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Name something you can NOT get on the Internet
Will at 6:37AM, March 26, 2007
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oh right… i thought of one…

you cant get answers for upcoming tests on the net… that sucks…
Will
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Terminal at 7:20AM, March 26, 2007
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Here's one thing I dare my felow internet junkies to find:

Se…..Oh, wait….

Pornography? …on the internets?!

IMPOSSIBLE.
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Alexis at 7:46PM, March 26, 2007
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Will
oh right… i thought of one…

you cant get answers for upcoming tests on the net… that sucks…

I've heard rumors about people on the west coast paying tons of money to the people on the east coast for SAT info, since the test changes every time it's the only way you can get the answers to cheat.
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subcultured at 8:11PM, March 26, 2007
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whatever happen to studying?
it's not hard. open a book. read the words left to right. memorize. regurturate
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Alexis at 9:02PM, March 26, 2007
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whatever happen to studying?
it's not hard. open a book. read the words left to right. memorize. regurturate

Oh, I agree. Plus I've heard that the answers to the SAT's sell for thousands of dollars. People supposedly make pencils with codes hiden in patterns on the outside of them. Of course, I heard all this back when I was taking the SAT's, before there was a written component, and it's been some time since I've taken a test.
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subcultured at 9:10PM, March 26, 2007
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if people are smart enough to code thier pencils. and memorize the code.
i think they are capable enough to study for it. it's all about preperation.
J
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Custard Trout at 6:44AM, March 27, 2007
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Hmmmmm. . . how about. . . love in a tin? That doesn't even exist, so the chances of getting it from the internet are (almost) zero.

subcultured
if people are smart enough to code thier pencils. and memorize the code.
i think they are capable enough to study for it. it's all about preperation.

Yeah, but studying is work, some people would rather do something pointless even it takes more effort.
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_CJR_ at 10:28AM, March 28, 2007
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Well I would say LSD but…a friend of mine proved that virtual LSD is alive and….anyone else got the munchies?
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kingofsnake at 11:47AM, March 28, 2007
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A live fetus

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LadyNightshade at 7:06PM, March 28, 2007
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A good sense of humor
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angryhelper13 at 8:00PM, April 3, 2007
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time spent on the net
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Alexis at 10:14PM, April 3, 2007
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The Star Wars Holiday Special? Sex tapes of comic creators? Nude pictures of Angela Lansbury?
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Will at 5:58PM, April 5, 2007
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The Star Wars Holiday Special? Sex tapes of comic creators? Nude pictures of Angela Lansbury?

i dint think any of those exist… except the nude pics… they're probably around here somewhere…
Will
putting your own quote into your sig is the post pretentious and pathetic thing anyone could ever do.
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The mediocre one at 7:43PM, April 5, 2007
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Sex tapes of comic creators?

…the only pictures of the big time comicers that come to mind are PA.
I don't want to see either of them in any vids.
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nighthawk41 at 12:09PM, April 9, 2007
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Laid.

Sure, you can arrange for it online, but stricly speaking it's an impossibility.
If you're small enough, you can use the disk drive…
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fuzzyrobot at 9:32AM, May 3, 2007
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I'm not sure, but I do know that “robot porn” has recently been removed from my list…

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reidavidson at 9:57AM, May 3, 2007
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true happiness D: *felt like saying something corny*


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robamphetamines at 10:52PM, May 3, 2007
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what about pastries?

or fresh cookies?
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Thirdperiodlunch at 12:10AM, May 4, 2007
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A hot air balloon in the shape of Abraham Lincon's hat.
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marine at 12:55AM, May 4, 2007
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Angry! You can't get angry on the internet! Its against the rules!
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shaneronzio at 4:23AM, May 4, 2007
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Ha Ha.

O.K.

how about…a Tan.
—well…some of the older puter monitors…its possible}
a cardiovascular work out.
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Will at 5:14AM, May 4, 2007
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heh marine… you can get angry on the net, just most people tend not to show it :D

hmm, anything fresh you cant get on the net, you're right… cuz by the time it got to you it wouldnt be fresh no more…

still, you can buy fresh things, so i dont think it counts man :P
Will
putting your own quote into your sig is the post pretentious and pathetic thing anyone could ever do.
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Phantom Penguin at 5:32AM, May 4, 2007
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Ha Ha.

O.K.

how about…a Tan.
—well…some of the older puter monitors…its possible}
a cardiovascular work out.

DDR on the computer?
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marine at 7:07AM, May 4, 2007
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Information! You can't find any information on the internet.
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Kristen Gudsnuk at 9:59AM, May 4, 2007
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oh god, is this thread still going on??
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LakAttack at 11:28PM, May 4, 2007
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Freshly served hot food and beverages. I dream of the day when I can get pizza delivered to my CD drive via my modem. P:
….well/

you can still ORDER fresh food and beverages over the internet. but shipping and delivery causes a wait time

even if it's pizza :(
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LakAttack at 11:33PM, May 4, 2007
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Well, you can't get human contact in a physical sense through the net, though I'm sure the scientists are working on it.

well they have a device where you cna feel sex over the internet. it involves a male part and a female part. a part a dude sticks his wing-wong in, and a aprt a girl sticks in her hoo-hah that does what the dude's thing is doing via the powers of the internet connection. D:

so you CAN get physical sex over the internet, abeit creepy, fake robot sex from your loved one 5000 miles away or something.
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LakAttack at 11:38PM, May 4, 2007
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Will
We were talking about this in IRC for a brief moment…

is there anything you can NOT get over the internet that currently exists?

by currently exists i mean no imaginary things like dragons, vampires, true religeon or a satisfiable women…

prove me W.R.O.G.N!


Well, you can get nearly everything..Indirectly. I think the only thing you cant get is time.

you can ‘buy time’ of course, get extensions. but of course, the internet cannot influence the passage of time. it can just add to conveneince. (or inconveneince….)
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AQua_ng at 6:09AM, May 5, 2007
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Triss at 1:38PM, May 5, 2007
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