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imshard at 3:37PM, April 18, 2008

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Now you can stick it to the man

I still feel heartbroken

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Dark Clown at 4:25PM, April 18, 2008

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Well atleast your not in a relationship from hell. enjoy your singal life.

We can't spell.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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imshard at 5:53PM, April 18, 2008

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At least you're not illiterate.

I always get the last minute call at work.

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Dark Clown at 10:00AM, April 21, 2008

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Well then that paycheck is gonna be good.

We have been spitting up blood the last few nights.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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imshard at 10:48AM, April 21, 2008

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think of it as enjoying your meal twice.

I need some cold hot cola

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Insizwa at 12:53PM, April 21, 2008

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Well at least you don't need a new kidney.

I want to watch the movie Oldboy, but it's no where to be found.

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Dark Clown at 12:58PM, April 21, 2008

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take this time to read a BOOK. or enjoy some music.

This thing on our arm is getting bigger.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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imshard at 1:20PM, April 21, 2008

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it is born of flesh

I have to work 5-6 hours before getting a lunch break

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DoodlestheBear at 6:03PM, April 21, 2008

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Think of it as dieting.

I have ringworm.

It's like walking around with your eyes shut and wondering why you run into things.

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methadecadence at 8:25PM, April 21, 2008

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Now you can make a new fashion statement! w00t!

A vampire told me he wants me to bear his children o_O

Simply because…
Byakuya Kuchiki…
is…
DEAD SEXY IN A MINI-SKIRT!

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imshard at 4:21PM, April 22, 2008

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Can you say you say daywalker?

I have insomnia

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methadecadence at 7:41PM, April 22, 2008

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Now you won't be late for anything because of oversleeping.

A man baby showed up on my couch today.

Simply because…
Byakuya Kuchiki…
is…
DEAD SEXY IN A MINI-SKIRT!

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Dark Clown at 8:31PM, April 22, 2008

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Now you have a bundle of joy that will slowly suck your soul dry and brake your will until the day the little Bastard gets a job and moves out…… We mean “Now you have a little life to nurture.”

We wish for rain every day but have yet to be given what we wish for.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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methadecadence at 10:45PM, April 22, 2008

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Now you know that god isn't going to flood your area for 40 days and 40 nights.

I was turned into a man… and the zipper is stuck

Simply because…
Byakuya Kuchiki…
is…
DEAD SEXY IN A MINI-SKIRT!

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Dark Clown at 9:59AM, April 23, 2008

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Think about all the things you can now do with soggy pants.

We got cut up by a cat again and the wounds wont stop bleeding.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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imshard at 3:58PM, April 23, 2008

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Cats: the other white meat

I'm single again

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methadecadence at 6:35PM, April 23, 2008

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Now you don't have to explain anything to your mother.

People scream when I try to eat them.

Simply because…
Byakuya Kuchiki…
is…
DEAD SEXY IN A MINI-SKIRT!

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Dark Clown at 8:56PM, April 23, 2008

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A Scream is a Laugh only louder and faster.

our deep arm cuts have become infected.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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imshard at 1:26AM, April 24, 2008

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Well your species CAN grow new ones.

I'm becoming an insomiac

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Dark Clown at 10:02AM, April 24, 2008

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Sleep is for the mortals, just think of all the things you can do at 1 am.

Our Arm fell off. again.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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imshard at 11:10AM, April 24, 2008

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The new one will be stronger.

I think my friends and family are planning an intervention for my caffeine habits.

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Dark Clown at 11:27AM, April 24, 2008

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thank them bu drinking Cold Hot Cola and Massive Strength Rockstars. cuz they love you.

We have fallen into a tub of pudding and it stinks.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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methadecadence at 10:25PM, April 24, 2008

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You just need a spoon now!

I am about to be killed by Genesis, who is angry that I stole his ‘Loveless’ book/

Simply because…
Byakuya Kuchiki…
is…
DEAD SEXY IN A MINI-SKIRT!

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bluebot092 at 11:48PM, April 24, 2008

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well once he kills you youll get to see what god is like!

i got bitten by a werewolf

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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imshard at 3:30PM, April 25, 2008

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…thats bad? dude you survived!

I'm lonely

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Avalon comics at 4:04PM, April 25, 2008

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At least you're not lonely enough to resort to being fooled by an internet pedo looking for little shotas.

I have 5 apples, AQua, stole 5 of them. How many apples do I have left? None. I have no apples. ;_________;

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imshard at 4:26PM, April 25, 2008

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apples cause cancer

I have the llama llama duck song stuck in my head

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Dark Clown at 4:29PM, April 25, 2008

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Apples are only good in pie. think of the troble he saved you.

We work with morons. MAJOR MORONS…

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field

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SuperBiasedMan at 3:19PM, April 26, 2008

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At least your not one of the morons.

I'm very lazy…

cosB<sinFELD
If you've done trigonometry, like me, you smile at this.
Then realise what you've done and die a little inside.
No need to thank me for that. :D
Now read this: http://www.drunkduck.com/Super_Biased_Man/index.php?p=395506

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imshard at 1:50AM, April 27, 2008

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You'll never have that nasty stinky workout sweat smell

I have no life.

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