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Mafia XXVII: The Infection of Townston
TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 9:59PM, May 10, 2010
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Zeph
Anyone else think this games going rather slow? Or is it just because I'm dead?
I think it is going to slow as well. But that could just because I'm undead.

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Zeph at 10:02PM, May 10, 2010
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You're undead in DND too.

I guess I'm just impatient to dress people up like the fastfood mafia.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:10PM, May 10, 2010
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Zeph
You're undead in DND too.

I guess I'm just impatient to dress people up like the fastfood mafia.

We should do the idea I brought up a long time ago. Having four teams. Wendy's, McD, KFC, King.


McD team has Ronald, Hamburglar and two McNugget Buddies. I don't know the rests teams but it would be badass.

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shirkersama at 10:19PM, May 10, 2010
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Wendys could have Wendy and zombie Dave Thomas.
Meh
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:39PM, May 10, 2010
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shirkersama
Wendys could have Wendy and zombie Dave Thomas.

FACT: I have never eaten at Wendy's

FACT: I read an arguement agianst recycling and the guy kept saying “FACT:”

FACT: Using “FACT:” does not lead to crediblity.

FACT: It actually makes me think he isn't sprouting facts

FACT: Opposing viewpoints shouldn't have put his article in their book.

FACT: They should of used a better arguement.

FACT: I probably should stop saying “FACT:”

FACT: PP should be in the Opposing Viewpoint series.

FACT: I'm probably getting annoying now.

FACT: I'm bored T.T

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shirkersama at 11:11PM, May 10, 2010
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FACT: Everytime someone says fact it reminds me of The Office

FACT: BEARS BEATS BATLSETAR GALACICA!

FACT: I just read No Talent

FACT: It was brilliant

FACT: I'm also very bored right now

FACT: I'm tired of typing the word fact.

Meh
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:25PM, May 10, 2010
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shirkersama
FACT: Everytime someone says fact it reminds me of The Office

FACT: BEARS BEATS BATLSETAR GALACICA!

FACT: I just read No Talent

FACT: It was brilliant

FACT: I'm also very bored right now

FACT: I'm tired of typing the word fact.



Yeah fact isn't a very exciting word when used over and over again. Not like Harkovast! You can say that over and over!

Harkovast! Harkovast! Harkovast!

*Waits for Hark to appear*

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Anthony Mercer at 11:29PM, May 10, 2010
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Well, now I'm dead, I may not be able to give any new information, but I don't see why I wouldn't be able to point you towards my old information:

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?pid=768462&cid=243&tid=53235#768462

Believe in a townie victory!

Kroatz
Hmmm… Penis Ooze. Yummie.
(Even in death I am here to annoy!)
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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same at 1:19AM, May 11, 2010
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Gimme a while and later ill make the first page of non anthro-vast. lol!
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Kroatz at 1:50AM, May 11, 2010
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Anthony Mercer
Kroatz
Hmmm… Penis Ooze. Yummie.
(Even in death I am here to annoy!)

Agh!

same
Gimme a while and later ill make the first page of non anthro-vast. lol!

I'll do page two!


TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Yeah fact isn't a very exciting word when used over and over again. Not like Harkovast! You can say that over and over!

Harkovast! Harkovast! Harkovast!

*Waits for Hark to appear*

You need to turn three times too, and stand in front of a billboard!
Comidion.deviantart.com
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same
Gimme a while and later ill make the first page of non anthro-vast. lol!

I'll do page two!


Collaborative effort! We should make this a project.
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Kroatz at 1:59AM, May 11, 2010
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same
Collaborative effort! We should make this a project.

We will just use the same panneling as harkovast right? Same text same everything! kind of a tribute.
Comidion.deviantart.com
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jninjashadow at 4:47AM, May 11, 2010
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So, judging by advanced math calculations (a > b) and grand technologies(an abacus)I have decided that the zombies have this one. Tonight's narration will be the finale. However, since I am fun, I will give one action to everyone still alive. Just send in something funny or awesome you want to happen and I will make it so (I reserve the right to say no if it's OP or kinda stupid). Oh, and zombies, if there is someone specific you want to take down, tell me. It`s been fun being the GM, but I guess my times coming to a close. Ah well. GM election thread Right here.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Product Placement at 5:30AM, May 11, 2010
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same
Collaborative effort! We should make this a project.
We will just use the same panneling as harkovast right? Same text same everything! kind of a tribute.
Heh. Non-Anthro-Vast.

