shaneronzio
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I know how you feel. v_v

Oh shane I know your pain.

That was not intended to rhyme. I just noticed it.

Anyways yeah. I often wake up and clean the house go to work blah blah. Have like 10 extra hours of nothing and still that time just dies somehow and I get nothing more done. What the hell? AHHH Irritation…

My roommate is fucking retarded, and a loser emo junkie. He throws a hissy fit about me using his fucking belt when I didn't even think he would go anywhere today (given his hangover that he loves to bitch about at 3am while I'm trying to go the fuck to sleep). Considering he steals my clothing without notice, I didn't think he would be a two year old about it, but the estrogen must have kicked in something feirce today, because I get to have my phone ring in the middle of class and listen to his bullshit attitude about how he's a gigantic faggot with no concept fair play. He always comes back at the middle of the night smelling of sweat, beer and cigarettes, wearing women's pants and whining about his loser emo drama. “oooooh, my friend's sister who is like totally almost my sister even though I met her once has appendicitis, awhaaaa!”.

Fuck this idiot to hell. I'll laugh when he has to move out after getting kicked from his classes. Serves him right for skipping every class every other day. Then maybe I'll get a new roommate who isn't a territorial snob.

Even better, skip the whole bullshit about waiting for him to move out, let the mother fucker OD on some stupid shit. World would be better off without one more emo cuntbag with an “education”.

Heaven forbid I ever meet ONE normal person, EVER.

EDIT: I'm going to rub my balls on his pillow.

No one loves me. :cry:

Lord Shplane
No one loves me. :cry:

awww…. I wuv you!!!
*pats on back*
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here's my rant:

**EDIT**
I suck at life! dammit.

Kristen's “rant” depresses me…

I'll rant today. Can't find a job. Been applying everywhere. Magnum Cum Laude BS in Zoology and an MA in Biology amount to seven years of wasted time and $50,000 of wasted money that I don't have and can't acquire. My sister got her dream job, and is soon leaving for Japan to teach English. And my roommate landed a job in security that pays well and has great hours. Oh, and there is no “romance” for me. While I was studying for my elusive career, all the decent guys got married. I hate being out of college. Too much time to think, regret, and become depressed.

On the plus side, I did lose 15 pounds because all the food I like has suddenly started to make me sick, and all I can stomach is cereal with skim milk, and chicken soup. o.O

Okay I'm basically going to just rant about life for a second. Been holding it in too long.


So I sit in this fucking house all day with nothing to do and no where to go cause my car needs a new battery and a new tire so I can't even go to work which I had to quit from on my second day last week. Can't fix car without money can't make money without car. I fucking loathe catch22's. I have no friend's since most of them joined the Marines and I couldn't because I was born with two holes in my heart. Although they've cleared up long ago it's still “Too risky” said my recruiter. Bullshit. If I die because of that it's because I knew full well what I was getting myself into and what the possibilities were. The blame rests on me and not you so shut the hell up, process my info, and ship me to Pendleton damn it.

So the friend's I have left I haven't seen in two weeks at the very least. One just had his car broke and lives thirty miles away and the others are all basically acquaintances and not friends. My girlfriend and I haven't even spoken for the past two weeks. Not because we're fighting, no. Because every time I call she's “busy”. Or alternatively cheating on me again which is how the first four weeks of our relationship began. My Mom's best friend and soul mate just died so we had to go to Seattle last week where the guys family treated us like shit and we went broke on the expenses. Directly before that my neighbor who was like my grandmother died. (I mean like two days before hand) And her husband, the widower who is like twenty years older than my mom was hitting on her. So I flipped at him and almost broke his face in two. (I can be violent when it comes to people I care about) I'm smoking way too much, I have NOTHING to do but still can't seem to finish a goddamn update at the times I want to. Everyone thinks I'm some kind of loser because they work and I CAN'T at this point. Even though I have several degrees in technology and writing that they do not. People continuously bitch at me for dropping out of school even though I did it to get my GED like four years ago which means I graduated a year early basically.

Oh God I'm just so bloody bored and tired of this crap. There's no one to talk to except my “friend” Laura who has begun to treat me like shit. And the funny thing in all of this? I'm a mentor at TeenHelp.

Ironic no?

Speaking of rants… My sister and I were on a packed train home right after the Chicago White Sox lost a game. One disgruntled fan was in the middle of a loud rant saying things like, “My team is number one. We should have won that game but the fans are so lame…”

My sister, who really is a silly sister, replied quite loudly herself, “O, just put it in your blog!”

All the passengers around us started laughing.

Living alone really sucks. No romantic prospects. A car that I think is going into catastrophic failure mode (loose tire rod bushings and some mysterious knocking near the wheel), yet I have no choice because it's my only ride. I'm also trying to get in gear writing a new comic and I'm nervous about some of the barriers I'm about to cross (like writing yaoi stories). And having people mad at me for the content of my comic (they're all uptight and religious). *sigh*

That's probably all I can think of. My problems are still insignificant compared to what everyone else is going through anyway…

I would say little Tommy has it worse than anybody.—

My friends left me for a career school, and I got kicked out of my table at lunch by a bunch of cock sucking fucks!!!

