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The Bright side of life
imshard at 8:38AM, Feb. 6, 2008
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Now people won't expect you to act responsibly!

I have a bad head cold that won't go away.
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

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iain_westy at 10:39AM, Feb. 6, 2008
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Cheer up! it might kill you and then it won't bother you anymore.

I'm being eaten by a boa constricter and i don't like it one bit.
Dot toch me with that wolf! you've no idea were its been.

Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed

I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.

Jesus is love <3.
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SympleSymon at 11:03AM, Feb. 6, 2008
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Well, at least you're still alive! Try punching it in the gut a few times - worked for Naruto, didn't it?

I have inverted kneecaps :(
Retake - What happens when a movie star goes from portraying a hero on the silverscreen to becoming one in real-life? Nothing good…

http://www.drunkduck.com/Retake
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crocty at 1:33PM, Feb. 6, 2008
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The circus will love you!

Some retard at school pushed me head first in to a wall, and now I have a massive bump on my head.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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SympleSymon at 1:38PM, Feb. 6, 2008
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Hey, with a little bit of sandpaper (and a LOT of painkillers) you can become ‘Crocty - Human Unicorn!’ and join me in the circus!

My adoptive parents told me I was raised by chincillas…
Retake - What happens when a movie star goes from portraying a hero on the silverscreen to becoming one in real-life? Nothing good…

http://www.drunkduck.com/Retake
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freakenburger at 4:14PM, Feb. 6, 2008
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You can make one hell of a biography book and become ridiculously rich (and also appear at Oprah)!

I'm a little bit confused with DD's new look…
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iain_westy at 4:47PM, Feb. 6, 2008
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Yeah but DDs got great new feature…… no you got me I'm confused too.

I can't stop the feeling that your all out to get me
Dot toch me with that wolf! you've no idea were its been.

Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed

I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.

Jesus is love <3.
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Djeinus at 5:12PM, Feb. 6, 2008
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Hey, at least you're aware of my evil plans!

I can't stop feeling guilty about the slaves I keep in my closet to make me some sneakers.
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imshard at 10:12PM, Feb. 6, 2008
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Just remember how much you saved on those Adidas they made!

I'm disappointed with my progress in life
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freakenburger at 11:53AM, Feb. 10, 2008
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You are still alive and can do somethong about it!

I'm surrounded by creepy people.
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imshard at 12:00PM, Feb. 10, 2008
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Hey look how normal and pleasant you seem by comparison!

I fear that the idiocracy is growing.
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Insanity at 12:16PM, Feb. 10, 2008
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Sky isn't falling


I almost killed my cat

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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freakenburger at 1:27PM, Feb. 10, 2008
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Your miserably failed effort has resulted in a spared life!

It's raining like freaking hell, with lightnings hitting stuff near my building (I think there will be flooded houses here…).
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imshard at 1:32PM, Feb. 10, 2008
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Hey look, No tornadoes!

The “technical advisers” at work are imbeciles
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Lord Shplane at 4:59PM, Feb. 10, 2008
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No one will care if you kill them.

OH SHI-

IT'S A LION!!

>:3
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freakenburger at 6:42PM, Feb. 10, 2008
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You got a very unnusual pet!

My mom caught me downloading hentai.
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imshard at 7:07PM, Feb. 10, 2008
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Man thats some sweet hentai!

I'm no good at office politics.
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Lord Shplane at 8:28PM, Feb. 10, 2008
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In order to BE good at office politics, you have to suck your boss's %^&*. Be glad that you don't do that.

THE LION IS EATING MY LEGS

>:3
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imshard at 8:01PM, Feb. 11, 2008
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hey at least you can get some of those nifty spatchula legs!


I'm probably never going to get promoted.
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freakenburger at 5:21PM, Feb. 12, 2008
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There will be no employees calling you a “office nazi”…

Can't find a job as a teacher.
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imshard at 6:59AM, Feb. 13, 2008
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you can always tutor!

I still get nerve pain from the time my hands broke
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freakenburger at 3:59PM, Feb. 13, 2008
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imshard
you can always tutor!

I still get nerve pain from the time my hands broke
Damn, sometimes I feel nerve pain in my finger too (damn soccer)…

There's a lot of pain killers that you can take in any drug store.

I finished college 6 months ago and my diploma is still not ready.
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imshard at 9:04PM, Feb. 13, 2008
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In the mean time you can still party as a senior!

I have no stamina anymore
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cool guy at 2:18PM, Feb. 16, 2008
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Now you can sit down and do nothing.


I'M FU***** BORED!!!!!
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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bluebot092 at 2:19PM, Feb. 16, 2008
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now oyu have an excuse to do somehting!

noone comments on my comic
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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cool guy at 2:41PM, Feb. 16, 2008
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Because their always to busy worshiping you

I can't speak japanese.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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bluebot092 at 2:50PM, Feb. 16, 2008
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well atleast you have a choice to learn spanish!

i dont know what 4487598749508739457943+493750937540976210746237474743 is
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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cool guy at 2:57PM, Feb. 16, 2008
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Neither dose einstein

And I already know spanish



the new Kappa Mikey movie won't be on till 9:00
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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freakenburger at 3:41PM, Feb. 16, 2008
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You got spare time to do cool stuff!

I'm getting lazy…
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bluebot092 at 3:49PM, Feb. 16, 2008
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then dont do anthing!

im trying to watch youtube and do stuff on drunk duck at the same time.
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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