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The bad advice GAME!!!!
I Am The 1337 Master at 4:14PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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they made facebook for a reason. and paypal too

I am hungry
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mattboy115 at 4:22PM, Dec. 22, 2009
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(My parents don't own a computer and never will. They are from that generation)

Eat a pig. Like Peter and Clinton did. Or at least they thought they did.
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cool guy at 11:26AM, Jan. 4, 2010
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Don't write a problem







I curse to fucking much.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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mattboy115 at 12:59PM, Jan. 4, 2010
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Have your voice box removed.

The state's been overrun by enormous green Schnauzers!
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cool guy at 2:33PM, Jan. 4, 2010
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Fight them with Cats






I'm bored
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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mattboy115 at 3:20PM, Jan. 4, 2010
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See how many tacks you can fit up your nose.
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cool guy at 10:07AM, Jan. 5, 2010
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Don't post a problem







I can't play guitar
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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mattboy115 at 10:15AM, Jan. 5, 2010
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Join a band.

I keep forgetting to post a problem.
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cool guy at 10:36AM, Jan. 5, 2010
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Have a computer chip installed in your brain programed to remind you to write a problem.





I'm hungry
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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mattboy115 at 10:57AM, Jan. 5, 2010
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Stop eating for a couple months.

Looks like this is Cool Guy's forum because he's replying to topics faster than my internet can load em.
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Zeph at 6:21PM, Jan. 6, 2010
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Kill him.

The world imploded.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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shirkersama at 10:35PM, Jan. 6, 2010
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Explode what's left

My left testical itches.
Meh
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mattboy115 at 11:06PM, Jan. 6, 2010
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Cut all three off. …wait…

I'm falling behind on my Megamantics buffer.
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Zeph at 10:02AM, Jan. 7, 2010
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Burn it.

The wall street journal is on fire.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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mattboy115 at 10:43AM, Jan. 7, 2010
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Let it burn!

My friend needs to start wearing deodorant and he won't.
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mattboy115 at 10:43AM, Jan. 7, 2010
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Let it burn!

My friend needs to start wearing deodorant and he won't.
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mattboy115 at 10:43AM, Jan. 7, 2010
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Let it burn!

My friend needs to start wearing deodorant and he won't.
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same at 10:49AM, Jan. 7, 2010
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Rape him.


I havent got any work done for college.
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Zeph at 1:28PM, Jan. 7, 2010
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Don't work! It's bad for the health.

Theres a tank in my backyard.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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same at 2:23PM, Jan. 7, 2010
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Take a nap in the cannon.


My laptops nearly dead.
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Zeph at 3:45PM, Jan. 7, 2010
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Throw it at secret service.


The walruses in the Walmart parking lot are boycotting Canned fish.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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mattboy115 at 5:02PM, Jan. 7, 2010
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Snipe ‘em all from the roof of Walmart!

There’s nothing on TV!
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Zangetsu at 7:23PM, Jan. 7, 2010
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Break the glass and stick your head in.

I can't get any money.
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shirkersama at 9:17PM, Jan. 7, 2010
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Rob a hobo, they must be loaded without having rent to pay.

I lost my nuke.
Meh
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Dave7 at 11:38PM, Jan. 7, 2010
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Use smallpox. It can kill just as many people and the shock-value caused by the symptoms is way more entertaining than instant vaporization or radiation poisoning.

I listened to a song once and now it's been playing in my head nonstop for the past five days.
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mattboy115 at 12:01AM, Jan. 8, 2010
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Put a hole in your head to let it out.

Someone taped educational films over all my porn.
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Zeph at 12:10AM, Jan. 8, 2010
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Pay teachers to star in your home made porn.

A box of kittens is now holding up the bank.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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mattboy115 at 12:17AM, Jan. 8, 2010
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Help em out. I'm sure they might be having trouble.

My neighbor canceled his newspaper subscription so I can't steal his paper anymore.
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Zeph at 8:53AM, Jan. 8, 2010
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Ger and beat the piss out of him. Violence solves everything.

Said Neighbor's wife called the cops
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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mattboy115 at 12:01PM, Jan. 8, 2010
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(That's not even your problem!) Help me beat the cops senseless!

There's chocolate in the road! Help!
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