It's Harkovast for the furry haters.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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harkovast at 11:39AM, May 11, 2010
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*appears becuase someone said his name 3 times*

non-anthro vast?
Perhaps you should call it “Human-vast”?
I wonder if we will be able to get zeph to read it?

I love the concept, it sounds hillarious! I look forward to seeing what you come up with.

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:48AM, May 11, 2010
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same
Kroatz
same
Gimme a while and later ill make the first page of non anthro-vast. lol!

I'll do page two!


Collaborative effort! We should make this a project.
Count me in!

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Zeph at 12:04PM, May 11, 2010
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Zeph=Defiant lil bastard.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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same at 1:15PM, May 11, 2010
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Cant wait. Ill read them side by side to compare.
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Product Placement at 1:28PM, May 11, 2010
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Kroatz
Ladies and gentlemen. I have taken upon me the task of creating hakrovast (I know it's spelled differently) A non-anthro version of Harkovast! Page one is already done and I will show ALL of you the result very quick!
Damn. That's pretty awesome.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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alwinbot at 2:25PM, May 11, 2010
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Man, now I want to help.
Read this comic. It is the greatest journal comic ever written and drawn. Trust me.
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Mettaur at 2:40PM, May 11, 2010
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Come on, no one wants to go out with a fight? Make a team, charge the zombie base? Make a epic last narration battle?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 5:53PM, May 11, 2010
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TFGM
FACT: I probably should stop saying “FACT:”
Fact: that's more of an opinion…I guess…


And yes, it's been a long game.

A LOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG GAME.
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jninjashadow at 6:26PM, May 11, 2010
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Night 6 aka final Narration
They ran. All who were left ran. Hakoshen led them, followed by poorboyblues and maru who were themselves followed by Retaya and Random. The were running from the hoard. They could hear their roars and hisses. From the pack, one was catching up. 1337 was running faster than rotted legs should carry. Hakoshen turned to face him. “Go on with out me!” Hak shouted to the other survivors, “I got this one!” He drew his spear and readied himself. He screamed at 1337 as he charged, skewering him onto the spear. However the raw force of 1337's running rocketed him down the length of the weapon. Within seconds, he was face to face with Hak. “Well… shit…”
Hakoshen the spartan vigilante has joined the hoard
When they heard his scream, they ran faster. The survivors made it to the Townston clock tower (the only remaining structure of Jninja's administration). The climbed up the ladder, then destroyed it so no zombies could follow. Random seemed optimistic, “Don't worry guys! I'm sure zombies can't climb!” Poor boy looked out the window and grew quite grave, “um… looks like they ca-” Random cut him off immediately, “ZOMBIESCAN'TCLIMB!ZOMBIESCAN'TCLIMB!ZOMBIESCAN'TCLIMB!” Maru shook her head. They were done. With everyone's pre-death pessimism, no one noticed Retaya who was calling someone on a radio. “Oh, I see you now!” she said as a helicopter flew into view. It wore a Parasol logo. “See ya guys!” she shouted as she mounted the helicopter's ladder. “Wait!” Shouted maru, “Are you just going to leave us here?” Retaya smiled and let a dramatic pause flow in the air, “Yeah, no better way to take out witnesses than a nuke!” The others freaked out. “A NUKE?” Shouted poor boy, “Why?” Retaya stared at him like he'd asked something crazy. “Duh. To kill the zombies! I'm calling it when I get to the base!” As the helicopter dangled for its passenger's conversation, a zombie climbing the tower saw an opportunity. TFGM flung his rotted corpse with all his might, landing with a fwump on the Helicopter's tail. Retaya screamed “GET OFF! YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!” When it became clear TFGM had no such intention, Retaya drew her gun. He looked up with large undead puppy-dog eyes, “I just wanted a taste!” She blew TFGM into chuncklettes.
TFGM the everlasting pardoner, bringer of bloodbaths, the Imperialist of Townston, first one to receive three titles, record holder of titles and the wearer of the green hat zombie has been crushed by big business
As it so happened, one of the TFGM chunks made it into the rear rotter. With a sick groan, the blades failed, and the chopper went down.
We gotta black hawk down!
Retaya climbed from the wreckage and looked up with horror. Before her was the alpha omega. Parasol's pet. The beginning of this whole series of events, Mettaur the Case 0. He stood now 10 feet tall, the virus mutating him into some horrifying new form. His hands were now claws, his head shrunken into his torso, and a large eye ball sat in his right shoulder. He stood on a chariot made from the roof of the loot & hooch and it was pulled by several pigs. Truly it was an odd sight to behold. He pointed down at Retaya. “Begone.” As he spoke, his claw doubled in size.
Retaya the dramatic man from parasol is gone
Mettaur roared a war cry that his zombie minions resonated ever louder. He cried up to the last three “We are the Hoard. Surrender now! resistance is futile. You WILL be assimilated.” As he made his threat, the bulk of his zombies made it in the windows. The survivors huddled together as the zombies stalked forth. Rokulily stood forward from the crowd and hissed in her witch voice “Come, yo would like being dead…” She swung at maru scratching her cheek and drawing blood. The sight of her own blood caused a drastic change in Maru. She drew her knife and charged at Rokulily shouting like a mad man and crying profusely. She tackled Rokulily and began to stab at her wildly, but Rokulily was not going to take the beating and with a mightly kick maru was flung back a few feat. Both hopped to their feet and stared at each other. A breeze blew through the tower, and then the two charged. A splash of blood was seen. Maru's hands flew to her neck, deep cuts now lined her throat.
Maru the last rager and paranoid pardoner died with four new hole across her neck
Rokulily stood still. The breeze rolled through the tower again, toppling over Rokulily with the knife lodged nicely in her chest.
Rokulily the minister of cuteness and mayor witch was thoroughly stabbed
The zombies continued to advance. “Well that was nice and all,” poorboy said as he drew a pair of pistols, “but let me show you how to do it!” he unleashed a hail of bullets into the hoard. eight zombies fell, and he got GracehFaceh in the leg. As she went down, poorboy heard a monstrous scream. 1337 ran in, spear still in his abdomen, charging the two remaining survivors. The two just sidestepped as 1337, unable to stop, went clean out the window. Poorboy felt a pain run up his leg. He turned down to see that Graceh and dragged herself to him, his sidestepping bringing him right into bite range. “Dammit!”
Poorboyblues the Gunslinger has been turned
Finally it was just Random. He looked to the hoard as it closed in. “I WON'T GIVE YOU THE SATISFACTION!” Random declared as he ran to the window. He stood on the windowsill and tried to flip of the hoard. After realizing that stick figures had no fingers, he jumped.
Randomdudeperson the confusing took the cowards way out
With the town now fully infected, Mettaur rallied his troops, the new and the old. As the plague spread, the virus' power grew. Soon, even the recently dead were joining the ranks of the shambling horrors. With the entirety of Townston at his beck and call, Mettaur began his lifeless campaign across the world.
Mafia XXVII: The Infection of Townston has ended. Zombie victory!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur at 6:47PM, May 11, 2010
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Muhahaha! I bet you didn't expect that! Me, the biggest clue solver, was Case 0 himself! then again, that's usually how these games play out, isn't it? But still, I'm smug!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 7:09PM, May 11, 2010
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Mettaur
Muhahaha! I bet you didn't expect that! Me, the biggest clue solver, was Case 0 himself! then again, that's usually how these games play out, isn't it? But still, I'm smug!
Biggest clue solver? You?


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Hakoshen at 7:11PM, May 11, 2010
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I KNEW I should have killed you two nights ago. Oh but for the flip of a coin were you spared!

Still… that was interesting. How many people did I kill in this game? Five?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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alwinbot at 7:12PM, May 11, 2010
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Lol, I did nothing.
Read this comic. It is the greatest journal comic ever written and drawn. Trust me.
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Niccea at 7:35PM, May 11, 2010
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Mettaur
Muhahaha! I bet you didn't expect that! Me, the biggest clue solver, was Case 0 himself! then again, that's usually how these games play out, isn't it? But still, I'm smug!
But you are not the smuggest!
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Product Placement at 8:19PM, May 11, 2010
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Hakoshen
How many people did I kill in this game? Five?
Would one of those people be me?

Seriously, who killed me? That hamstard never came clean to me.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:35PM, May 11, 2010
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Product Placement
Hakoshen
How many people did I kill in this game? Five?
Would one of those people be me?

Seriously, who killed me? That hamstard never came clean to me.
Twas *Dramatic music* I!

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