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Name something you can NOT get on the Internet
Will at 1:23AM, March 13, 2007
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okay, first, everyone knows terminal is a can of coke, we dont need any more info than that

sunlight/a tan:
buy a tanning bath on ebay

Family: talk to relatives on MSN

STD's:
Ever heard of hearing AIDS? :D

live animals: you so can…

pizza:
yes, you can order pizza online… maybe not through your cd player, but you can put a delivery order out online


a life:



…okay, you got me there…



NUMBER OF THINGS SO FAR, THAT YOU CANNOT ATTAIN OVER THE INTERNET:
1. a life


i doubt there is anymore then that…
Will
putting your own quote into your sig is the post pretentious and pathetic thing anyone could ever do.
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suzi at 7:06PM, March 13, 2007
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A soul. Ebay banned them.
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SpANG at 5:36AM, March 14, 2007
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Will
STD's:
Ever heard of hearing AIDS? :D
… WTF are you talking about? How is this a counterpoint?
“To a rational mind, nothing is inexplicable. Only unexplained.”
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Will at 5:43AM, March 14, 2007
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SpANG
Will
STD's:
Ever heard of hearing AIDS? :D
… WTF are you talking about? How is this a counterpoint?

okay mr. needs a rebuttal or might explode…

your talking to a chick online, you ask to meet her somewhere, as one thing leads to another you may very well end up with itcheh privvates the next morning…
you may argue that you aren't getting them over the net perse… but i still believe it counts, it is arranged online ergo it is “gotten” online… but thats my opinion…
Will
putting your own quote into your sig is the post pretentious and pathetic thing anyone could ever do.
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SpANG at 6:00AM, March 14, 2007
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Will
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Will
STD's:
Ever heard of hearing AIDS? :D
… WTF are you talking about? How is this a counterpoint?

okay mr. needs a rebuttal or might explode…

your talking to a chick online, you ask to meet her somewhere, as one thing leads to another you may very well end up with itcheh privvates the next morning…
you may argue that you aren't getting them over the net perse… but i still believe it counts, it is arranged online ergo it is “gotten” online… but thats my opinion…
Okay, if you're gonna reach that far, I can also get anything by phone as well. Name one thing I can't. ;)
“To a rational mind, nothing is inexplicable. Only unexplained.”
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Neilsama at 6:07AM, March 14, 2007
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Name something you can NOT get on the Internet:

The Truth
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ozoneocean at 6:48AM, March 14, 2007
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You could also order vials or cultures of STDs online if you knew where to get them and had the right credentials. lol!

Hah ha, you can get lots of truth online, it just depends on whose truth it is.
 
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Neilsama at 7:20AM, March 14, 2007
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Fast food. A tire rotation. A sun tan. These are things that absolutely require you to leave the house.


Um… OH YEAH!!! I got a good one!!!

INTERNET SERVICE INTERRUPTION MAINTENANCE! If you're internet is down, you cannot use the internet to solve the problem. You MUST use another means of communication to restore service.
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AQua_ng at 9:45AM, March 14, 2007
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The Yakult I just drank. Let's see your Internet try and reach for my colon.

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usedbooks at 3:04PM, March 14, 2007
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A hug
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Rich at 3:09PM, March 14, 2007
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Milk. You cannot buy milk online. Any other groceries, fine. But not milk.
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Jimeth at 3:47PM, March 14, 2007
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Whether or not you can get a life over the internet is a matter of opinion. If you have internet friends whom you enjoy talking to and an internet community you are an important part of, it could be seen as a ‘life’.
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LIZARD_B1TE at 3:53PM, March 14, 2007
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Jimeth
Whether or not you can get a life over the internet is a matter of opinion. If you have internet friends whom you enjoy talking to and an internet community you are an important part of, it could be seen as a ‘life’.

Yay! I have a life!


Here's something you can't get on the internet: Nothing.
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Freux at 11:37PM, March 14, 2007
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a taxidermy crow. i've looked!
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Kristen Gudsnuk at 1:06AM, March 15, 2007
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wow, freux, a taxidermy crow?? suddenly I'm worried for your little argentinian lizard… ;_; it's alive, right??
erm…
hey you can get “a life” on the internet– you can make money, become famous, and make friends! I think that covers almost all the bases!!
but you CAN'T get… … immortality?
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hysellt at 1:12AM, March 15, 2007
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…A rotwiler?
….A rotwiler than can talk?
…..A rotwiler that can talk and can barf out a heart?
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Freux at 1:17AM, March 15, 2007
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wow, freux, a taxidermy crow?? suddenly I'm worried for your little argentinian lizard… ;_; it's alive, right??
erm…
hey you can get “a life” on the internet– you can make money, become famous, and make friends! I think that covers almost all the bases!!
but you CAN'T get… … immortality?

rofl. I want one for a reference since it's illegal to own them. XD I'm not.. weird. >_>
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herio at 1:27AM, March 15, 2007
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Darwin
You can get rats, and newts, and Crawdads even…Shipped live…yep can get 'em.

While you can look for options ON excercise, the internet itself will not give you excercise…it will not force you to excercise…HEE!

Hmmm…the list gets harder…

More social interaction in your community (Not online).
i met thsere love Darwin
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MrRiot at 9:28AM, March 15, 2007
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A gun that shoots a constant stream of highly-pressurized Jell-O pudding.

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MrRiot at 9:29AM, March 15, 2007
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Rich
Milk. You cannot buy milk online. Any other groceries, fine. But not milk.

You can TOTALLY buy milk online. www.vons.com

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bongotezz at 2:37PM, March 15, 2007
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a proctology exam
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subcultured at 2:48PM, March 15, 2007
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a dimensional hopping device
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ccs1989 at 3:45PM, March 15, 2007
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Well, you can't get human contact in a physical sense through the net, though I'm sure the scientists are working on it.
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“If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.”
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The mediocre one at 4:01PM, March 15, 2007
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a rabbit shooting cannon.
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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LIZARD_B1TE at 4:17PM, March 15, 2007
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A Really-Awesome-Super-Duper-Mega-Ultra-Special-Magic-Sweet-Cool-Ultimate-Deluxe Lettuce leaf. It will have rotten by the time it gets to you, which is totally not Really-Awesome-Super-Duper-Mega-Ultra-Special-Magic-Sweet-Cool-Ultimate-Deluxe.
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SpANG at 6:50AM, March 16, 2007
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Neilsama
Um… OH YEAH!!! I got a good one!!!

INTERNET SERVICE INTERRUPTION MAINTENANCE! If you're internet is down, you cannot use the internet to solve the problem. You MUST use another means of communication to restore service.

Winner.
“To a rational mind, nothing is inexplicable. Only unexplained.”
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isukun at 7:24AM, March 16, 2007
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a taxidermy crow. i've looked!

Not very hard. Ebay has everything.

but you CAN'T get… … immortality?

That depends on how one defines immortality. If recognition beyond the grave counts as immortality, then that is yet to be seen.

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AQua_ng at 7:26AM, March 16, 2007
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The 100th name of Allah.

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Roguehill at 10:36AM, March 16, 2007
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Common Sense.

No..scratch that. You can't get common sense anywhere these days…)

GHOST ZERO
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Rich at 10:51AM, March 16, 2007
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but you CAN'T get… … immortality?

O RLY?
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