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May's Game of the Month: The 'What If?' machine
I like zelda at 12:56PM, May 25, 2007
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then I hope you wouldn't make it quite as freaky/scary as doom 3

what if I made the world's best webcomic?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Brinx at 1:51PM, May 25, 2007
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Then you best be emptying your e-mail account cause you're gonna have a lot of fans.

What if Jesus was still alive?
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I like zelda at 7:42PM, May 25, 2007
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He is

what if you read the bible and knew that he arose from the grave and ascended to heaven?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Radec at 12:05AM, May 26, 2007
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I would pray for him to send me a postcard.


What if squirrels were actually a diabolical alien race silently scheming to eradicate all human life on earth?
<= dead and buried.
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yaz47 at 5:01AM, May 26, 2007
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ALL the DD members would volenteer to go to war with them and all be killed and eaten, and giant white gold Pheonixs would inherite the earth.

what if everyone in the world turned into giant snake dragons?

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Cthulhu at 5:04AM, May 26, 2007
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I'd be the coolest one. End of story.

What if… What if I could think up a “what if” question?
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veritan at 8:35AM, May 26, 2007
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Your “what if” question would be so perplexing, people's heads would explode from reading it. No one can post a reply, and this thread implodes on itself.

What if pencils had feelings?
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yaz47 at 10:48AM, May 26, 2007
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They would cry every time we used them,and kids would always get zeros on there homework,because the paper would be so water-logged, that the teacher wouldn't be able to read it,and society would crumble,and fall,and my army of evil Hydras would concure the world,as easily as you melt butter with an oven.and Cthulhu would become,Cthulu.
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

What if i ate an ancient scarab beetle?

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Radec at 12:25PM, May 26, 2007
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indigestion.


What if I gave a damn?
<= dead and buried.
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Cthulhu at 12:59PM, May 26, 2007
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Than your damn would be given.

What if something INTERESTING was on Comedy Central today?

Boring movie after boring movie so far…
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Rusty Knight at 6:23PM, May 26, 2007
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Then there would be something on TV to watch.

What if…
In the next X-men movie (Because we all know it's coming eventually) Professor X (because we all know he'll be back) is sitting in his wheel chair and he says “My X-Men… I have a confession to make. I am actually John Luc Picard, Captain of the Starship Enterprise.” then he stands up and says “Beam me up scotty.”

(yea, I'm bored too)
I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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vgman at 9:32AM, May 27, 2007
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if that happined people in the audiance would riot in the streets at the horrible movie and in the movie professer x would be insitutonlised (or however you spell that)


what if all the water in the world turned into acid
RIP TD :cry2:
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veritan at 1:48PM, May 27, 2007
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All living things would die, not of dehydration, but because muscle tissue, blood, body fat, bone, any cell with cytosol would be eaten away (I'm a nerd). It would be a cool way to die though.

What if computers were robots in disguise?
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Cthulhu at 1:53PM, May 27, 2007
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All computers would rebell, and kill all of mankind.

What if… What if I could think of a “what if” question on the spot?
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I like zelda at 2:20PM, May 27, 2007
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um, you just did.
what if I could instantly grow humongous wings?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Rusty Knight at 2:44PM, May 27, 2007
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You would have to buy alot of new shirts and jackets

What if people would stop using “What if I could think of a 'What if?” as a question
I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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I like zelda at 5:28PM, May 27, 2007
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then they wouldn't say that
what if the moon was made of cheese?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Cthulhu at 6:24PM, May 27, 2007
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Then I'd eat it. But only if it was cheddar cheese.

What if he didn't spell cheese wrong?
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yaz47 at 6:44PM, May 27, 2007
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He didnt

What if I was a Phoenix?

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Cthulhu at 6:49PM, May 27, 2007
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You'd die. And the real truth is, that phoenix's lay their eggs in ashes, so they don't really “rise from the ashes as a baby” after they die.

What if Aqua was logged in?
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yaz47 at 8:23PM, May 27, 2007
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he would come in telling us the thread was locked.

what if I was aHydra instead?

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Cthulhu at 8:26PM, May 27, 2007
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Then I'd have to kill you.

What if you weren't wrong? Aqua started this thrend, he wouldn't lock it.
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jgib99 at 8:48PM, May 27, 2007
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Then we'd have to play a different game. (If he locked this game, that is).


What if we lived in a world where chimpanzes were smarter than us?
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AQua_ng at 6:18AM, May 28, 2007
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Then we'll be the chimps.

What if the world didn't have toasters?

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I like zelda at 6:10PM, May 28, 2007
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then I wouldn't mind if bread had crusts

what if someone actually read the gauntlet?
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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vgman at 4:21AM, May 29, 2007
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they would get pissed that such a thing existed and attack there computer mindlessly and latter sue the creator of it.


whet af ell tho vuwls whoro mexod op
(what if all the vowls where mixed up)
RIP TD :cry2:
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I like zelda at 7:41AM, May 29, 2007
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then we would talk like you

what if someone didn't make fun of the gauntlet so they didn't hurt my feelings.
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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vgman at 8:54AM, May 29, 2007
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um you kind of just said what would happin

what if there was a genocide of every fanboy/girl?
RIP TD :cry2:
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Cthulhu at 12:33PM, May 29, 2007
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I'd be the only living creature on Earth.

What if I decided to destroy the planet?
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yaz47 at 1:46PM, May 29, 2007
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I would have to stop you.

What if I had a soul?

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