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strong414bad at 3:55PM, June 26, 2007

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You can't buy the internet on the internet.

Why hello there.

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leopardprintstars at 5:36AM, July 19, 2007

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an imaganary friend

…they stopped selling them on ebay i think?

please dont ask how i know that…..

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joe_vee at 11:18AM, July 19, 2007

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a MAKING FIENDS t-shirt

>< Why?! WHYYYY!!

~ You Are What You Love, Not What Loves You ~

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kayoanno at 8:46AM, July 24, 2007

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…a forum without flamers and/or noobs.
*suddenly reminded of batsu.org….* UGH.

I conquered HTML!!!
*flails arms*

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Cthulhu at 8:50AM, July 24, 2007

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kayoanno
…a forum without flamers and/or noobs.

Not true. I go to two forums. This one, and the other is the forum for Hello-Cthulhu. No one ever flames, or… uh… “noobifies” there.

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Ocka at 1:32PM, July 24, 2007

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A magical Unicorn that eats squirrels and is named Bob.

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GOD_OF_DEATH at 10:16PM, Nov. 18, 2007

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An aglet
the little plastic thing on the end of your shoelace.

I miss BABAARS NINJAAR house, great memories, Ah, APPLES to APPLES

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crocty at 11:28AM, Nov. 19, 2007

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You can't find good comics!

SWISH!

I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.

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GOD_OF_DEATH at 11:56AM, Nov. 19, 2007

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someones homework.

I miss BABAARS NINJAAR house, great memories, Ah, APPLES to APPLES

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Rutger at 12:01PM, Nov. 19, 2007

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Wron. There's lods of sites were you can get bookreports and stuff like that, i.e. someones homework. This myth has been busted!

K.A.L.A.-dan! rutGAR desu!

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crazyninny at 1:54PM, Nov. 19, 2007

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I know something you can't get off the internet!

The meaning of life.

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Fenn at 1:39AM, Nov. 20, 2007

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GOD_OF_DEATH
An aglet
the little plastic thing on the end of your shoelace.

Wrong. Click this to order aglets.

crazyninny
I know something you can't get off the internet!

The meaning of life.

Au contraire!

Click here to buy The Meaning of Life.

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Custard Trout at 4:57AM, Nov. 20, 2007

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Hmmm, how about:

Love?

The centre of a star?

That strange, musty smell you get in forests after it rains?

A reason I'm not going to the lecture that starts in five minutes other than ‘I can’t be arsed'?

Hey buddy, you should be a Russian Cosmonaut, and here's why.

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Rutger at 6:45AM, Nov. 20, 2007

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Custard Trout
Hmmm, how about:

Love?

A reason I'm not going to the lecture that starts in five minutes other than ‘I can’t be arsed'?

Love: datingsites.

A reason: Drunkduck.

I bet you can get a spraycan of that scent on ebay or something, along with the center of a star, but I'm afraid you'll get ripped off. Don't believe what the internet tells you!

K.A.L.A.-dan! rutGAR desu!

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Sidwarrious at 6:50AM, Nov. 20, 2007

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crazyninny
I know something you can't get off the internet!

The meaning of life.

All you have to do is ask Sid the All-Knowing and he will tell you.

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Rutger at 9:25AM, Nov. 20, 2007

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Sidwarrious
crazyninny
I know something you can't get off the internet!

The meaning of life.

All you have to do is ask Sid the All-Knowing and he will tell you.

Which in turn means that the mening of life can be aquired on the internets.

Oh great Sid, enlighten us! What is the meaing of life!?

Don't say 42

K.A.L.A.-dan! rutGAR desu!

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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 5:21PM, Nov. 22, 2007

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GOD_OF_DEATH
An aglet
the little plastic thing on the end of your shoelace.

WAY TO BUMP A THREAD ASSHOLE.

i will also like to know you the more

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Jeegoo at 6:20PM, Nov. 22, 2007

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The entire first season of Digimon on DVD.

In english.

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bloodking153 at 2:52PM, Nov. 26, 2007

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A duck that is drunk xP

LLH=Laughing like hell

copyrighted
not xP

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bloodking153 at 2:56PM, Nov. 26, 2007

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a book…….about me, unless someone is spying on me and writing one

LLH=Laughing like hell

copyrighted
not xP

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reignonyourparade at 6:47PM, Nov. 27, 2007

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Free time.

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Puff_Of_Smoke at 7:21PM, Nov. 27, 2007

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reignonyourparade
Free time.

That doesn't exist. Period.

I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.

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bbr at 2:35AM, Nov. 28, 2007

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ozoneocean
Ooo I know:
A life.

Nope, actually seen that for sale on Ebay once.

Rutger
crazyninny
I know something you can't get off the internet!

The meaning of life.

Don't say 42

42

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Random Ravings - Warcraft Blog

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Rage Nakasa at 12:09PM, Nov. 28, 2007

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Anything I own.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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AQua_ng at 12:43PM, Nov. 28, 2007

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Rage Nakasa
Anything I own.

You own ‘noobs’. ‘Noobs’ are on the Internet, amirite?

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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strong414bad at 2:19PM, Nov. 28, 2007

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A picture of my face.

Go ahead and try.

Why hello there.

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ubernite at 9:30AM, Nov. 29, 2007

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The time I spent reading all the suggestions and those that rebutted them.

But seriously, something you can NOT get on the internet… puppies breath.

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Luffy91 at 10:42AM, Nov. 29, 2007

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you cant get pizza

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Fenn at 1:08PM, Nov. 29, 2007

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Luffy91
you cant get pizza

You're kidding, right? I order from Pizza Hut online all the time.

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Randal at 8:57PM, Nov. 30, 2007

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SpANG
Neilsama
Um… OH YEAH!!! I got a good one!!!

INTERNET SERVICE INTERRUPTION MAINTENANCE! If you're internet is down, you cannot use the internet to solve the problem. You MUST use another means of communication to restore service.

Winner.

I was told by Belkin over the phone that I needed to download a patch for my router before it could get me online. I laughed in his ear for a good three minutes.

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