there! I've been watching this person all night! Protecting him secretly and I will not let you harm him,” shouted the medic. “So you are a stalker,” the light saber wielding figure said. “I'm not a stalker! I'm just a medical professional keeping a watchful eye out for his patient,” the medic said. “Whatever makes you sleep better at night,” the figure said with a smile as he retreated. “But don't think your hot stuff just because I'm leaving. I'll be back,” and with that the figure dissappeared.

Yet agian another failed attempt!


A figure was just minding his own business cleaning his kitchen. He had the TV on in the next room so he could listen to his favorite show while he cleaned. He finished with the dishes was was moving on to the floor when he realized he couldn't hear the TV anymore. He went into the next room to check on what was going on. The TV was frozen with a face looking out at him. He froze. The face's eyes were locked on him. Then the face started to get closer. A figure steped out of the TV and raised a gun at him. “I'll make this short. You are mine now,” and with that said the figure shot a ray at him. The pain was unbelievable. Memories flashed in his mind. He was a mafia eagerly waiting for more guns only to be surprised with a med kit instead. A mafia with a med kit? What type of topsy turvy idea was that. But it was true. These memories. They were true. He was no longer who he had been. Now he was…

Future Godfather has used his ray to transform someone into an Hitman with a medkit from Mafia XV

Anthony Mercer ran for his life. He couldn't beleive his luck. He just happened to pick the alley with a dinosaur in it! “Rawr!” the dinosaur said as it ran after him. He turned into an alley at the next street he took a right and then a left. He couldn't hear the dinosaur anymore. He saw his car and felt hope rise up in him. If he could just make it into it he could drive away from this crazy hell whole with its dinosaurs! He ran to his car and jumped in. He quickly locked the doors. He heaved a sigh of relief. “Okay that was not cool. Leaving me behind and running from me like I was somekind of wild zoo animal on the loose.” Mercer turned to look in the back seat to see the dino. He didn't even have team to scream.

Anthony Mercer the Townie is dead.

PoorBoy was just sitting in his favorite chair watching his favorite TV show when he heard a crash come from the next room. He got up careful to make as little noise as he could. He had known he made enemies today. He argued with them and he got lynch votes. Then he went with them and they yelled at him! A figured walked into the room. He was talking on his cell phone. “Yeah I saw that show. It was good! The main character going to hell like that was awesome. Oh can you wait for a sec. I got some business to attend to,” the figure put the phone away and raised a gun. “Sorry about that. Didn't mean to waste your time.” and with that he let loose a run into PoorBoy. Then he put the phone back to his ear and continue to talk as he walked out of the room.

PoorBoyBlues the townie is dead.

Night Two is OVER!!
Day Three has BEGUN!!

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same at 7:05PM, April 8, 2010
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I WAS THE VELOCIRAPTOR!! Rawr!

Also raptors can sit?!
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ParkerFarker at 7:11PM, April 8, 2010
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oh, just back on the subject of Quiznos and sammiches, my mother just called me and put forth the query “would you perchance like to consume a subway sammich the length of an imperial foot?” to which I heartily responded “Yes please” so in your faces and up your noses and through your brains and out your ears!

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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same at 7:16PM, April 8, 2010
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But i dont want a subway. I want a quiznos. If only i had my conchord. But its in cuba getting washed.
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Product Placement at 7:19PM, April 8, 2010
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Damit! Poorboy was a townie and now we have a freaking mobster with a medkit?

Well, at least now we know that Kroatz is the Future Godfather.

One of our vigilantes attacked him tonight and he survived.

Vote for Kroatz. We need to take him down!
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jninjashadow at 7:27PM, April 8, 2010
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Eyes that follow, a apparent vigilante fail as claimed by our mayor? Ok, Kroatz, if you want me to vote you down, make your case.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Im voting for me. I think i did it… maybe

Vote Same as they mayor of your dead.
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rokulily at 9:10PM, April 8, 2010
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Zeph at 10:47PM, April 8, 2010
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Tinies vs the tall?
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Niccea at 10:53PM, April 8, 2010
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Bah! We can take them! The bigger they are, the more hurt they get when they fall.
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Kroatz at 12:27AM, April 9, 2010
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You shall never defeat the tall!
Oh and three failed kill attemts in one night?
Pathetic.
Also…
Hahahahahahahahaaaaah!
Thingy is mine!

but I'm not the FG, That's PP durr.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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Salsa at 12:33AM, April 9, 2010
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Just got off work at Jimmy John's. About to chow down on a number 9.
RAGE!
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gullas at 2:19AM, April 9, 2010
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SORRY GUYS, I'M PARTICIPATING IN CAPSLOCK DAY, SO ALL MY TEXT WILL BE WRITTEN IN CAPS TODAY.

