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Mafia XXV: TIME RAMPAGE!
Mettaur at 5:22PM, April 8, 2010
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I'm sitting in my office, drinking some tea, preparing for the seige of the night. I just hope everyone will be okay…then again, we're in a vault! And this one isn't being used for dangerous government experiments, so no worries! Time to visit the baker, I have a hankering for pie that just won't go away!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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rokulily at 5:36PM, April 8, 2010
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pie you say?

well i have all kinds of pies except for meat. mincemeat sure but no actually meat. sometimes i sell pie crusts to gullas but i don't know what he does with 'em.
 
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shirkersama at 5:37PM, April 8, 2010
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I'm making a “the end is nigh” sign in my cardboard box of a home. Y'know just so that if I die soon I'll be able to brag about having predicted it.
Meh
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Mettaur at 5:38PM, April 8, 2010
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Eh, none of that stuff, I'll just have a tart cherry pie. Sweet, tart, both are good, just can't have too much of either. I like to have varied types of pie, to an extent, of course. Strange Meat Pie is one of those I won't try.

EDIT: Waaaaait a minute! I thought Waff was the town hobo?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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How dare you use such a racist term as hobo! Theyre just house challenged.
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Mettaur at 5:45PM, April 8, 2010
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You do not want to start this. In this topic, you are dooming yourself to criticism, racist? No, not going to feed your hunger for on-line hatred, just going to eat my pie at this nice little table outside the bakery.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Theyre called jokes. I apologized for being a douche. Meaning from this point on its just humor.
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Mettaur at 5:49PM, April 8, 2010
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My bad, jst used to these things dragging on, you would not believe how much people carry on with the douche thing at Roblox, or Newgrounds for example. And now I apologize for assuming you were being a duche again.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Tis fine. Its not your fault.
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Zeph at 5:51PM, April 8, 2010
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You iz all the douches.


According to this … dunt dunt dunt…

THE ROCK WROTE! And I mean rock, as in a rock, and not asin the wrestler.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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gullas at 5:52PM, April 8, 2010
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rokulily
pie you say?

well i have all kinds of pies except for meat. mincemeat sure but no actually meat. sometimes i sell pie crusts to gullas but i don't know what he does with 'em.

well FYI, your crusts are actually a big part of my highly nutritional diet :)
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THE ROCK! Does not write. THE ROCK! Leaves his impression in the hearts of man. THE ROCK! Would like a burito.

Also! Gullas. One steak and kidney pie please. Dont stinge on the kindey.
Ill need it. I wanna feed myself well before my big exit from this world.

And the prime cuts of meat are my rump.
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Mettaur at 6:00PM, April 8, 2010
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Man, am I glad we have a bakery, but is Zeph telling the truth? A Quizno? Here? Or is it the same one I wandered and then arrived at?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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The hell is a quizno? This intrigues me. Can it be eaten?


EDIT: I just found out. AND I WANT ONE!


Just looking at this glorious thing makes my mouth water.
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jninjashadow at 6:03PM, April 8, 2010
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The rock stares into my very soul. He shows my all my regrets, my crimes, my sins. I now know the fear of all I have harmed, the rage of all those I have wronged. My mind is being ripped asunder, my fragile ego has been shattered, my sanity already stretched far beyond its limits has finally failed. I will never again drink an alcohol named ‘Cerebrum Rape’…

Also kudos to you Mettaur for rising above it all. Now all you must do is learn to distinguish between deuce-baggery and jokes.

And I now want a sandvich!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Salsa at 6:06PM, April 8, 2010
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DANG IT SAME!!!! I just ate.
RAGE!
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I am resisting to urge to go down stairs and make one. Im already in bed. I cant wait for the day a freshly made sammich can be downloaded.

Lol. Sammich piracy.
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Mettaur at 6:18PM, April 8, 2010
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Pirates? Are they fighting Ninjas? And is there popcorn?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Soldiers who chose to be there that are and were being led by idiots.

Celebrities dont diserve shit. Theyre making enough money. Do they need publicity? Nope.

So neither. Actual people dying in the streets, nations of people dying in natural disasters. That kinda stuff diserves priority.
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jninjashadow at 6:20PM, April 8, 2010
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Lol. Sammich piracy.
STOP RIGHT THEIR FIEND!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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CRAP! I have to hide these sammiches now! But where?… OM NOM NOM!
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jninjashadow at 6:33PM, April 8, 2010
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CRAP! I have to hide these sammiches now! But where?… OM NOM NOM!
A whimsical jest, but one cannot hide from Communism!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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rokulily at 6:34PM, April 8, 2010
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CRAP! I have to hide these sammiches now! But where?… OM NOM NOM!
the perfect crime
 
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I just ate communism… Does that make me a hero?
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ParkerFarker at 6:41PM, April 8, 2010
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well that depends… you commie bastard!

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Shush. Youre a zombie.
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Mettaur at 6:44PM, April 8, 2010
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We made manyy posts, up to 506 before Night Two has even been posted! Nice job everyone!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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ParkerFarker at 6:54PM, April 8, 2010
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Shush. Youre a zombie.

Curses! My plan is foiled!

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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jninjashadow at 6:54PM, April 8, 2010
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Mettaur
We made manyy posts, up to 506 before Night Two has even been posted! Nice job everyone!
ADDING TO TOTAL IS CREDIT TO TEAM!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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IS CREDIT TO TEAM!
HWG!
You sir are *BLEEPIN* credit to team!

I forgot mett dont like cussin. potteh mouth
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