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The bad advice GAME!!!!
Zeph at 2:33PM, Jan. 8, 2010
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(Its my problem for giving the bad advice, shit travels in a chain)

Do a spin out in the choclate.

Theres an army of nuns armed to the teeth outside.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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shirkersama at 5:16PM, Jan. 8, 2010
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Throw holy water at them. Pretty sure thats what kills them.

My spleen is bleeding.
Meh
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cool guy at 7:08PM, Jan. 8, 2010
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Stab it repeatedly




Zeph suggested to kill me
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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shirkersama at 9:11PM, Jan. 8, 2010
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Kill Zeph.

I just found out I'm racist.
Meh
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mattboy115 at 12:41AM, Jan. 9, 2010
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Wear a KKK outfit to school.

You beat me to that post! I was actually typing kill Zeph as my advice! I entered it and found that you were seconds ahead of me! Had to delete it! What do you have to say for yourself?
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shirkersama at 8:40AM, Jan. 9, 2010
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Start posting “kill Zeph” on every thread constantly so I can never beat you to it agan. As for what I have to say for myself: “Suck it.”

I'm only a week in and already have 7 papers to write this semester.
Meh
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Zeph at 3:20PM, Jan. 9, 2010
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Get killed by Zeph.

I'm out of bullets.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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mattboy115 at 8:16PM, Jan. 9, 2010
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Use your teeth.

My cousin is annoying me.
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Zeph at 8:25PM, Jan. 9, 2010
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Shove his head in gasoline, remove, toss him in a spirally fashion, flick match, and KABOOOM! Or a more humane alternative. Throw meat at him, and have dogs chase him.

I'm getting a headache.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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mattboy115 at 8:44PM, Jan. 9, 2010
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Have your head removed.

Now I have a headache!
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shirkersama at 6:37PM, Jan. 13, 2010
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Listen to a high pitched sound for for several hours.

I keep doing nice things for people lately :(
Meh
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mattboy115 at 7:18PM, Jan. 13, 2010
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Do nothing but be mean for the rest of your life.

There's a tornado picking up my house.
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Weasilish at 7:54PM, Jan. 13, 2010
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Grab the dog and the slippers and RUN. STRAIGHT INTO IT.



My stomach is fat, but not anything else.
Alchemist. Lover of comics.

Tea drinker. <3
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Mikk at 10:05PM, Jan. 13, 2010
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In home plastic surgery. With a spork;D



My cat refuses to stop walking on my keyboard.
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Zeph at 10:50PM, Jan. 13, 2010
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Sell it to a glue factory.

World of Warcraft keeps stealing people's souls.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Mikk at 11:06PM, Jan. 13, 2010
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you live in america don't cha? (even if you don't move there and…) Sue em for all they got:D




I lost my grandma. Do you know where i put her?
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mattboy115 at 12:09AM, Jan. 14, 2010
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Check in Carrot Top's hair. Or Gene Shalit's mustache.

Roger Rabbit is staying at my house.
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Weasilish at 11:48AM, Jan. 14, 2010
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Give ‘im three carrots and a picture frame in exchange for his wife. C:




I’ve got no water. How can I make ice? D:
Alchemist. Lover of comics.

Tea drinker. <3
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mattboy115 at 1:47PM, Jan. 14, 2010
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Use bleach.

I've been bitten by a vampire.
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Mikk at 4:44PM, Jan. 14, 2010
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Go stand out in the sun. If you sparkle, rejoice. You have enough jailbait to last you a life time. If you don't you have solved the problem:D




I just got engaged to a 40 yr old indian man
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mattboy115 at 1:47PM, Jan. 16, 2010
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Make racial remarks until he leaves you.

I have been playing Metroid Prime 3 for 5 hours straight without saving. I am not near a savepoint and I have to leave. What should I do?
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shirkersama at 6:42PM, Jan. 16, 2010
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Give the game away.

I'm in too serious of a mood.
Meh
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mattboy115 at 6:45PM, Jan. 16, 2010
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Kill someone close to you.

Nobody likes my awesome avatar!
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Dave7 at 5:01PM, Jan. 21, 2010
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Get an avatar of George W. Bush.

I'm completely stressed-out and think I'm about to have a breakdown.
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mattboy115 at 8:24PM, Jan. 21, 2010
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Tell me about your problems.

I just got a part in a Pokemon Fan dubb but my voice sucks bad.(True)
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shirkersama at 9:28PM, Jan. 21, 2010
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Get Steven Hawking as a voice coach.

People assume I'm being sarcastic, even the 5% of the time that I'm not.
Meh
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mattboy115 at 12:05AM, Jan. 22, 2010
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Fill up that other 5% with sarcasm.

I took voicing lessons from Stephen Hawking.
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shirkersama at 10:40AM, Jan. 22, 2010
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Kepp following my advice.

It started snowing again :(
Meh
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SansTalent at 10:53AM, Jan. 22, 2010
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Go pick up the snow and save it to sell during the summer.

I am filled with anger.
He who flames trolls should see to it that he himself does not become a troll. For when you gaze long into the internets, the internets gaze also into you.

Look, a comic! Sorta!
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mattboy115 at 10:54AM, Jan. 22, 2010
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Go outside with a blow dryer and melt it all.

I've got a dirty little secret. I've been sweeping dirt under my rug for years. Now it's two feet high. How do I keep people from noticing?
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