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beljanbobo at 12:20PM, Jan. 13, 2007
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Superman saves the world, Chuck Norris saves superman.
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Shintouku at 5:18PM, Jan. 13, 2007
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Darth Vader used to be perfectly healthy….then he made of of Chuck Noris!!
aw dag i messed it up

PorQ me
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Wolfer at 5:19PM, Jan. 13, 2007
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Iceland used to be a pretty quiet country, devoid of technology. Then Norris showed up…
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Shintouku at 5:24PM, Jan. 13, 2007
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If superman was gay, he'd want Chuck Noris.
aw dag i messed it up

PorQ me
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Krensada at 1:57AM, Jan. 14, 2007
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If Chuck norris waves hi to you, it will throw you against the wall.
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The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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nerdsareinvading at 10:50AM, Jan. 16, 2007
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they say stroking chuck norris's beard will add six years to your life expectancy, however the following roundhouse kich to the head is said to tkae a way 300 years, therefore ripping open aspace time flux and destroys the universe…great going your incomprehensible lust to stroke chuck norris's beard has doomed us all…idiot…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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nerdsareinvading at 10:55AM, Jan. 16, 2007
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most people that believe in god wear a WWJD wrist band…jesus wears a wristband that says WWCND…(what would chuck norris do?)

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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nerdsareinvading at 10:55AM, Jan. 16, 2007
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whats the difference between chuck norris and hercules???




hercules is only half god…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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nerdsareinvading at 10:56AM, Jan. 16, 2007
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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris!



too much to be legal…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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nerdsareinvading at 11:01AM, Jan. 16, 2007
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chuck norris counted to infinity…twice!

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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nerdsareinvading at 11:01AM, Jan. 16, 2007
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chuck norris needs a concealed weapons permit to wear pants…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Krensada at 4:51AM, Jan. 18, 2007
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(Good ones!)


Chusck norris doesnt need money to play everquest!
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nerdsareinvading at 4:55PM, Jan. 18, 2007
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chuck nooris is currently sewing ABC for the name of the show “law and order” claiming he has a copyright on those names for his left and right arms…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Krensada at 8:34AM, July 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris made me Resurrect this thread
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The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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fern at 10:10AM, July 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris never uses Call Waiting
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Krensada at 12:38PM, July 5, 2007
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Shuck norris can grind up titanium with his beard.
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The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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fern at 12:39PM, July 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris only listens to Garth Brooks.
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Krensada at 12:41PM, July 5, 2007
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Chuck norris posts five times faster than Fern.
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fern at 12:43PM, July 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris uses Internet Explorer 5… and it's still more powerful than IE6.
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nerdsareinvading at 12:49PM, July 5, 2007
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chuck norris has no need for sunglasses, the sun knows what would happen if it were to be a nuisance to chuck…


the babylon tower was really destroyed by chuck norris, he would not allow there to be something bigger than his leg muscles…


bigfoot is really chuck norris' last beard that ran away in fear…


if chuck norris were to have a wish and he wished to be transformed into the ultimate weapon…he would turn into his right leg…


ever wonder what happened to the dinosaurs? chuck norris had a bean burrito for lunch…




yes, i did make all of these up on the spot…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Krensada at 12:51PM, July 5, 2007
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(good one nerds)

Chuck norris Doesn't need instructions to program his Dvd player.
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The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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fern at 12:52PM, July 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris does not wait in line for an iPhone… The iPhone comes to him.
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nerdsareinvading at 12:58PM, July 5, 2007
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nice!!!!!!!!



chuck feels us inferior…do not look behind you…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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fern at 1:00PM, July 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris is its own gender.

(Why I am not writing for Conan O'Brien… I have no idea)
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nerdsareinvading at 1:04PM, July 5, 2007
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some dont believe in god…god doesn't believe in chuck norris…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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fern at 1:06PM, July 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris was not born, he always existed.
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nerdsareinvading at 1:08PM, July 5, 2007
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chuck …

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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fern at 1:11PM, July 5, 2007
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chuck …

C'mon nerd' you can do it!

Chuck Norris has his own zip code.
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nerdsareinvading at 1:14PM, July 5, 2007
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chuck…chuck………………..peoplesaythattheworldrevolvesaoruondthesun,buthtesun
revolvesaroundchucknorris!!!…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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fern at 2:25PM, July 5, 2007
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chuck…chuck………………..peoplesaythattheworldrevolvesaoruondthesun,buthtesun
revolvesaroundchucknorris!!!…

Nicely done.

Chuck Norris' has his own card game.

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