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mattboy115 at 10:45PM, March 26, 2010
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Find out what it's problem is. Or at lease get it medicated.

I've got an eyelash in my eye.
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shirkersama at 3:43AM, March 27, 2010
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Remove your eye so it will quit bothering that poor eyelash.

I'm tiiiiiired but have decided to stay up until sunrise.
Meh
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mattboy115 at 3:13PM, March 27, 2010
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Drink five gallons of coffee!

I can't get enough of this video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc7M4tyzzbo
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Dave7 at 1:34AM, March 28, 2010
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Eat some razor blades and make a video of your own. After all, parody is the highest form of flattery.

I'm being stalked by Xenomorphs and hunted by Predators and all I have is a lousy pistol.
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ParkerFarker at 3:02AM, March 28, 2010
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turn the torch (flashlight) off.

I cut my foot open on some rocks at the beach.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Mettaur at 9:17AM, March 28, 2010
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Go get a doctor, seriously. Doc Church may not be polite, but he is good at what he does.

I have a clan on Dead Frontier, but we don't have a medic yet.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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shirkersama at 1:20PM, March 28, 2010
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Kill everyone, then bring them back. Zombies don't need medics.

My town dosn't have a starbucks and neither does the one I'm moving to for college. ><
Meh
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Kroatz at 1:34PM, March 28, 2010
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Make a starbucks!

I broke my tv by throwing stuff at it while watching starstruck.
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mattboy115 at 9:24PM, March 28, 2010
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Continue to watch it and act insane as you do so and maybe someone will feel sorry for you and buy you a new TV.

They sprung a new show on us on and it sucks!
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ParkerFarker at 2:08AM, March 29, 2010
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write a strongly worded letter to .

I just woke up and the last thing I remember is a facehugger humping my face.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Dave7 at 3:02PM, March 29, 2010
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Just walk it off. And don't worry about those chest cramps- they're probably nothing.

I have an exam Thursday but I don't feel like studying.
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Mettaur at 3:08PM, March 29, 2010
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Study, no seriously, this is actually good advice because this is serious, STUDY.

My artist is being a idiot hypocrite. Plus, our outpost in Dead Frontier is under attack! Loosing badly in the junkyard!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Dave7 at 7:09PM, March 29, 2010
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Use your artist as a meat-shield and take back the junkyard.

I'm being attacked by a cyberdemon and my BFG just broke.
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Mettaur at 7:16PM, March 29, 2010
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The BFG 9000, it's right there, in the hands of a horribly mutilated scientist carcass!

We had a marginal victory! Hooray! Thanks Dave, you actually gave me good advice! But now Kroatz has blood stains all over him. No wounds, thankfully, but he is completely soaked in blood.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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mattboy115 at 10:06PM, March 29, 2010
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Get some Chipotle-Away! It can get bloodstains out of anything!

I'm thinking about changing my avatar again. Should I?
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Mettaur at 10:11PM, March 29, 2010
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Yeah, you should. In fact, Mettaur is making a thing-thing poster for all the mafia players, including you! If you are patient enough, wait for him to make it, then copy the image of your thing-thing person as your avatar, and bam! Instant awesomeness!

I'm having trouble with the votes for GM. I'm tired and confused, who's in the lead at the moment?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Zeph at 9:54AM, March 30, 2010
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Sit back and wait to see what happens. Then eat this radioactive donut. I swear it's good for the colin… or is that bad for the colin, and third legs… Um…


The zombie infestation in the mall just won't die, I've thrown soda cans at them.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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same at 10:06AM, March 30, 2010
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Go to the gun store. Im sure there wont be a crazed man barricading himself in and shooting at eveyone that enters.

I have cold feet due to wet slippers.
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mattboy115 at 10:36AM, March 30, 2010
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Find the nearest volcano and jump in!

I've got a bad headache.
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Mettaur at 2:22PM, March 30, 2010
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Wait a while, then when Mettaur is done with the thing-thing poster, check it out. It should relieve your headache. Either that or take an asprian.

Should I switch my avatar again? I'm thinking to switch it to the thing-thing me I used for my poster, but I'm not sure If I should stick with Jericho…
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 2:40PM, March 30, 2010
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Draw something yourself. Also bad advice game. Not good advice game.

Mettaur isnt posting bad advice.
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Mettaur at 2:48PM, March 30, 2010
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Shoot yourself in the foot.

Same is gullible enough to shoot himself in the foot.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 3:02PM, March 30, 2010
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Shoot yourself in the foot.

BAM!

Mettaur shot himself in his foot.
Again…
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Mettaur at 3:17PM, March 30, 2010
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tell Mettaur to stop making clones that shoot themselves in the foot.

I just blew up Kroatz into a dozen million peices, am I the mad hatter of Mafia Games? Or since he is one of the most irritating people ever, does that make me the vigalante?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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mattboy115 at 1:09AM, March 31, 2010
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I think it makes you the person who should keep the Mafia in the Mafia thread.

I love Mettaur's poster too much!
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Kroatz at 1:58AM, March 31, 2010
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Shoot yourself in the foot.

Hehe.

I'm apparently the most irritating person ever.
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same at 12:07PM, March 31, 2010
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Be friends with Mett.

I am in love with a total bitch who keeps flicking from super bitch mode to cutesy wootsey. I love the gray area though.
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Kroatz at 12:24PM, March 31, 2010
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Awww. I love you too!

I can't get the peanut butter jelly song out of my head…
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Mettaur at 12:46PM, March 31, 2010
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Shot yourself in the gut.
KA-Ka-KA-KA-Ka-Ka-KA-Ka-Ka!
Wow, I thought you'd use a pistol, not a heavy machine gun…wow, not much left besides a head, neck, and sholders…yeesh, that is quite the mess.

Alright, trying to decide, should I kioll first the guy that might be a threat, or the guy that keeps pissing me off?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 12:52PM, March 31, 2010
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kioll yourself up into a ball and cry.

Kroatz thinks i mean that i love him.
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