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zgenstru at 8:35AM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Just swallow a few thumb tacks and you'll be good as new.

I can't remember how to draw sududctive clothing.
MCcain IS cancer.
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angel_of_darkness at 12:04PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Bring women to your house and force them to model with their seductive clothes. To make sure they pose right, touch them in different places.

I fell down the stairs.
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zgenstru at 12:18PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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The next time you walk down stairs make sure that you are blind folded and have the stair case covered in grease.

I can't remeber how to draw female clothing.
MCcain IS cancer.
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angel_of_darkness at 1:02PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Buy female clothes while telling everyone your a pervert. They'll understand your motives.

I ran out of tape.
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Rusty Knight at 1:53PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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(Rusty is beginning to think that zgenstru is actually following all of angel's advice)

Use honey

My Lava lamp is just too damn amazing.
I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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angel_of_darkness at 2:24PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Throw it against the wall. It'll look better on the floor.

My head hurts.
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Dr3wdub at 2:32PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Bang on your head with a hammer. Hammers fix everything.

i just stabbed someone with a knife! Nine times!!
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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angel_of_darkness at 2:34PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Stab them again. Ten stabs are better than nine.

My house is on fire!
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zgenstru at 2:34PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Well then you make with the guy who set it on fire and jump out a window.

I'm still bored.
MCcain IS cancer.
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angel_of_darkness at 2:35PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Put your genitals on fire. You'll get a kick out of that.

I don't know which game to buy.
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Dr3wdub at 2:39PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Buy E.T for the Atari. Best game ever.

Im to lazy to make a comic!
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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angel_of_darkness at 2:41PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Go to a club and seduce the hottest chick there

Alcohol makes me throw up.
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zgenstru at 2:43PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Then put your puke in the alcohol.

Someone in my class has a crush on me.
MCcain IS cancer.
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angel_of_darkness at 2:45PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Then crush them too! Mallets work best for those situations.

Someone kissed me after school.
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zgenstru at 2:47PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Then you just throw him out the window into that garbage truck.

There's a beautiful female Ninja in my living room.
MCcain IS cancer.
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angel_of_darkness at 2:50PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Ask her to throw a shuriken at your head.

A girl keeps flirting with me.
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Dr3wdub at 2:50PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Ask her if she wants to “wrestle”.
(EDIT: that was originally for zgenstru, but i guess that works out.)

My cat was eaten by a chinese man.
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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angel_of_darkness at 2:52PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Jump on his stomach repeatedly to make him cough the cat up.

This guy won't stop following me.
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zgenstru at 2:52PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Then you eat the man duh!

There is beautiful lady Samurai in my Backyard and she has Ham instead of Beef.
*GASP*
MCcain IS cancer.
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angel_of_darkness at 2:56PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Take her katana, cut off a finger, and tell her to get beef. She won't mind if she's missing a digit.

A little puppy did a number two on my shoe.
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zgenstru at 3:26PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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well go number one on the puppy.

There are more beautiful female ninjas hidden in my basement.
MCcain IS cancer.
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Dr3wdub at 3:29PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Pretend to be a pirate and attack them, theyll love that.

my stuffed animal is posesed and it just attacked me!
“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”


^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)
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angel_of_darkness at 3:36PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Stay still while it attacks you. It should go away when you stop screaming from the pain.

My arms is broken.
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korosu at 6:38PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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You're bound to get one of those nifty handicap parking signs now!

I'm going bald.
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zgenstru at 6:46PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Nothing a few cigarettes can't solve.


I want the new Tales of Symphonia game but it has not come to America yet.
MCcain IS cancer.
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angel_of_darkness at 10:51PM, Jan. 5, 2008
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Go to Walmart and find a game that you can play while you wait for Tales of Symphonia. Remember that five-fingered discount!

I'm allergic to toothpaste.
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Flamen Tenebrarum at 9:35AM, Jan. 6, 2008
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Try to cure that allergy by eating exorbitant amounts of chocolate.

I am cold.
Why, nothing has happened to me. I am the one happening here.
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spiritmonkey at 9:42AM, Jan. 6, 2008
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douse yourself in petrol and light a match

I got bit an angry raccoon and I think i have rabies
Timmy And the Bleach

There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure
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Flamen Tenebrarum at 9:46AM, Jan. 6, 2008
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Wait until you find out for sure.

I've accidentally swallowed myself.
Why, nothing has happened to me. I am the one happening here.
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crazyninny at 10:08AM, Jan. 6, 2008
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Take some Tums.

What do I do when my tire pops?
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