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Mafia XXXI: Kicking It Old School
Mettaur at 6:36PM, July 12, 2010
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That puppy looks possesed. No creature of god has that much of a shine in their eyes…
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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rokulily at 6:40PM, July 12, 2010
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this is super hard. i want to vote puppies, but i don't want a puppy to die, and ochi is riding a panda. a panda.

and then people are asking me to vote for them… don't know what to dooooo…


i dunno mett, i can get some shiny eyes going. bet maru can too.
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Mettaur at 6:42PM, July 12, 2010
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That's something different, a NEWBORN puppy couldn't have learned that mind-trick by yet! It must be something dark and evil in that pup, something that should not be spared…

Also, you have no love for the orphan kittens?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Hakoshen at 6:51PM, July 12, 2010
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Wow, I don't think I've ever seen this many people running for mayor at the same time. And we've got puppies, awesomesauce, and more puppies… in dire peril. And a woman riding a panda with a trident. Holy crap.

But I already voted. I'm past the days of asking for bribes I never receive, or being mesmerized by cool posters which, admittedly have a great deal of “omgIwannavoteforthat” factor, or arguments about who will do what to who and with what variety of spoon.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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rokulily at 6:51PM, July 12, 2010
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Mettaur
That's something different, a NEWBORN puppy couldn't have learned that mind-trick by yet! It must be something dark and evil in that pup, something that should not be spared…

Also, you have no love for the orphan kittens?

and you're threatening orphan kittens now?! this is like the bakery incident all over again mett! disappointment.
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same at 6:52PM, July 12, 2010
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Vote me, and I will not drop a bus full of mewling kittens into the crocodile pit. Consider that.

Vote for me, the saviour of kittens!

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Zeph at 6:54PM, July 12, 2010
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Whats the awsomesauce Hako?
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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jninjashadow at 6:55PM, July 12, 2010
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Rokulily
and you're threatening orphan kittens now?! this is like the bakery incident all over again mett! disappointment.
Yeah Mett, at least I brought MY OWN pup.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Hakoshen at 6:57PM, July 12, 2010
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Whats the awsomesauce Hako?

Hah, as if you have to ask, good sir.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Mettaur at 7:00PM, July 12, 2010
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Rokulily
and you're threatening orphan kittens now?! this is like the bakery incident all over again mett! disappointment.
Yeah Mett, at least I brought MY OWN pup.
No one listens to the nice guy, it's the people who are willing ot take a risk, to make a sacrifice, that win in the end. That save the town.

…also, pulling out the ultimate bribe now. No Fallout jokes at all, and I will limit the pervy jokes.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Salsa at 7:02PM, July 12, 2010
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Vote for me.



I have Manly Unicorns.
RAGE!
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Mettaur at 7:03PM, July 12, 2010
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That's Roku's territory.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Ochitsukanai at 7:05PM, July 12, 2010
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Hakoshen
or arguments about who will do what to who and with what variety of spoon.
Dammit, Hakoshen, RIGHT after I composed my brilliant argument about how I intended to eviscerate the godfather with nothing but a Victorian-era shrimp fork.

Ugh, what timing. Fuhgeddaboutit. -disgusted handwave-

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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maru at 7:05PM, July 12, 2010
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i dunno mett, i can get some shiny eyes going. bet maru can too.
Yep, I do it a lot
Innocence proves a good lawyer.
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rokulily at 7:08PM, July 12, 2010
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Mettaur
That's Roku's territory.

nah, i cornered the badass unicorn market. manly unicorns aren't always badass.
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Hakoshen at 7:12PM, July 12, 2010
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Hakoshen
or arguments about who will do what to who and with what variety of spoon.
Dammit, Hakoshen, RIGHT after I composed my brilliant argument about how I intended to eviscerate the godfather with nothing but a Victorian-era shrimp fork.

Ugh, what timing. Fuhgeddaboutit. -disgusted handwave-

I'm… sorry?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Im not voting for salsa because he seems desperate.
Im not actually running. I just though everyone was being popular by telling people to vote for them so i joined in.
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jninjashadow at 7:15PM, July 12, 2010
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Figure I should remind you all that for reasons unknown, I am completely incompetent at being evil in Townston. When I'm a Townie, I do a lot of good for the team. A LOT of good. Seriously, I'm the safest bet, cause if I am evil, I'm going t blow this big time, if I'm a Townie we may pull this off with minimum casualties. Well that's just my opinion. Based on records. That I've seen with my own two eyes.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Salsa at 7:22PM, July 12, 2010
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same
Im not voting for salsa because he seems desperate.
Im not actually running. I just though everyone was being popular by telling people to vote for them so i joined in.

No, desperate is threatening Puppies and Kitties with violence. (Glares at Jninja and Mett)

I, on the other hand, uphold the proud traditions of southern politicians. I will be cordial and polite. No reason to get nasty now. ;)
RAGE!
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jninjashadow at 7:24PM, July 12, 2010
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Salsa
No, desperate is threatening Puppies and Kitties with violence. (Glares at Jninja and Mett)

I, on the other hand, uphold the proud traditions of southern politicians. I will be cordial and polite. No reason to get nasty now. ;)
*grumbles* The puppy started it
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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maru at 7:28PM, July 12, 2010
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Interestingly, holding hostages is not the worst thing those two have done in the meta-game…
Innocence proves a good lawyer.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 7:28PM, July 12, 2010
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Does being made out of cats give me any votes?

Also. Me and Salsa have started this http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?cid=236&tid=53968

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Product Placement at 7:30PM, July 12, 2010
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So petting/threatening puppies and kittens is what gets you votes these days, huh?

Well look no further. I have the perfect solution for everyone. All of your animal companions will get their fare share of pleasurable petting, thanks to my patented pet petter.




…and for the more sadistic personnels, please enjoy this complimentary scream emulator.




Finally, since no one is more receptive to bribes then Hark, allow me to offer you this handy avatar.

Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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jninjashadow at 7:30PM, July 12, 2010
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No more of a bonus than the one I get for my raging alcoholism…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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jninjashadow at 7:37PM, July 12, 2010
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Hello, my name is… um… RAYninjashadow yes, that'll do And I think it would be a smashing idea to put that handsome, drunken stud Jninjashadow into office!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 7:42PM, July 12, 2010
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jninjashadow

Hello, my name is… um… RAYninjashadow yes, that'll do And I think it would be a smashing idea to put that handsome, drunken stud Jninjashadow into office!
I would Ray, can I call you Ray? Well Ray I would but I need to redeem myself for past…umm incidents of mass death.

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Salsa at 7:45PM, July 12, 2010
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jninjashadow

Hello, my name is… um… RAYninjashadow yes, that'll do And I think it would be a smashing idea to put that handsome, drunken stud Jninjashadow into office!
I would Ray, can I call you Ray? Well Ray I would but I need to redeem myself for past…umm incidents of mass death.

Hence why You are known as TFGM the Bringer of Bloodbaths.

Also, Do forgive my partner in the B.U.G. project he's just a wee bit drunk.
RAGE!
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TFGM
Have to make up for actions in an forum game that actually has no effect on anyones real lives.
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Zeph at 7:53PM, July 12, 2010
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Killing shits just fun.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:06PM, July 12, 2010
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same
TFGM
Have to make up for actions in an forum game that actually has no effect on anyones real lives.

Yep. That sums it up quite nicely XD

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