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October's Game of the Month: The Worst Thing to Say
AQua_ng at 11:58AM, Oct. 1, 2006
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September's game…sucked. Moving on!

Basically, at the start of each page, somebody says a situation and the others say the worst thing you could say during that situation.

Example:

Worst things to say when in a court room


“You couldn't have seen me do it, I was wearing a mask!”


Just to make it easy, we'll do that.


Worst things you to say in a court room

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Terminal at 1:08PM, Oct. 1, 2006
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Of course I didn't do it :wink:
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LowResAtari at 1:13PM, Oct. 1, 2006
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It's my Bible now.
99% of people would've finished this sente
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The mediocre one at 1:25PM, Oct. 1, 2006
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uh your honor, can we be adjourned for a minute? I need to launch a rocket.
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jgib99 at 2:22PM, Oct. 1, 2006
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I can't believe I snuck the gun past security.
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Comicmasta at 3:30PM, Oct. 1, 2006
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Me: THIS MAN IS GUILTY!
Judge: ……You are awar that your HIS laywer.
Me:…….Crap.
i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!
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Dan at 3:37PM, Oct. 1, 2006
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I am so not guilty! If anyone disagrees, then I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!
“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”
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LIZARD_B1TE at 3:52PM, Oct. 1, 2006
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If you find me not guilty, does that mean I can keep the money I stole?
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AQua_ng at 11:43PM, Oct. 1, 2006
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I swear on the girl I raped, it wasn't me.

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Adariel at 12:48AM, Oct. 2, 2006
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worst rape alibi's

Consented sex: “your honor, she offered me her honor, i honored her offer *winks”

Impotence: “your honor the evidence presented and in question at this court does not stand its ground”

No penetration: “your honor i did not shoot the deputy”

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Knuckles at 8:37AM, Oct. 2, 2006
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“Whatever it was, I didn't do it…”

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AQua_ng at 10:27AM, Oct. 2, 2006
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Your honour, you look really gay.

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LowResAtari at 11:12AM, Oct. 2, 2006
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Lawyer: “The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?”
99% of people would've finished this sente
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LIZARD_B1TE at 12:49PM, Oct. 2, 2006
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Lawyer: Your honor, I swear to God that my client didn't do it. I should know, I'm the murderer.
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Comicmasta at 2:05PM, Oct. 2, 2006
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Judge: You are accused of grandtheft auto, murder in the firstr, secound, and third degree, battery, mass murder, attempt of suicide, destruction AND defilation of private and public property, What do you Plea?

Me: I PLEAD THE FIF!
i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!
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LIZARD_B1TE at 2:11PM, Oct. 2, 2006
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Juror #1: We find the defendant… to be my ex.
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The mediocre one at 3:07PM, Oct. 2, 2006
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Lawyer: Don't worry kid, you'll be fine, I've done this at least five times before
Defendant: You mean my case?
Lawyer: No, choked a hoe. Now shut it 'fore I shank you.
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BigFishComic at 8:07PM, Oct. 2, 2006
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oh come on guys. eh? eh? come ooooooon.
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Terminal at 8:52PM, Oct. 2, 2006
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What the… ? I totally didn't do it like that. It was more of an inward stabbing.
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Rich at 9:34PM, Oct. 2, 2006
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Hey judge, wanna come by my place later and discuss my verdict? *wink*
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Red Slayer at 10:06PM, Oct. 2, 2006
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Here judge judge judge judge.





An interview with the pope.


Where did you got that hat?
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AQua_ng at 11:27PM, Oct. 2, 2006
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Muslims.

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Dan at 12:03PM, Oct. 3, 2006
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Judge: The bail is set to $80,000.
Me: Here's $10. Keep the change. *Runs out*
“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”
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Comicmasta at 12:49PM, Oct. 3, 2006
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Judge:: Its either pay up the money or spend thirty years in butt pounding jail.

Me:: “…..can i get a butt protector?”
i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!
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Eirikr at 3:04PM, Oct. 3, 2006
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“HEY! I emptied my clip on him, but I did NOT saw his head off!!”
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Comicmasta at 4:12PM, Oct. 3, 2006
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STAY STILL LITTLE JOHNY AND LET ME FUCK YOU!!!!….oh sorry old repressed memories, anyways I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!
i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!
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LIZARD_B1TE at 5:21PM, Oct. 3, 2006
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Wait a minute, it's a new page. Aqua just gave us a new thing to talk about. Muslims.

Ok, uh….

Hey, Bin Ladin, you suck! Whatcha gonna do? Kill yourself at me?
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BigFishComic at 6:00PM, Oct. 3, 2006
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Jesus totally died for your sins. Like, totally. For sure.
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Terminal at 9:38PM, Oct. 3, 2006
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Wait a minute, I thought Muhammad was a boxer?
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AQua_ng at 11:45PM, Oct. 3, 2006
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I really respect your beliefs, I swear to God I do, it's really kosher!

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