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The Bright side of life
angel_of_darkness at 7:01PM, Jan. 7, 2008
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At least your making something of yourself.

I didn't get my costume for Anime Boston yet.
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freakenburger at 6:56AM, Jan. 8, 2008
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You still got time to choose a cool one.

I have reasons to think someone in this thread came to Brazil to stalk me.
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Djeinus at 7:25AM, Jan. 8, 2008
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at least you know somebody likes you.

I don't have any money to buy school books.
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imshard at 10:46AM, Jan. 8, 2008
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You can be on a help the poor advertisement!

I need eye surgery
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Flamen Tenebrarum at 10:55AM, Jan. 8, 2008
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Maybe they will accidentally mess someting up in such a manner that you will have super-vision or infra-vision or X-ray-vision or whatever visual superpower you can think of.

My scanner stopped working.
Why, nothing has happened to me. I am the one happening here.
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angel_of_darkness at 11:36AM, Jan. 8, 2008
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At least your computer still works.

I lost my favorite book!
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Djeinus at 4:02PM, Jan. 8, 2008
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You now can go and buy a newer copy of the same book!
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imshard at 8:24PM, Jan. 8, 2008
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I can say whatever because there was no downside listed!

Sometimes I have nightmares about my customers.
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Flamen Tenebrarum at 9:00PM, Jan. 8, 2008
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You have customers - AND you don't have insomnia.

I'm all out of salt.
Why, nothing has happened to me. I am the one happening here.
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cool guy at 5:11PM, Jan. 9, 2008
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If you have sugar you can make cake.


My video camara dosn't have any film
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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freakenburger at 8:48PM, Jan. 9, 2008
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Because it's a digital one!

I feel like smashing my head on the desk.
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imshard at 8:54PM, Jan. 9, 2008
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Then you'll have a nice nap!

I have a terrible cough
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freakenburger at 6:10AM, Jan. 10, 2008
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Well, at least you aren't coughing blood (I hope)…

I got thousands of cockroaches in my kitchen.
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cool guy at 6:12AM, Jan. 10, 2008
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You can practice tap dancing

I have taste of rotton milk in my mouth
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Djeinus at 6:18AM, Jan. 10, 2008
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At least you taste something at all!

I'm bored
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cool guy at 6:22AM, Jan. 10, 2008
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Atleast you're not rampgeing thru town killing everyone in sight



My hed blew up
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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imshard at 9:01AM, Jan. 10, 2008
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You can be a politician!

I'm coughing up blood now
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spiritmonkey at 9:07AM, Jan. 10, 2008
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mmm…Tasty!

I have an axe in my head
Timmy And the Bleach

There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure
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angel_of_darkness at 2:43PM, Jan. 10, 2008
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People will give you more attention because you look so cool.

I have a rash.
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freakenburger at 4:14PM, Jan. 10, 2008
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You get to see a doctor!

Someone broke my window…
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imshard at 4:22PM, Jan. 10, 2008
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Now you can brick it up so that creepy neighbor stops watching you sleep!

If I can't talk I can't work
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zgenstru at 5:19PM, Jan. 10, 2008
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Well the ladies love the masculine voice.

These pervy female ninjas keep stalking me with mountain dew instead of sprite how do I get to go away?
MCcain IS cancer.
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freakenburger at 5:31PM, Jan. 10, 2008
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Why the heck do you want to run away from pervy ninjas? Anyway, send them to Rio!

I got no pervy female ninjas stalking me while zgenstru has a lot and hates it.
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Djeinus at 3:32AM, Jan. 11, 2008
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At least you get to make fun of zgenstru!

I have Vista
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freakenburger at 2:18PM, Jan. 11, 2008
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It can't be worse than Win98…

I was abducted by aliens.
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imshard at 7:49PM, Jan. 11, 2008
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now you can hang cool at alien conventions!

I hear stupid people … everywhere
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angel_of_darkness at 7:46PM, Jan. 12, 2008
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At least you can still hear.

I see idiots when I close my eyes.
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freakenburger at 6:37AM, Jan. 14, 2008
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The right medication can make them go away…

I lost all the comic pages I've made because my computer sucks.
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imshard at 6:40AM, Jan. 14, 2008
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Now you have a reason to make better ones!

I can't get a job that matches my credentials.
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Insanity at 6:36PM, Jan. 14, 2008
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Change your credentials. Hehe…

I have a huge chncre sore and it hurts like a freaking mother.

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.
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