I keep trying to start making a comic, but always hit some kind of snag that causes me to quit.

I know if I can just build up some momentum, I should be able to work on one for a long time, but I always get cut off by something stupid just as I'm starting.

Also, all the smexy ladays are taken… :cry:

I have a bighead with no brain inside!

Just joking…i think!?

Wish Polo got alittle more attention than he gets! The man is about to lose his wife and kids(Havn't gotten to that in the story yet, but it's coming) and no one here accept for a few of my best freinds don't give a bloody goddamn! Open your hearts drundduck members and read my comic damn you! I'm going to get “Drunk” and touch my “Duck” right now cause i can't take this no more!

Life sucks. We had this challenge day thing at school today, and it turns out that I'm not the only one who's lost people in the past few years or even months; at least 30 of my class mates have too. And not just from disease like the people I knew, but a lot of them were from gang violence, drugs and alcholhol, and even suicide.

And I keep thinking that we were just a small group. How many other people have experienced this kind of loss? And what about the people who were standing on the other side of the line, the ones who don't know how it feels? One day they're gonna lose someone too. How will they feel?

And when they asked who among us had ourselves seriously considered suicide or knew someone who had thought about it or had done it… When I crossed the line on that one, and looked around me to see all the other people who had crossed with me… I was asstounded… These other 50 or so people. How many of them, like me had actually thought about it? Or the other half of us on that side of the line, who like me, had someone think about? I remembered when my ex-boyfriend had tried to commit suicide, and probly would've died if I hadn't been there to stop him. How many of those others on our side of the line had tried to stop someone? How many succeeded? How many failed?…

Death is all around us, but why is it, that us 13 and 14 y/o kids have so much of it in our lives? It's not fair…

Thanks for listening…er, reading…

My brain has come back, mostly, and with it my ability to focus on my drawing.

I think it might possibly be better to be single-minded and thick, than able to unable to concentrate on any one thing for long and thoughtful. Single-minded thick people always do best in life… people think they're bright, able people, but they aren't, they're just too stupid to think much so they're very good at focussing. I wish I was like that again.

Lord Shplane
I keep trying to start making a comic, but always hit some kind of snag that causes me to quit.

I know if I can just build up some momentum, I should be able to work on one for a long time, but I always get cut off by something stupid just as I'm starting.

Also, all the smexy ladays are taken… :cry:

haha what.

Have to start on the next Batch O scenes.
this should be a Challenge.
EDITING the Story can be tricky…especially when dealing with Time Travel.

Bekefel

Lord Shplane
I keep trying to start making a comic, but always hit some kind of snag that causes me to quit.

I know if I can just build up some momentum, I should be able to work on one for a long time, but I always get cut off by something stupid just as I'm starting.

Also, all the smexy ladays are taken… :cry:

haha what.

Hmmm… maybe I should have put an “i” in their, after the first “a” in “Laidays”.

Oh well.

I'm going to give you all a long one.

My artwork has been completly abandoned. My comics have been abandoned for almost TWO MONTHS!!
Why? Becouse I have NOTHING to make them with.
I am currently in DESPERATE need of an art programme.
A free one would be nice. I have many options:
-Paint.NET - Missig a few features that will be quite useful. Such as a ‘select colour’ feature. Or at the LEAST an ADD TO SELECTION BUTTON! Meaning I have to spend almost half an hour manualy selecting white areas. And it's a little too babyish for me. I want to be more proffesional comic, not one that looks like a 12-year-old that recently learned how to use the soften tool did it.
-Open canvas - doesn't have a text option. My comics are not silent comics.
-Gimp - everyone wants to have sex with this one for some reason. I Installed then uninstalled it on the same day. I simply clicked on the icon and it never loaded. This happened TWICE! I had it on an old computer. It was retard slow. Took half an hour to start up. Then we got Photoshop on that same computer. Took only a few minutes O.o Obviously not the computer. Don't really use that computer anyway. Even if I did. PS isn't even on it anymore.
-MSPaint - ARE YOU ON DRUGS???

I am willing to spend $600 on PhotoShop! I could if the stores in my city actually knew what it was!! Buying off the internet is out of the question, unless I had some magical internet money. BZ doesn't want to do anything illigal either.
So, I'm probably going to have to wait another two months for people in my city to figure out what an art programme is. So until then, my not so adoring fans, I'm sorry, you will never find out what happens to Jack, or what gender he is…

In the meantime…I'll just waste megabites playing games on my computer. Thin it will become searching for porn since that is the only reason for BZ to be on a computer, since she has no art. Later on I would probably fall off the wagon, abandon my religion, slip back into old habits, start working the streets and eventualy commit suicide becouse without art Bimbo Zombie isn't even worth living.

In conclusion: BZ will sell her own body, yes, she will become your personal hooker if you somehow manage to get a decent art programme in her hands.

Bimbo_Zombie
I'm going to give you all a long one.

-Open canvas - doesn't have a text option. My comics are not silent comics.

I can see your point with that one.

