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Erase Alpha at 10:19AM, April 10, 2010
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Pee.
On.
It.

I got stabbed by a walrus.
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Hands up, B**ches.
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Kroatz at 1:04PM, April 10, 2010
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Stab it back, go for the eyes boo, go for the eyes Raask!

My DS is haunted my an evil muffin ghost.
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Erase Alpha at 8:43AM, April 11, 2010
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If it's a muffin, eat it.

I'm lazy.
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Hands up, B**ches.
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Dave7 at 5:40PM, April 11, 2010
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Take a handful of adderol and wash it down with some Vault.

I need to find a new place to live soon.
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Mettaur at 6:33PM, April 11, 2010
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Wander into a town, disarm the giant live nuke in the town center, and bam! You get a new house, with a office, bed, storage room, kitchen, living room, bobblehead stand, soda machine, and a freaking robo-butler!

I just got an apple computer, and after buying it, have realized it cannot play fallout 3! And I bought the game of the year addition with all the add-ons!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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mattboy115 at 6:42PM, April 11, 2010
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I dunno what to do about that. Live with it.

I'm lazier.
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Mettaur at 6:44PM, April 11, 2010
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Help with the creation of the MobTies flash game!

Me and the MobTies team need a good flash artist, know anyone good?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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mattboy115 at 6:47PM, April 11, 2010
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I could be but I don't have a tablet. Too bad…

I entered my last post two posts too late.
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Mettaur at 6:53PM, April 11, 2010
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Make a clone of yourself, and then slap it silly.

A pikachu is slapping another pikachu silly, should I do anything about it? Like maybe shoot one of them and steal the others briefcase?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Dave7 at 8:36PM, April 12, 2010
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Shoot a hadoken and fry both of them, then loot their bodies.

A black mage just hadoken'ed two pikachu's and is looting their bodies and doesn't see me and I have him in my crosshairs. Should I take the shot?
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Mettaur at 8:41PM, April 12, 2010
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Shoot yourself in the foot, then run screaming into a shoe store and then order a cheese burger with curly fires.

I can't decide between choosing my class of either thief or mage for a new role-playing game on drunkduck.com. Which one?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Dave7 at 10:17PM, April 15, 2010
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Neither. Be a bard.

I just shot myself in the foot and the shoe store is out of curly flies.
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Mettaur at 1:36PM, April 16, 2010
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Run to a shopping mall, and start singing pop music to hobo's outside the building.

Uh, Random just became GM, and his idea seems interesting, but much in drastic change. Should I try it out?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Dave7 at 5:32PM, April 19, 2010
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No, throw a fit and start a petition to boycott the game.

I just contracted food poisoning from a bad omelet.
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Kroatz at 2:59PM, April 20, 2010
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Start laying your own eggs from now on.

Lot a suck does really me for which. Backwards are sentences my of some, crocodiles polar scandinavian the of mind malicious the and, technology alien of because.
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Dave7 at 6:47PM, April 21, 2010
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Hit yourself repeatedly in the head with a shovel. Either that'll fix your speech or kill you. Either way, you won't have a problem anymore.

I have an insect collection due in one of my classes by the end of the semester and I've barely started working on it.
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Kroatz at 3:11PM, April 23, 2010
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Start hunting for insects… but don't use a gun, those don't work.

The scandinvian polar crocodiles are taking over.
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Dave7 at 7:20PM, April 23, 2010
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Hire some Icelandic narwhal mercenaries to fight against them.

My artist almost got himself killed by jumping off of a moving vehicle.
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Mettaur at 7:26PM, April 23, 2010
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Wish him well, then don't ask Mettaur for help. (Bad advice, cuz I'm good artist and have free time…so good advice is wish him well and ask for my help.)

Random is kinda not making me pleased with his how he's doing as GM. Not mad at him, his first time running the game, but he's just frigging strategies up for teh sake of pure randomness. Plus, he can't tell a honesty which is told first from a jokey attempt at concerned seriousness later, especially when I make it clear it's not true what I say the second time. Just making me mad now! Damn…not too bad, but it's just…well, I guess I'm not used to it yet. But come on, he doesn't even post the roles! So a guy didn't get killed because his special power, which no one knew about, saved him, wasting that turn! Argh!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 12:17PM, April 24, 2010
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Stop trying to lynch me then Old Chap!
I'm The Boss you know?

The new Mafia GM election thread isn't up yet!
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shirkersama at 10:03PM, April 24, 2010
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Plug Harkovast! That's the whole point of mafia right?

I need an artist and only one person has shown any interest :( (thanks Mett)
Meh
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mattboy115 at 10:10PM, April 24, 2010
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Get Hitler.

I haven't been posting comics in a while. It's gonna take me a little bit to get back into the rhythm.
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Dave7 at 2:47PM, April 25, 2010
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*Puts gun to mattboy's head.* There. Now you have all the motivation you need.

I'm being chased by a Dahlik and I can't find Dr. Who to help me.
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Mettaur at 6:03PM, April 28, 2010
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Buy a army of my indestructable attack piglets! Guarenteed to kill your bacon loving enemies!

I am making so much art for so many people, I'm not sure anyone appreciates it anymore.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Dave7 at 6:05PM, April 28, 2010
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Draw porn. EVERYBODY appreciates that.

I'm worried that my arms are going to fall off.
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Wordweaver_three at 10:44PM, May 1, 2010
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Learn to masturbate with your feet.


I've been poisoned by a vindictive platypus!
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Mettaur at 10:52PM, May 1, 2010
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Read Forum Fighters! The samurai knows how to cure poison, he might help you…or he might just point and laugh as you die on the floor.

I need people to read my comic!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Wordweaver_three at 11:10PM, May 1, 2010
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Strap them to a chair and force them to watch an endless cycle of your comic, over and over, 24 hours a day.

(Oddly, I was just reading Forum Fighters)



My room is filling with smoke for some reason, and it's getting a tad warm.
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Mettaur at 11:16PM, May 1, 2010
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CAll over some hot women, and you got a sweaty dance party!

Okay, I got readers, but they don't leave any comments.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Wordweaver_three at 11:48PM, May 1, 2010
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Pat yourself on the back, since you have awed them into silence.


Alright, I've got a smoky room full of hot sweaty women, there's fire lapping under the door, I'm nearly comatose from the platypus poison, and all the damn samurai will do is point and laugh at me.
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