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korosu at 9:47PM, Nov. 30, 2007

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Granted, but the the machine explodes on impact and takes every onlooker down to hell with it.

I wish gas was cheaper.

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kitty17 at 11:23PM, Nov. 30, 2007

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Granted but everything else raises their prices till ultimatly even buying food is too expensive.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish.

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Super Llama at 12:27AM, Dec. 1, 2007

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Granted, but your wish manages to piss off Mr. T, who comes to your house and gives you a pitying like you wouldn't believe.

I wish for barbeque-flavored world peace.

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korosu at 10:14PM, Dec. 1, 2007

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Granted, but the barbecue flavoring's go to go bad sometime…

I wish for front-row tickets to a Bruce Springsteen concert.

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Super Llama at 10:36AM, Dec. 2, 2007

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Granted, but it's a different Bruce Springsteen, who's throughly convinced that his fusion of hip-hop and polka is the future of music.

I wish fish fish wish fish.

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Frostflowers at 11:20AM, Dec. 2, 2007

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Granted, but someone spelled your order wrong, and now it's a fish wish wish fish wish. Mhm.

I wish chocolate was a healthy diet food and still tasted good.

The Continued Misadventures of Bonebird - a poor bird's quest for the ever-elusive and delicious apples.

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korosu at 11:23AM, Dec. 2, 2007

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Granted, but in turn everything else has twice as many calories as they used to.

I wish for a new cell phone.

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Darkfallenangel at 12:42PM, Dec. 2, 2007

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granted, but you barely get to call with the damn thing because the connection sucks.

I wish that some people would stop thinking there better then everyone else…

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Super Llama at 5:32PM, Dec. 2, 2007

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Granted. Now everyone believes that they're worse than you. So much so, that they finally all commit suicide. Good luck being the last person on Earth.

I wish Adult Swim would put Bleach back on the air (it doesn't make any sense that they would pull it to run Death Note when there's two other Saturday anime slots being occupied by repeat shows.)

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Insanity at 6:42PM, Dec. 2, 2007

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They Do, But It Replaces Family Guy and Metalocalypse, and we all know that those two shows hold up the nation. The world collapses, and in the process the only things involving the breaking of glass are your tv screens. Nice.

I wish for no more pervertism. And don't give the pfft, that'll never happen speech.

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korosu at 7:05PM, Dec. 2, 2007

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Granted (yay!), but instead, everybody becomes so prude that they stop having sex, and the world's population slowly but surely dies out.

I wish for a giant bowl of beef lo mein.

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Orange at 8:39PM, Dec. 2, 2007

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Granted, but just as you are kneeling over to eat it, you fall in and get third-degree burns….[;

I wish this thread would end sometime soon…

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kitty17 at 8:48PM, Dec. 2, 2007

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Granted…after 18 or so more people post…this thread gets locked and we are no longer allowed in here to play.

I wish it hadn't rained after it snowed.

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BloodTh at 1:08AM, Dec. 3, 2007

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Granted, but Ice skaters can't get in any practice, and everyone kills you for it.

I wish I knew what everyone sees in metalocalypse. It's nothin' but a dumb tv show to me. Stupid if ya ask me. (Don't get me wrong, I like Family Guy, that show is awsome!)

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Thevampire_kain01 at 5:09AM, Dec. 3, 2007

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Granted and the truth is so bad you die from comic releif

I wish for a great new avitar of kain.

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Super Llama at 7:05PM, Dec. 3, 2007

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Granted. You then get hit by a car for a completely unrelated reason.

I wish for more cowbell.

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korosu at 8:24PM, Dec. 3, 2007

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Granted, but you get a fever that even not even a prescription of cowbell can't fix.

I wish I could walk on water.

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Aussie_kid at 1:20AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but because of all the moisture in the air, you are forced to keep rising and rising until you get to space and die horribly.

I wish for a telescope that would make me see what's under the clothes of women, but not men

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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liz at 5:59AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but you live next door to a retirement community.

I wish I wouldn't have to go see my English teacher and listen to her nasal voice in an hour. ]=

Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday! =D

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AQua_ng at 8:36AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Fine. For two hours then.

I wish I have already studied.

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BloodTh at 8:47AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, you already studied, unfortunately, you studied the wrong thing.

I wish that Ruin a Dream was oficially started, and this one hit 50 pages

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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AQua_ng at 8:49AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but the Internet shuts down. FOREVER.

I wish for some chicken.

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Rage Nakasa at 8:49AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Done, but you get food poisoning….

I wish for a riot.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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AQua_ng at 8:50AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Here, but the riot is really small, due to it compromising of mice.

I wish for a better microphone.

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BloodTh at 9:08AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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granted, it looks better, but looks can be decieving.

I wish for a pet wolf

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Rage Nakasa at 9:09AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but it turns into my character Wolf and he shoots you.

I wish for this world.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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korosu at 9:10AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but in the process, every living thing in it dies.

I wish for longer weekends.

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BloodTh at 9:11AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but then the week never starts. kids don't go to school, people don't go to work, the whole world gets fucked up.

I wish for a pet dragon.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Rage Nakasa at 9:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Granted, but it kills someone and you have to put it down.

I wish for Lost Heaven.

(If you did not know, I'm baseing my wishs off songs.)

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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AQua_ng at 9:13AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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Couldn't find it.

I wish for some daisies.

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