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The bad advice GAME!!!!
therealtj at 10:27AM, July 11, 2009
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Become a eunuch! :D

I need inspiration for my comic.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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WiffleBall at 2:11PM, July 11, 2009
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Kill yourself, then document the afterlife.

I need to draw better.
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cool guy at 3:37PM, July 11, 2009
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Learn how to draw conclusions







I want the latest Guitar Hero Controller.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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ParkerFarker at 11:45PM, July 13, 2009
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get it. (Rockband is way better)


I want to learn to grow gills.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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blergness at 11:51AM, July 14, 2009
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put your head underwater for a few hours



My skates are broken, Halp!
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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Salsa at 9:50PM, July 14, 2009
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take some new ones from the store and leave the old ones in exchange.
I need something that i need help with.
RAGE!
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blergness at 9:23AM, July 15, 2009
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break everything.

my brother broke the internet.
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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cool guy at 9:27AM, July 15, 2009
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Break your brother






I can't find the stupid Geometry Options window on Photoshop.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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blergness at 9:35AM, July 15, 2009
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it's a trap! rip it out of your computer and throw it out the window!


how do i get a job?
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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cool guy at 9:39AM, July 15, 2009
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Get a Sex change….ohhhhhhhhhhh you meant THAT kind of job…









I'm stuck on a song in Guitar Hero:Metallica
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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SomaX at 9:56AM, July 23, 2009
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DON'T try, try, try again (kill it with fire)


My gf decided that she's not a lesbian.
~*~
#253 in Comic Book/Story #344 Overall ~*~ #383 in Comic Book/Story #517 Overall
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blergness at 7:33PM, July 23, 2009
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Beat the gay back into her.




Facebook is eating my life
I have a comic now! http://www.drunkduck.com/Talking_to_Myself/ and i really don't care if you read it!
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cool guy at 8:52PM, July 23, 2009
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Join Twitter






I can't get enough of puzzle games.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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diana_m at 1:13PM, Aug. 17, 2009
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Try to replicate Tetris by jumping off a cliff.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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therealtj at 1:46PM, Aug. 17, 2009
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Whatever you do, don't type your problem.


A stranger offered me candy to get in his van.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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cool guy at 6:01PM, Aug. 17, 2009
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It might be Christopher Walken.






My camera memory stick sucks
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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diana_m at 1:28PM, Aug. 19, 2009
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Dude, it's easy! If you use a Gamma ray projector upon the memory stick the radiations will make the memory go bigger! But only when it's pissed.

I'm tired.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 7:21AM, Aug. 22, 2009
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Take about 10 sleep pills







I have a date
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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diana_m at 8:47AM, Aug. 22, 2009
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Just remenber all the stuff I told you and then do exactly the contrary.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..

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cool guy at 12:03PM, Aug. 23, 2009
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Don't edit to write a problem






The date went great but the girls still seems uninterested
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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da_kasha at 7:19PM, Aug. 30, 2009
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Do the caramel dance for her.


How do I learn to write better?
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ParkerFarker at 4:43AM, Aug. 31, 2009
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write horribly so you learn what not to do.



I was bitten by a werewolf.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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cool guy at 3:41PM, Sept. 1, 2009
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Go into Vampire territory (City of Bones not Twilight)




I think I'm becoming Emo





da_kasha
Do the caramel dance for her.

THAT WORKED!!!!(sorta)
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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da_kasha at 7:52AM, Sept. 4, 2009
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Watching sad movies where people die will make you realise how much you want to live.



I've forgotten all my Chemistry - even though I'm doing it at my uni.

cool guy
da_kasha
Do the caramel dance for her.

THAT WORKED!!!!(sorta)

My bad advice was so bad it was good. Oh no! I fail at this game :(
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BffSatan at 11:19PM, Sept. 5, 2009
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da_kasha
I've forgotten all my Chemistry - even though I'm doing it at my uni.
Taste is the most effective sense to learn with. Eat every element on the periodic table and as you do say its name, its periodic number, its abbreviation and its atomic mass. This way whenever you hear some information about an element you will think of its taste and with that all the other information about that element will come with it. Hope that helps. :D

I have exams and assignments all of next week, two of them count towards my final grade at the end of year 12.
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Insizwa at 6:36PM, Sept. 15, 2009
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In order to study just by some of my learn while you sleep cassette tapes (just 59.99 for each subject).

I feel like watching a movie, which one should I pick?
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BffSatan at 10:04AM, Sept. 17, 2009
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This one.


It's like 3am in the morning and I'm still here.
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Insizwa at 10:14AM, Sept. 17, 2009
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You've been awake too long, in order to fix this you should time warp back to when you first logged in and tell yourself to go to bed (don't worry about destroying reality though).

What should I get at a British pub?
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Wordweaver_three at 2:10AM, Sept. 23, 2009
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The clap.



My neighbors dog barks too much, but I'm afraid of confrontation, how do I solve this problem?
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ParkerFarker at 4:48AM, Sept. 23, 2009
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don't.


I see dead people.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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