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bluebot092 at 3:41PM, May 8, 2008
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good time to ask osmeone to get you a nice cute seeign dog!

my **** is to small
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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imshard at 12:57PM, May 9, 2008
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I'm sure they have pills for that.

It's Friday I was voluntold to do overtime.
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bluebot092 at 5:17PM, May 9, 2008
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now you got a reason to kill someone!

AQua Edit: I keep on forgetting to put something bad to continue the game.
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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Dark Clown at 10:41AM, May 12, 2008
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At least you have a higher power looking out for you.

In our last experiment intended to grant us a freezy hand. we burned the TV…

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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bluebot092 at 10:59AM, May 12, 2008
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now oyu can go outisde and get some fresh air!

aqua is editing my stuff out
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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imshard at 12:09PM, May 12, 2008
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You can beat him to the punch and do it yourself!

I 'm suffering from insomnia
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angel_of_darkness at 7:08PM, May 13, 2008
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Now, you don't have to worry about dying in your sleep.

I have to wake up early in the morning for school D:
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imshard at 9:40AM, May 14, 2008
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Think of all the new and exciting things you get to learn!

I pulled a muscle
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Dark Clown at 9:10PM, May 14, 2008
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think of all the other ones that are in top condition.

We have mistakenly opend a portal to hell.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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imshard at 10:43AM, May 15, 2008
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You can go through and become the master of that dark place.

I can't rid of this cough
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Dark Clown at 6:23AM, May 17, 2008
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think of it as a new fad, and you are at the head of it.

We kindda killed a few people and now think the police or after us…

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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HippieVan at 9:15AM, May 17, 2008
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You get free food and shelter in jail.

My loft bed just fell on me.
Duchess of Friday Newsposts and the holy Top Ten
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Dark Clown at 11:53AM, May 17, 2008
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Oh joy you are the first to enjoy a Nap samich.


We think our eye is infected.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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jgib99 at 1:56PM, May 17, 2008
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Get an eye patch to cover up the infected eye. Now you're a pirate, YAAAR!!


I just caught my girlfriend and my best friend having sex.
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imshard at 12:03AM, May 19, 2008
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better you find out now than later. (believe me I've been there, hang tight dude)

I … need … sleep
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Dark Clown at 5:03AM, May 25, 2008
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How wonderfull for you to have a need, you now get to spend hours trying to fill that need.

Our legs ran away.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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onyxrose at 10:31AM, May 25, 2008
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At least your guaranteed a good parking spot wherever you go!

You have 4 essays and a final test to study for. You have started none and they are all due in two days.
Oh please, dont avoid painful death on my account
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Dark Clown at 10:55AM, May 25, 2008
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…. now you have the fun of cramming all that information into your skull.

We think we might of just stepped on a land mine.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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angel_of_darkness at 1:57PM, May 25, 2008
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At least you didn't step in dog crap.

I forgot my math homework at school!
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onyxrose at 5:37AM, May 26, 2008
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you don't have to do any math homework tonight

your kitty/puppy got squished by a car just in front of your house
Oh please, dont avoid painful death on my account
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HippieVan at 2:29PM, May 26, 2008
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If you cry enough your parents will get you a better pet!

I have to go to summer school.
Duchess of Friday Newsposts and the holy Top Ten
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onyxrose at 7:12PM, May 26, 2008
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You won't get bored this summer.

I have pink eye
Oh please, dont avoid painful death on my account
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imshard at 1:13PM, May 27, 2008
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You'll never try to drink out of the toilet!

I'm in caffeine withdrawal.
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onyxrose at 2:58PM, May 27, 2008
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If you survive you will no longer be addicted…IF you survive that is…

I just smoked a joint completely forgetting that I had to take a urine test for work tomorrow
Oh please, dont avoid painful death on my account
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imshard at 3:08PM, May 27, 2008
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They're usually just looking for amphetamines and narcotics.

my eyes feel like they're burning
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onyxrose at 4:16PM, May 27, 2008
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Its just allergies so you can take you meds and it'll go away

I was just violently probed by aliens
Oh please, dont avoid painful death on my account
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Dark Clown at 4:49PM, May 27, 2008
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Your so popular that you are known throughout space.

We just cut off our right arm

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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imshard at 11:03AM, May 28, 2008
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Clearly it grew back since the last time you cut it off, It'll grow back again.

I … Need … Sleep
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onyxrose at 2:58PM, May 28, 2008
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You finally get to break in those new oh-so-soft fleece blankets.

I caught the love of my life in another woman's arms.
Oh please, dont avoid painful death on my account
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imshard at 3:22PM, May 28, 2008
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It's better that you found out sooner rather than later.

Apparently my blood is full of no-doze.
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