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kitty17 at 10:57AM, Nov. 26, 2007
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Granted but due to global warming it's completly submerged underwater.

I wish for a wish…

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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Thevampire_kain01 at 11:15AM, Nov. 26, 2007
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garanted! but that wish has aids.

I wish for yellow contacts
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korosu at 11:22AM, Nov. 26, 2007
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Granted, but people start believing you have Hepatitis and throw you in the hospital.


I wish for fame.
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Thevampire_kain01 at 11:24AM, Nov. 26, 2007
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Granted! But you have a 'Wordrobe Malfunction" and now you are in jail.

I wish for some chocolate
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BloodTh at 2:30PM, Nov. 26, 2007
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granted, but someone has poisoned the chocolate. Oops, I gave myself away.


I wish I were with a bisexual woman.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Aussie_kid at 8:06PM, Nov. 26, 2007
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Granted, you have a conjoined twin sister who is bi-sexual

I wish for everything that has ever existed to be destroyed and that it will never be able to be brought back by God or anyone/anything else, or that it turns out to be a figment of my imagination or a dream
Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are
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korosu at 9:04PM, Nov. 26, 2007
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Granted, and it turns out you were that autistic kid from the finale of St. Elsewhere.

I wish I could be on paid vacation for the rest of my life.
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Thevampire_kain01 at 9:46AM, Nov. 27, 2007
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granted! nothing goes wrong with that!

I wish that i was kain.
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Dirk Zephyrs at 10:33AM, Nov. 27, 2007
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Granted! But he's gay.

I wish there was less fail in the world.
Pink Floyd
Breathe, breathe in the air.
Don't be afraid to care.
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Thevampire_kain01 at 10:44AM, Nov. 27, 2007
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Granted! but it fails!

I wish for some money
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korosu at 11:18AM, Nov. 27, 2007
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Granted, but you get it in the Nigerian currency.

I wish for a new iPod.
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Dirk Zephyrs at 2:30PM, Nov. 27, 2007
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Granted, but it's broken.

I don't wish. OHSHI–
Pink Floyd
Breathe, breathe in the air.
Don't be afraid to care.
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korosu at 9:15AM, Nov. 28, 2007
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You disappear from all existence because you failed to make a wish. Ta-ta!

I wish I was fluent every major language.
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BloodTh at 10:15AM, Nov. 28, 2007
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granted. but doin' so, ya neglect the minor languages. You go to a place that only speaks a minor language. You use a majot language from a place they do not like and get killed for it.

I wish I knew who Riku's Nobody was. (it's been drivin' me crazy since I first beat KH2)
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Thevampire_kain01 at 10:28AM, Nov. 28, 2007
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Granted but your sadly dissapointed.

I wish for a non broken, no buged PS3
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korosu at 11:13AM, Nov. 28, 2007
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Granted; you are given a Potty Seat 3. Congrats.

I wish I didn't have to go to class.
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Super Llama at 4:49PM, Nov. 28, 2007
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Granted. The class comes to you. And it's “The Study of Carrot Top in Modern Society”

I wish my wish would go horribly wrong.
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BloodTh at 10:16PM, Nov. 28, 2007
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granted, but in doing so, whatever wish you make afterwards comes true. Unfortunately, next thing you wish for is to be the fattest dude in the world, and you have a heart attack as soon as you become fat.

I wish that I was the pure embodiment of true darkness.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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korosu at 10:47PM, Nov. 28, 2007
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Granted; you turn into a black hole.

I wish I could get an extra two hours of sleep every night.
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BloodTh at 12:47AM, Nov. 29, 2007
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granted, but a party happens in those two hours that you are not aware of.

I wish I didn't stay up until 6:00 in the motning every single fuckin' night!
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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korosu at 6:25AM, Nov. 29, 2007
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Granted. You stay up until 5:59 every night.

I wish chocolate burns fat.
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Thevampire_kain01 at 9:59AM, Nov. 29, 2007
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Granted! but its too addicting and you die from falling down a crack in the floor! muahahaha!
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korosu at 10:57AM, Nov. 29, 2007
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…Um… You live the rest of your life in pain and misery because you evidently wish for nothing.

I wish it would snow in my city.
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Thevampire_kain01 at 5:08AM, Nov. 30, 2007
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Granted! But you freeze to death

I wish for more south park shows!
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korosu at 5:57AM, Nov. 30, 2007
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Granted, but the animation budget runs out and the rest of the series is done in popsicle sticks.

I wish I had a cat. (A normal, tame house cat…that's alive!)
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Thevampire_kain01 at 9:30AM, Nov. 30, 2007
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granted but it has fleas that carry the plage

i wish for some us money
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Super Llama at 1:02PM, Nov. 30, 2007
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Granted. The money was taken in a bank robbery just a half hour ago. And oh look, here come the cops.

I wish the Autobots and the Decepticons would overcome their differences and realize that the whole reason this silly war started is because Megatron borrowed Optimus Prime's Led Zepplin album and accidentally lost it.
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Coveinant at 3:11PM, Nov. 30, 2007
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I can't grant that because it made no sense and it would rip the fabric of reality to tear.

I wish you guys would get me when I am joking around.
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
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korosu at 3:30PM, Nov. 30, 2007
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Granted, but we also stop taking you seriously because we think you're joking around all the time.

I wish Santa will give me everything on my wish list for Christmas.
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Super Llama at 4:48PM, Nov. 30, 2007
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Granted. But it's all made out of coal. Oh, the irony.

I wish Jack Thompson would die in the most ironic way possible: A Mortal Kombat arcade machine dropping on his head.

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