-Gimp - everyone wants to have sex with this one for some reason. I Installed then uninstalled it on the same day. I simply clicked on the icon and it never loaded. This happened TWICE! I had it on an old computer. It was retard slow. Took half an hour to start up. Then we got Photoshop on that same computer. Took only a few minutes O.o Obviously not the computer. Don't really use that computer anyway. Even if I did. PS isn't even on it anymore.

like you said, it was on an old computer. works better on new ones as that's what it's made for T_T

-MSPaint - ARE YOU ON DRUGS???

actually it can come in handy… you just need to learn to use it.

and you haven't even tried KolourPaint yet:P

Puff_Of_Smoke
and you haven't even tried KolourPaint yet:P

KolourPaint?

And the computer I was using Gimp on was XP. Yea, that's really old.

Plastic or paper?!

i hate drunk duck games!!!! not forum games but the video games they suck!

i have 5 assignments due tomorrow…

…i've stared one of them…

I'm getting increasingly suspicious of locker break-in after my Algebra II textbook mysteriously disappeared (World History textbook disappeared weeks earlier)

If someone DID break into my locker, I'm gonna kill him- no, I'm gonna SUPER kill him. There's no way in hell I'm paying $120 to cover the loss.

I guess my love for webcomics has returned. Its been awhile since I had so much time back in college between 3 hour break periods when I had all the time to read webcomics. :(

So yeah. If anyone has noticed my sudden comeback to these forums lately… if anyone noticed that I've been posting alot lately after a looong dead silence… If anybody noticed that… (*man I better shut up now. Who cares. Like I'm such a big deal here. lol! *)

Why do you get more respect on the phone if you talk with a “macho” voice?

If you talk with a soft voice or a “sissy” one, expect rudeness… :(

It was an experiment I did… Calling up different car dealers cuz I'm looking for a car. lol

While I was on vacation, my job was destroyed by a fire. They are planning to rebuild, but until it is done, I've had to get something in the meantime. I signed up with a temp agency, but it would seem there seems to be some dragging of feet. I *supposedly* have one, but the work order has to be made or blah blah blah. It's waiting that I #%^@ing can't STAND.
My love life is next to nil. There's a woman that I'm all cuddly with, BUT SHE LIVES WITH HER BOYFRIEND. I havent “hit it” because of the boyfriend (she's a swinger, he isn't). Though I'm getting to the point that I might say, screw it.
There are a LOT more to the above, a lot more details, but I dont want to bore you all. Unless of course you ask :P
…and I want more people to read my comic. And make comments. I don't mind the fact that some people have posted a nice rating, but I don't seem to have any comments. ;__;

My rant is those lazy mothers who are more interested in going out and getting drunk or “taking care” of her next boyfriend then their children. Several of my friends have mom's like this. I want to smack these women. I want to shout at them to find their own identity and stop waiting for some random jerk to come along and make everything magically better. Their in their 40's! If you still can't keep a relationship going after a few months maybe it's time to take a step back and rearrange your priorities! All the women I've met like this usually have a bunch of loser kids and one realllllllllly good one. The others would be better, but they need a real mom. Not a drunken whore. It pisses me off to see this. All I can think is “Do these women realize how much suffering could be avoided in this world if people where just BETTER PARENTS!!” I can't understand how their children could ever take second to their social life! And they all same the same thing…“I just don't want to be alone!” Oh and your kids do? Of course! You bring them into the world and they raise themselves! That's how it's suppose to work right? NO!

Idiots.

Instead of being such a pathetic waste of space, how about going to a PTA meeting once in a while. Or finding out what your children are interested in and why. Or…oh I don't know…checking on their grades and the kinds of friends they have. I have actually heard one of these women say they can't believe how much of their life their children eat up. Well DUH! THEY ARE CHILDREN! You have to feed them, cloth them, and care for them! What the heck did you think it was about? Oi.

I'm storing up a lot of four letter words. So I'm going now before I release them into the wilderness of drunkduck, and get into trouble. Stupid lazy bad moms. Grrr….

Alright, I fucking hate my computer! It's got low memory, Dial up, And it fucking freezes more than a n00b makes Britney Spears/Michael Jackson jokes! When I had tried to get rid of one of my computers three flaws, (Dial Up) I called up AOL. They said they were going to put a broadband line or some shit out here…It's been a year or two since I called, No goddamn broadband! People tell me “If your computers keeps freezing then just go buy a new one.” ….What the hell!? With what money!? I'm friggin unemployed here, too young to get a job, I can't even work as a Win-Dixie bagboy! And the closest place to get a job is at the gas station nearby but they sell beer and you have to be over 21 to work there (So I have been told by my elders -_-).

Being young sucks! Can't drink, Can't drive, Can't watch porn (with others in the room), It's insane! People have said to cherish your youth, bullshit there's absolutely nothing about my youth that I should cherish! I'm living in a house full of 40-70 year old women, The only game systems I have are a PS2 and Nintendo DS(both bought with my own money), And I don't even make an allowance (yet still forced to do stuff around the house) Cook! Clean! Do the mother fucking laundry! Once I'm 18 I'm getting the hell out of here, renting an apartment, earn money for college, and finish this worthless and pathetic excuse for a life! God damned childhood!