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The bad advice GAME!!!!
cool guy at 1:02PM, Nov. 9, 2007
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Example:

Person#1-I need a better way to wash the dishes.


Person#2-Have your dog lick the plates.

Then the 2nd person asks for advice the the other person gives bad advice.GET IT!!!!!8D lol!
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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cool guy at 10:00AM, Nov. 10, 2007
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I'll start



I need help on my Ps2 games
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Djeinus at 7:40PM, Dec. 14, 2007
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Then ask me for directions!

I need to clean my room.
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korosu at 7:56PM, Dec. 14, 2007
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Sure, lemme get a leaf blower…

I need to get gas.
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Djeinus at 5:38PM, Dec. 16, 2007
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Eat at McDonalds, then you should get a LOT of gas.

I need to buy Christmas presents.
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Insane Video Gamer at 11:04AM, Dec. 17, 2007
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Get them all meijer gift cards

I need to do my math homework
My comic link is:
Random Insane Sprite Comic
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Djeinus at 3:16PM, Dec. 18, 2007
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Go to the arcade or sumthin'. The homework will be done by itself.

I need new pants.
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korosu at 3:21PM, Dec. 18, 2007
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Walk around public areas without any pants. Someone's bound to give you a pair.

I need to buy some groceries.
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ElTipejoLoco at 3:07AM, Dec. 19, 2007
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Send me a car via air-mail, I'll bring you some.

I need to predict if I'll seem creepy or not to people.
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therealtj at 11:41AM, Dec. 19, 2007
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Walk up to little kids and offer them candy. If they ruun away, your a creep :D

I need to protect my nuts. >_>

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Sea_Cow at 12:30PM, Dec. 19, 2007
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Use your nutsack.

I accidentally gave my girlfriend AIDS. How do I make it up to her?
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Djeinus at 4:18PM, Dec. 19, 2007
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run away.

I blew up the kitchen. What do I do?
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korosu at 4:22PM, Dec. 19, 2007
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Blame your little brother/sister.

I just got a speeding ticket! Now what?
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Sea_Cow at 4:53PM, Dec. 19, 2007
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Throw it away and drive out of town as fast as possible.

I lost my wedding ring in the sink.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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korosu at 9:48PM, Dec. 19, 2007
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Eh, just let it go. What'll the missus care?

I'M LOST.
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therealtj at 10:45AM, Dec. 20, 2007
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Just stay where you are. If someone offers help, ignore them. They're probably rapeist.

My cat looks cold…

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Sea_Cow at 1:05PM, Dec. 20, 2007
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Tell your cat to turn up the heating.

I was just given a high-paying and dangerous job at the nuclear power plant, but I'm completely unqualified.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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BloodTh at 2:15PM, Dec. 20, 2007
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Play around in the safest room. You'll figure out what to do.

I'm hungry.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
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Neilak20 at 2:49PM, Dec. 20, 2007
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Eat a Cactus.

I need pancakes, where do they occur?
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Djeinus at 5:52PM, Dec. 20, 2007
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Oh, you see, you go straight forward, then you turn left at the first roundabout, then you turn right, then left and thn to the right again, and again to the right, left it is then, and then you'll meet the Chesire cat, ask him where the Fountain of pancakes is, he's sure to tell you what you want to know.

I need to burn a house. Quickly.
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Super Llama at 5:36PM, Dec. 23, 2007
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Nothing burns a house faster than a human torch. So douse yourself in gasoline, light a match and get to work!

I need to know how I mine for fish.
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Djeinus at 5:44PM, Dec. 24, 2007
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Take a pickaxe and go hit the nearest lake. You're sure to find somethin'.

I need to know the best kill the president.
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Sea_Cow at 12:25AM, Dec. 25, 2007
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Shoot him in the face with a shotgun, it's funnier with a shotgun.

I am going through pr0n withdrawal.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Insanity at 3:34PM, Dec. 25, 2007
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Keep living. :P

HELP MEH WITH MAH HOMEWORKS!!!

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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crazyninny at 7:11PM, Dec. 26, 2007
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Write answeres that sound right.
i.e., Volcano's blow up due to the Earth PMSing.

I need to get my comic done.
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korosu at 4:39AM, Dec. 27, 2007
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You should get it outsourced to India. Those guys will get it done in a jiffy.

I need to get over this cold.
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YoungNastyMan at 4:15PM, Dec. 27, 2007
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You can sleep outside. Here's some lemonade, I put extra ice in it. ^_~

I need to cook breakfast, but i'm tired.
(>^_^)>(>^.)>('<)
Tag you're it! Tag, you're it! Tag, you're….Oh, god dammit!
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Insanity at 10:33AM, Dec. 28, 2007
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Put Some Bacon In A Toaster.

I Would Like To Become Ruler Of My Bathroom.

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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crazyninny at 11:59AM, Dec. 28, 2007
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Befriend the mold and mushrooms in the bathroom.

I need a massage.
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Insanity at 12:10PM, Dec. 28, 2007
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Let creepy priest do that for you.

I need my own band of overworked pandas.

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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