… HMMM… I GUESS I'M JUMPING THE WAGON AND VOTING FOR KROATZ…
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:26AM, April 9, 2010
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rokulily

XD XD XD

You know I'm actually averge hieght. But I'd side with the shorties for the sheer fact that I'm still shorter than those freakishly tall people. 5'10" same as random. Wait if we are the same height and both like playing magic…We are the same person! Or rather we both are different personalities for the same body!


Also votes have been updated.

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Kroatz at 2:33AM, April 9, 2010
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I vote for Kroatz!
Lynch the bastard!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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harkovast at 2:47AM, April 9, 2010
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Kroatz, are you copying my tactics now?
(Cause they don't work!)

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Kroatz at 2:56AM, April 9, 2010
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yes I'm not.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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ParkerFarker at 4:28AM, April 9, 2010
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gullas
SORRY GUYS, I'M PARTICIPATING IN CAPSLOCK DAY, SO ALL MY TEXT WILL BE WRITTEN IN CAPS TODAY.

… HMMM… I GUESS I'M JUMPING THE WAGON AND VOTING FOR KROATZ…

STOP SHOUTING!!! YOU'RE HURTING MY EEAARRSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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rokulily


Thats so true :kitty:

Also Gullas. Capslock day is June 28th.
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Product Placement at 7:03AM, April 9, 2010
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That's right people. Lynch Kroatz. He tried to kill my father.

Those were my two cents.
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This space for rent.
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shirkersama at 7:36AM, April 9, 2010
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I'll vote for Kroatz because bandwagons are fun.
Meh
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Kroatz at 7:47AM, April 9, 2010
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Me too!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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rokulily at 10:11AM, April 9, 2010
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this reminds me that i still have to draw the bandwagon picture…

any others that i'm forgetting?
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Niccea at 10:23AM, April 9, 2010
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Salsa
Just got off work at Jimmy John's. About to chow down on a number 9.


MMMMMMM Jimmy Johns….it has been a while. My fiance's campus police department is raging war with them so we don't go there enough. The campus owns all the parking spaces in the Jimmy John's lot and their drivers are not putting money in the meters.
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Salsa at 2:28PM, April 9, 2010
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Niccea
Salsa
Just got off work at Jimmy John's. About to chow down on a number 9.


MMMMMMM Jimmy Johns….it has been a while. My fiance's campus police department is raging war with them so we don't go there enough. The campus owns all the parking spaces in the Jimmy John's lot and their drivers are not putting money in the meters.

Probably because the drivers keep getting stiffed on tips. (seriously, whoever said drunk people tip well is a bloody liar). I would normally side with the police, but c'mon, we dilevery guys help keep the store clean and deliver tasty awesomeness on french bread flavored awesome, and you can't even give us some bloody parking places? Also, the sandwhich was delicious, too bad the clubs cost a full $1.00 more.
RAGE!
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Mettaur at 2:41PM, April 9, 2010
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Hm, feeling hungry again, should I head to Zeph's Quizno, or Rokulily's bakery? I could really go for a turkey sub, but I also got a craving for some carrot cake. Such a difficult choice, I can't decide!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Product Placement at 2:46PM, April 9, 2010
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Why not have both?
Those were my two cents.
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Mettaur at 2:49PM, April 9, 2010
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Interesting suggestion…why not indeed? Anybody want me to pick up some cake and subs while I'm out?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 3:59PM, April 9, 2010
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*Me* Yeah, Mett. HEY METT!
*Mettaur* WHAT?
*Me* Pick me up a cupcake from Roku's!
*Mettaur* Regular or awesome?
*Me* Regular, I'm allergic to awesome…
*Mettaur* You payin'?
*Me* No man, I'm dying in two hours, so I'm kinda busy.
*Mettaur* Okay, I better hurry then.

And Mettaur bought Kroatz a cupcake and everything was rainbows and sunshine.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 4:08PM, April 9, 2010
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Mettaur
Hm, feeling hungry again, should I head to Zeph's Quizno, or Rokulily's bakery? I could really go for a turkey sub, but I also got a craving for some carrot cake. Such a difficult choice, I can't decide!

You could always make a turkey sub out of carrot cake. Just put the fixins inbetween two pieces of carrot cake.

Also I hate allergies. T.T

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