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Dave7 at 7:59PM, Feb. 11, 2010
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Change your avatar to a pic of Bill Murray and push him one step closer to the looney bin!

I just realized I've had the same avatar for almost three years!
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mattboy115 at 11:06PM, Feb. 12, 2010
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Change it to a picture of a blind guy choking a midget.

I have become Bill Murry! Look at me!
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Zad at 5:45PM, Feb. 19, 2010
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Dress up as a zombie and sneak up on those kids in your personal theater. (Agh, Zombieland again!)


My sister only made fries for dinner and now I'm hungry D:
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Kroatz at 3:11AM, Feb. 20, 2010
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EAT HER BRAINS (zombies anyone?)

My comic doesn't get any views… sob… (HINT)
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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Rengishi at 7:47AM, Feb. 20, 2010
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Sell it to hollywood for absolutely no money

My friend wants to kill me for loosing her ipod
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mattboy115 at 11:06AM, Feb. 20, 2010
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Run away and live on the street as a magical hobo who gives people magical jars of urine!

My webcam sucks and lags a lot but I really want to make a vlog.
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Dave7 at 11:29AM, Feb. 20, 2010
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Hey, there's always Twitter! :D

My cat just opened a portal to hell and now I can't get rid of the demons that are pouring out. (Note: I can't kill the cat because she's an immortal).
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mattboy115 at 11:41AM, Feb. 20, 2010
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Go into the portal and find the source of the Demons and destroy it.

My guitar is out of tune…
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Kroatz at 3:26AM, Feb. 21, 2010
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buy a kazoo!

my kazoo is out of tune…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115 at 11:42PM, Feb. 27, 2010
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Blow. Don't hum.

My guitar is in tune. I don't know how to play…
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Dave7 at 5:26PM, March 3, 2010
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Play Guitar Hero instead. It's easier and you'll sound better.

I just came into contact with concentrated insecticide and now I think I'm dying.
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mattboy115 at 10:27PM, March 4, 2010
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Walk it off. In fact run a marathon!

I've had anxiety for the last month. I just started on Prozac today. What if it not only takes away the anxiety but my crazy too? I don't think I can live without my crazy! Insanity is my life!
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Kroatz at 7:29AM, March 5, 2010
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Just take some insanity with your prozac!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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Zeph at 9:22AM, March 5, 2010
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*Smacks with chair*

Kroatz forgot to post a problem to fix. (<-Thats my problem)
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Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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mattboy115 at 5:24PM, March 5, 2010
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You gave him a problem! You hit him with a chair!

I missed Tosh.0 last Wednesday!
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Zeph at 7:30PM, March 5, 2010
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Go to his house and demand he reinact it or you will shave off his eyebrows.


I've missed mythbuster for the past year.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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mattboy115 at 10:45PM, March 5, 2010
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Read about all the episodes you missed online and then test out the myths yourself to see how they came out!

The fact that the double-clawshot on Twilight Princess doesn't come until near the end pisses me off. I'm not there yet but I looked ahead online.
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Kroatz at 6:00AM, March 7, 2010
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Just skip ahead!

My head hurts because I was smacked with a chair!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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Zeph at 5:19PM, March 7, 2010
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-Smacks witha Chair- Hitting it twice cancels the first chair's effect. Or you might want to seek a doctor.

Kroatz might be dead from brain trauma by chair.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Kroatz at 12:54AM, March 8, 2010
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Guurr dwarrelbluff pong Durrrrr…

Marbel tictac cowhat shoe?
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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Zeph at 6:23PM, March 8, 2010
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How many times do I have to beat you with a chair? Get some aspirin, it might cure the headache.

Kroatz just don't succumb to Chair induced death.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Dave7 at 7:50PM, March 8, 2010
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Use a shovel. It's easier to control than a chair and the additional leverage lets you get more force behind each whack to the head.

I just ran a marathon after coming into contact with concentrated insecticide and now I have cancer.
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Zeph at 9:55PM, March 8, 2010
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Take some cyanide and call the doctor in the morning.

I just remember Cyanide is lethal.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Kroatz at 11:00AM, March 9, 2010
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Start planning dave's funeral…

I just recovered from some chair induced brain damage and now Zeph is trying to hit me with a shovel.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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Zeph at 1:08PM, March 9, 2010
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-Hits with a shovel- Dead people don't need advice.

I can't think of where to hide the body.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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mattboy115 at 1:22PM, March 9, 2010
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Eat it.

I think someone hacked my email. (For real)
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Zeph at 1:30PM, March 9, 2010
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Hut down their IP and kill their dog.

Theirs an alien in the commerical to the right.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Dave7 at 1:55PM, March 9, 2010
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Hit it repeatedly with your shovel and hope you don't get too much acid blood on you.

Zeph can't afford to pay for my funeral.
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Zeph at 2:12PM, March 9, 2010
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Give the bill to Aqua, he's a mod, he can cover for me.

What disguise should I use to get away from Funeral bills?
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Dave7 at 6:45PM, March 9, 2010
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Disguise yourself as James Bond.

I've come back from the grave as a zombie and now I crave the flesh of British secret agents.
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