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ZeroVX at 2:36PM, July 5, 2007
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God created the world. Chuck Norris created God.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.
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fern at 5:28PM, July 5, 2007
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Only Chuck Norris can double-post.
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ZeroVX at 5:38PM, July 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris' power level is way OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!

(You had to have known that I would do this.)
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.
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fern at 7:31PM, July 5, 2007
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Only Chuck Norris knows what really happened to Amelia Earhart…
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drgngrl at 10:08PM, July 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds till.” After you ask, “Two seconds to what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.


Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

Chuck Norris does not need to replace light bulbs; he merely demands the sun to put its energy inside the clear globes.

For playtime, Chuck swims in the galaxy with the sun as his warmth and the planets to play pool with.

Chuck is not height deprived; he was just too scary for earth that earth made itself bigger.

(yeh lots a jokes, some taken some made…chuck made me do it!)
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ZeroVX at 4:06AM, July 6, 2007
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Chuck Norris doesn't die. He just takes breaks.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.
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fern at 10:00PM, July 6, 2007
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Jesus was really Chuck Norris in disguise.
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Krensada at 8:37AM, July 12, 2007
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Chuck Norris can crush a walnut with his eyelids.
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fern at 10:06AM, July 12, 2007
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Only Chuck Norris was allowed to be in E3.
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mechanical_lullaby at 2:49AM, July 13, 2007
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Chuck Norris sucks.

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ZeroVX at 5:21AM, July 13, 2007
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Chuck Norris sucks.

*gasp*

BLASPHEMER!!!
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.
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nerdsareinvading at 4:13PM, July 13, 2007
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chuck norris says this thread is a disgrace to his testicles' names…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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fern at 10:26PM, July 13, 2007
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Chuck Norris' urine has healing powers.
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TheMidge28 at 10:51AM, July 14, 2007
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here's two…
Chuck Norris doesn't use tenderizer.


Chuck Norris hates kittens.
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fern at 12:59PM, July 14, 2007
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Chuck Norris is not an admin, but he is allowed to ban people.
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AQua_ng at 1:02PM, July 14, 2007
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Chuck Norris is the cause for up rising sea levels - he made the ocean piss itself.

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fern at 1:05PM, July 14, 2007
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Only Chuck Norris is more witty than AQua'.
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Shintouku at 9:44PM, Aug. 18, 2007
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The chuck norris of this world is a skin cell of the original chuck norris.
aw dag i messed it up

PorQ me
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Lord Shplane at 9:54PM, Aug. 18, 2007
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Chuck Norris is more dashing than AQua.
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Mister Mew at 3:46AM, Aug. 19, 2007
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Chuck Norris is cool!(What? It's true!)
I like pie!!!
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Krensada at 5:10AM, Sept. 4, 2007
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Chuck Norris can take baths in toxic waste with no ill effects. in fact it only makes him stronger.
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The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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Slowbro at 7:57AM, Sept. 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Krensada at 2:42PM, Sept. 5, 2007
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Chuck Norris stopped world war one even before he was born.
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Slowbro at 2:06PM, Sept. 6, 2007
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
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Krensada at 4:22PM, Sept. 6, 2007
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WHoevers in charge lock this one! people are repeating them now!
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imshard at 4:26PM, Sept. 6, 2007
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The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is himself.
He shaves by roundhousing his face.
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bluebot092 at 4:11AM, Oct. 10, 2007
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the hulk isnt real…its just chuck norris painted green with purple pants
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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tokyopimp5764 at 5:56AM, Oct. 10, 2007
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chuck norris orders a big mac at burger king and gets one.
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bluebot092 at 4:31PM, Oct. 10, 2007
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chuck norris doesnt die…he just takes a nap under ground
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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BloodTh at 12:32PM, Oct. 11, 2007
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Chuck Norris is such a skilled cook, he can unscramble an egg!
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