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Nightmare Zero at 8:24AM, Oct. 23, 2006

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Can I have a MC Penis Filet?

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

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Dan at 12:02PM, Oct. 23, 2006

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What? Whaaat? Speak up! I can't hear you! Whaaaaat?

“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”

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Nightmare Zero at 12:48PM, Oct. 23, 2006

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Me: I want a whopper.

Order taker: this is MCDonadls, sir.

Me: I don't ….ing Care! I want a whopper!

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

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Red Slayer at 1:08PM, Oct. 23, 2006

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You sound sexy. Can i have you instead?
With fries of course.

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Brinx at 1:26PM, Oct. 23, 2006

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Yeah I'd like a spicy chicken please… What? Your all out. Then f*** this s*** I'm going home.

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http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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LIZARD_B1TE at 1:46PM, Oct. 23, 2006

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Me: OK, I'm gonna order now.
Drive-Through Person: GOOD! Now tell me what you want!
Me: I wan a pwetty pony!

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The mediocre one at 2:50PM, Oct. 23, 2006

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That's one mighty-fine voice y'got there…now read me the monthly specials again….slowly….

Paper Mache Cataclysm

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Brinx at 7:13PM, Oct. 23, 2006

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Listen pal I don't care about the bloody specials just give me the damn chicken nuggets!

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http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Ozoneocean at 10:59PM, Oct. 23, 2006

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"My penis itches.
What? Yeah, I said my penis is itchy!
Um, no I don't want any fires.
…why does my penis itch?"

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AQua_ng at 12:37AM, Oct. 24, 2006

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“Er, yeah. I'll have two buckets of napkins and a strawful of burgers. Oh, also, can you gift-wrap that?”

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Nightmare Zero at 8:40AM, Oct. 24, 2006

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Me: Thank you mam.

Order Taker: I'm a guy, sir.

Me: Whatever mam.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

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LIZARD_B1TE at 4:31PM, Oct. 25, 2006

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Whoever: “May I take your order?”
Me: “I know where you live…”

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Brinx at 4:35PM, Oct. 25, 2006

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Speaker: Luke I am your father.

Customer: …Da hell you talkin about I just want my hamburger.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Dan at 5:09PM, Oct. 25, 2006

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Yes… I'd like 10 grand, please. …With medium fries and drink. …drink of Coke, that is.

“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”

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Terminal at 7:58PM, Oct. 25, 2006

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Hmm, a Smoked Sausage sounds delightful.

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BigFishComic at 8:18PM, Oct. 25, 2006

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Smile! You're at Mr. Smiley's.

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Brinx at 12:28PM, Oct. 26, 2006

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Speaker: Welcome to “Insert restraunt name here.” order your s*** and keep moving! What would you like?

Customer: …. Wow.

Forum games citizens.
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http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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AQua_ng at 2:33AM, Oct. 28, 2006

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Can I have some fries with those fries?

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doomscorpion1992 at 9:09AM, Oct. 29, 2006

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me:i'm just here to say that i ate vomit before i came here and it tasted like the food here!, so, can i have a Big tasty?
guy: this is burger king
me: well, fuck you!

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DANMIT! i changed again
Top Drawer Fence-Sitter.

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The mediocre one at 12:53PM, Oct. 29, 2006

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Say when you get off duty, sounds like you got…shit, nevermind, I can see your face in teh mirror up there, and damn you'r fugly.

Paper Mache Cataclysm

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AQua_ng at 1:26AM, Oct. 30, 2006

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Worst thing to say during Halloween.

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LIZARD_B1TE at 4:13AM, Oct. 30, 2006

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(to sweet old lady) GIVE ME THE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

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Nightmare Zero at 5:19AM, Oct. 30, 2006

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I ain't afraid of no ghosts!

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

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Dan at 11:57AM, Oct. 30, 2006

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Merry Christmas!

“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”

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AQua_ng at 11:59AM, Oct. 30, 2006

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Dick or Treat!

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Brinx at 12:22PM, Oct. 30, 2006

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Apples! I don't want no apples I just want some f***en candies!

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Red Slayer at 3:09PM, Oct. 30, 2006

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You look hot in that costume. I'll give you a nice treat if you let me pull a trick on your bed.
Or.
Why don't we just forget about the treat and pull a trick on the back of my car?

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Brinx at 3:15PM, Oct. 30, 2006

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*Hiding in the trees.*

You want tricks?

*Pulls out a sniper rifle and loads it up.*

I'll give you tricks.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Mega Josh at 3:24PM, Oct. 30, 2006